PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monty Python (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Orton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Orton comes into a darkened arena with his song building. What the World Needs Is a Few More Rednecks by Charlie Daniels kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Python
vs
Orton

225 cm
21
305 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

225 cm
26
295 lbs
16 - 17 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Monty Python!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jason Orton!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Donatello Bradman and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Orton lands a left and a right that send Python crashing to the mat, dazed. Orton thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Monty Python has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Orton tries to bum rush Python with a series of wild strikes but Python uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Python scores with a decent looking hook.
Python dips to his left and cracks Orton with an uppercut!
Python lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Python takes the fight into the clinch.

Python pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A right-left combo lands from Python.
Python scores with a sloppy right hand. Orton should have avoided that one.
Orton scores with a shot to the body.
Orton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Python moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jason Orton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Python stalks Orton and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Orton's face. Orton staggers backwards, shaken.
Python looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Python scores with a nice strike.
Orton throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Python counter with a right hand.
Orton dodges the punch combination from Python.
A cross from Python lands.
Python looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Python takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Orton looks gassed!
Orton takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Python throws a right and a left that both miss.
Orton takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Python connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Python.
Python dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Oooooh!!! Python has knocked Orton down with a huge combo! Python steps away and waves a wobbly Orton back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Orton is rocked!
Good exchange - Python coming out on top.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Python lands the left hand.
Orton takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Python lands with a good body shot.
Orton gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Orton takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Python ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Orton throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Python counters with a right hand to the body.
Python throws a one two combo.
Python goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Orton is still on wobbly legs! Can Python finish him?
Python throws a one two combo.

Nice combo by Python! Oh, that's hurt him - Orton falls to the canvas and Python follows him into side control.
The strikes coming from Python are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Orton takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.

Python decides to stand back up.
Orton seems to have recovered his senses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orton takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A jab from Python does it's job there.
Python lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A nice combination there by Python.

Oooooh!!! Python has knocked Orton down with a huge combo! Python steps away and waves a wobbly Orton back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Orton is rocked!
Python pounces like a tiger and cracks Orton with a vicious hook! Orton is down but not out! Python follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Monty Python!