PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Miko Maia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maia's entrance music is Bulls on Parade. A fine choice. Bateman has chosen Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Maia
vs
Bateman

196 cm
23
267 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

195 cm
25
275 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Miko Maia!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maia misses with a wild body shot.
Bateman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maia.
Bateman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A left lands for Maia.
Maia lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bateman ducks under a wild hook from Maia.
Bateman moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maia throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bateman counters with a nice body kick.
Bateman throws a head kick but Maia moves out of range.
Bateman throws a lazy uppercut
and Maia counters with a right hand to the body.
Maia throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Bateman to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Miko Maia has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bateman gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maia misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bateman.
Bateman staying out of range there.
Patrick Bateman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bateman defending well as Maia loads up on a big left hand.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Maia throws a nice looking combination but Bateman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Maia throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bateman counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maia throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bateman counters with an inside leg kick.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Maia counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Maia throws a poor cross that misses
and Bateman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bateman connects with an inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bateman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Maia.
Bateman throws a lazy uppercut
and Maia counters with a left to the body.
Bateman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bateman connects with a looping right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bateman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Bateman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Miko Maia's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A shot to the body from Maia misses
and Bateman counters with a nice uppercut.
Bateman connects with a body shot.
Miko Maia seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Maia counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Maia throws a sloppy body shot
and Bateman counters with a hugh head kick that removes Maia from consiousness! A brutal head kick knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman is the new heavyweight champion!