PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between JC The Easter Bunny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jayar Guida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Easter Bunny's entrance music is Hipitus Hopitus. A fine choice. Guida has chosen Taste of Ink as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that JC The Easter Bunny has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily JC The Easter Bunny seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

The Easter Bunny
vs
Guida

195 cm
18
289 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
275 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

[WAO]MADE IN GERMANY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, JC The Easter Bunny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jayar Guida!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guida doesn't succeed with the takedown
and The Easter Bunny counters with a thumping low kick.
The Easter Bunny pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Easter Bunny.
Guida with a poor takedown
and The Easter Bunny counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Guida is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The Easter Bunny connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guida on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Guida looks gassed!
The Easter Bunny lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Guida crumples to the floor! The Easter Bunny milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). JC The Easter Bunny!