PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between White Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cosmo The Large (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Boy
vs
The Large

223 cm
23
277 lbs
0 - 0 - 1

200 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, White Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cosmo The Large!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Large tries to clinch up.
Boy tries to land a front kick but The Large steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The Large showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Boy.
Boy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Boy misses with the combination.
Boy throws a right hand that The Large ducks under and follows up with a left that The Large also avoids with ease.

The Large closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Large lands with a right to the head.
The Large swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Large digs a right hand into Boy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Boy's gas tank.
The Large has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Boy avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Boy tries to score a body lock takedown but The Large shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Boy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The Large is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The Large wants a takedown.
White Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cosmo The Large.
Boy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Large has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Boy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The Large keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Boy's efforts to push away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Large can't get the takedown.
Boy letting The Large take a breather here.
The Large drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Boy gets the underhooks and prevents it.
The Large lands with a right to the head.
Boy gets underhooks to prevent The Large's takedown attempt.
Boy gets underhooks to prevent The Large's takedown attempt.
The Large looks gassed!
The Large prevents Boy from breaking the clinch.
Boy is pressed up against the cage. The Large has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Boy down to the mat. Boy avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The Large wants to clinch up but Boy keeps it at a distance.
Boy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Boy fails to land with a series of punches.
Boy misses with a wild combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Boy misses with a double jab

and The Large counters by clinching up.
The Large is trying to stall.

The Large manages to break the clinch.
The Large wants to clinch.
Boy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and The Large moves into the clinch.
The Large has Boy pressed against the cage, preventing Boy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The Large displaying some good clinch control by pressing Boy up against the cage.
Boy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Large goes for a takedown in the clinch but Boy prevents it.
The Large wants a takedown but no success here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Large is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Boy wants to break free but The Large has control.
The Large fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Large throws a head punch that misses.

The Large manages to break the clinch.
Boy lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as The Large backs up against the cage.

It looks like Cosmo The Large has been cut.

Boy drops The Large with a beautiful combination! The Large stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Boy is looking for the KO!

The Large is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Large takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Some wild striking there from Boy.
Boy ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with The Large's jaw. The Large's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Boy does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). White Boy!