PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Horny Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. BJ Penn looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Penn
vs
Helmet

225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 7 - 0

193 cm
25
204 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, BJ Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Horny Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Alyssa Summers and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn is breathing heavily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

BJ Penn's cut is getting worse.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Penn throws a hook to the side of Helmet's head but Helmet sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Helmet displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Helmet!
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn misses with a head kick.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Horny Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A head kick misses from Penn.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Helmet!
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Penn has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
Helmet moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Helmet lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Penn.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
BJ Penn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Penn.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Penn avoids it well.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
A right-left combo lands from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of strikes that have Penn backpedaling.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Penn.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A head kick misses from Penn.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Penn avoids nicely.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Horny Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on BJ Penn's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Penn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with the combination.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Penn.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Penn misses with a head kick.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Penn.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A left and a right from Helmet both land. Nice combination.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Penn dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Penn bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Penn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Penn throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Danga de danga de dang - Helmet scores with a four punch combination!
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Helmet.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet tries to bum rush Penn with a series of wild strikes but Penn uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Helmet throws a right hand that Penn ducks under and follows up with a left that Penn also avoids with ease.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penn moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Penn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Penn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn moves out of range.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Penn avoids them all with ease.
Penn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Penn throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Penn circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Penn.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

And that's the end of the fight!
Horny Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Horny Helmet!
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight for Horny Helmet!

Horny Helmet wins by unanimous decision!