PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sherman Klump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phillip E Cheesesteak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Phillip E Cheesesteak was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Klump
vs
E Cheesesteak

180 cm
19
180 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

182 cm
21
182 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ka-POW Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sherman Klump!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Phillip E Cheesesteak!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Summer Carpenter and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Klump!
Klump goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
No joy there for Klump, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Klump moves out of range of the leg kick from Cheesesteak.
Klump lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cheesesteak backs up against the cage.
Cheesesteak takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Klump fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cheesesteak throws a head kick that misses.
Cheesesteak avoids the body shot from Klump.
Sherman Klump seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cheesesteak misses with a body kick.
Jab, jab by Klump - just one landing.
Klump lands with a cross.
Klump lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cheesesteak backs up against the cage.
Klump throws a right and a left that Cheesesteak avoids nicely.
Cheesesteak staying out of range there.
A punch combination from Klump misses.
Klump connects with a body shot.
Klump throws a series of punches but Cheesesteak moves out of range.
Klump scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Klump with a hook.

Cheesesteak is rocked!
Cheesesteak uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Klump.
Cheesesteak is still on wobbly legs! Can Klump finish him?
Klump jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cheesesteak seems to have recovered his senses.
Cheesesteak misses with a body kick.
Cheesesteak throws a wild hook but Klump just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Cheesesteak gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Klump raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sherman Klump!
Sherman Klump is the new welterweight champion!