PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slade Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy has chosen Motörhead - Killed By Death as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Wilson
vs
Jeremy

194 cm
28
250 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

167 cm
28
280 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Slade Wilson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wilson misses with a hook
and Jeremy counters with a straight right hand.
Jeremy misses with a left hand
and Wilson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wilson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wilson.
Wilson takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Wilson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Wilson misses with a takedown
and Jeremy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Slade Wilson has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jeremy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Wilson is avoiding it.
Jeremy throws out a loose jab but Wilson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wilson throws a right and a left that Jeremy avoids nicely.
Wilson throws a series of punches but Jeremy avoids them all with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A left and a right from Wilson both land. Nice combination.
Wilson throws a lazy right hand but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy throws a lazy uppercut
and Wilson counters with a nice uppercut.
Jeremy avoids the body shot from Wilson.
Jeremy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Wilson on the side of the head.
Wilson misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson misses with a body shot
and Jeremy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wilson misses with a shot to the body
and Jeremy counters with a stiff right hand.
Jeremy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wilson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Jeremy counter with a right hand.
Jeremy slips under a jab from Wilson.

Jeremy gets a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Wilson in his tracks for a moment.
Wilson avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A shot in the inside from Jeremy.
Still in the clinch, Jeremy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wilson avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Wilson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wilson wants a takedown.
Jeremy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Wilson misses with a punch to the body.
Wilson blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Wilson takes an elbow to the temple.
Wilson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jeremy is keeping busy.
Wilson blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Slade Wilson's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Wilson lands a front kick.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and Wilson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jeremy might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Wilson falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Jeremy to counter with a crisp jab.
Wilson misses with a takedown
and Jeremy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wilson throws a sloppy head kick and Jeremy moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses the jab.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wilson.
Wilson missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jeremy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wilson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jeremy manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wilson.
Slade Wilson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wilson misses with a lunging right hand
and Jeremy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wilson misses with a body punch
and Wilson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wilson throws a right and a left that Jeremy avoids nicely.
Jeremy misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson misses the body punch
and Wilson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wilson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
A telegraphed right hand from Wilson misses the target.
Jeremy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wilson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jeremy thinking.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wilson.
Wilson misses with a two punch combination.
Wilson ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Jeremy misses the target.
Wilson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jeremy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wilson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Slade Wilson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wilson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jeremy as he avoids it easily.
Wilson misses with a jab to the body
letting Jeremy counter with a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jeremy drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Slade Wilson's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Wilson moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
Jeremy blocks a jab.
Wilson throws a hook but Jeremy avoids it easily.
Wilson throws a leg kick but Jeremy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wilson misses with a jab, cross combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wilson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wilson misses with a lunging right hand
and Jeremy counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jeremy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jeremy throws a lazy uppercut
and Wilson counters with a left and a right that stings Jeremy.
Wilson misses with a combination
letting Jeremy counter with a right hand.
Wilson misses with a hook to the body
and Jeremy counters with a nice uppercut.
Wilson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jeremy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wilson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wilson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wilson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jeremy throws the left hand but Wilson avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson misses with a combination

and Jeremy counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jeremy.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jeremy scores with a nice hook to the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Wilson's brow.
Jeremy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Jeremy lands an uppercut.
Slade Wilson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Slade Wilson's cut is getting worse.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wilson throws an elbow but misses.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeremy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wilson blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wilson looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Wilson tries for a takedown but Jeremy manages to get underhooks.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Wilson misses with a knee strike.
Jeremy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wilson backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jeremy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wilson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Wilson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wilson throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jeremy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Wilson in his tracks for a moment.
Wilson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Slade Wilson's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Nice elbow from Jeremy.
Jeremy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jeremy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wilson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but Wilson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jeremy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Jeez, Slade Wilson's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Slade Wilson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ron Jeremy!