PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Qwasnatmetaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abdullah Zaire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Qwasnatmetaker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Prodigy - Smack my bitch up. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Qwasnatmetaker
vs
Zaire

175 cm
22
185 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

182 cm
23
183 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Abdullah Zaire!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zaire walks into a straight right hand from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zaire misses with a takedown attempt
and Qwasnatmetaker counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with an uppercut
and Zaire counters with an outside leg kick.

Qwasnatmetaker moves into the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker prevents the takedown attempt.
Zaire has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Qwasnatmetaker is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Abdullah Zaire.
Qwasnatmetaker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Qwasnatmetaker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Qwasnatmetaker is looking to break free of the clinch but Zaire has double underhooks.
Zaire tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zaire backwards.
Zaire letting Qwasnatmetaker take a breather here.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a right hand underneath Zaire's ribcage. Zaire let out a lung full of air as it connected.

Zaire has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Qwasnatmetaker is trying to keep an underhook but Zaire manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Zaire is looking to take a break and control but Qwasnatmetaker is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Zaire is controlling the pace.
Zaire wants to pass the guard but Qwasnatmetaker is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zaire controlling the action here.
Zaire wants to take a breather but Qwasnatmetaker is having none of it.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Abdullah Zaire was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a poor cross that misses

and Zaire counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Qwasnatmetaker!
Zaire raining down hammerfists from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zaire takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Qwasnatmetaker is trying desperately to improve position.
Zaire controlling from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that Zaire has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Qwasnatmetaker on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Qwasnatmetaker tries to get out of the position.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Abdullah Zaire hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Qwasnatmetaker throws out a leg kick but Zaire moves out of range and Qwasnatmetaker only half commits.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a lunging right hand
and Zaire counters with a slapping leg kick.

Zaire drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Zaire.
Qwasnatmetaker is trying to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Zaire is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Qwasnatmetaker has escaped the position, nice work there.
Zaire looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Qwasnatmetaker is avoiding damage well.
Zaire controls the position.
Zaire postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Qwasnatmetaker avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Zaire.
Zaire controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Abdullah Zaire dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Qwasnatmetaker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zaire throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker leaves Zaire with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Zaire looks to land a combination but Qwasnatmetaker avoids it well.
Qwasnatmetaker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Zaire counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Zaire is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zaire unloads with some shots from mount but Qwasnatmetaker bucks and avoids them well.
Zaire throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Qwasnatmetaker because Zaire loaded up on that one.
Poor strikes thrown by Zaire there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Zaire tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Zaire unloading with bombs!
Zaire controlling from the full mount.

Zaire jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Qwasnatmetaker is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Qwasnatmetaker and Zaire has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Qwasnatmetaker's face as Zaire controls the position.
Zaire's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Zaire creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Qwasnatmetaker sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Zaire wants to take a breather but Qwasnatmetaker manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Zaire.
Zaire is stalling in the full guard.
Qwasnatmetaker avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Abdullah Zaire hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Qwasnatmetaker is looking to chop away at Zaire's legs.
Qwasnatmetaker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zaire was well out of range. Poor timing from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker ducks right into an uppercut from Zaire.

Zaire shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Qwasnatmetaker is trying to defend but Zaire finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Zaire passes into side control, despite Qwasnatmetaker's attempt to control the position.
Qwasnatmetaker is looking to regain half guard here but Zaire keeps moving and retains side control.
Zaire content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Abdullah Zaire showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Qwasnatmetaker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Zaire throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Qwasnatmetaker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zaire connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Zaire drives through with a takedown into Qwasnatmetaker's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Zaire controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Zaire looking to pass the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zaire showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Qwasnatmetaker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Zaire.
Zaire trying to control but Qwasnatmetaker is working from the bottom.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Abdullah Zaire wasn't active enough on the ground.
Zaire lands a nice looking body shot.
Zaire tries for a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker circles away easily
and Qwasnatmetaker counters with a stiff right hand.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Qwasnatmetaker looks to score with a jab to the body but Zaire is just out of range.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with an uppercut

and Zaire counters with a shoot takedown. Qwasnatmetaker fights it but they end up in guard.
Zaire showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Zaire won't allow Qwasnatmetaker to sweep him here.
Zaire wants to control from the top but Qwasnatmetaker keeps moving.
Zaire forces his way into half guard.
Zaire has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zaire sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Qwasnatmetaker wants to control but Zaire is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zaire takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Abdullah Zaire is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Abdullah Zaire.

Zaire changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Qwasnatmetaker looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Qwasnatmetaker can't do much from the bottom here.
Zaire moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Abdullah Zaire comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Zaire winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Abdullah Zaire!