PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Laz Herculus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dude
vs
Herculus

215 cm
20
281 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

225 cm
20
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Big Dude!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Laz Herculus!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Herculus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dude.
Herculus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Herculus scores with a hook to the body. Dude takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Some wild striking there from Herculus.
Nice defenses there by Herculus.
A shot to the liver by Herculus. Beautiful body shot.
Dude uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Herculus.
Herculus misses with a hook
and Dude counters with a series of strikes. Herculus will be more careful next time no doubt.
Herculus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Herculus throws a poor cross that misses
and Herculus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Herculus manages to avoid it.
Herculus throws a poor cross that misses
and Dude connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Herculus misses with a hook
and Dude counters with a nice body shot.
Dude throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Herculus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Herculus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dude counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Herculus scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dude in his tracks.
Herculus misses the jab.
Dude throws a lazy uppercut
and Herculus counters with a left to the body.
Herculus swings widly with a right hand
and Dude counters with a stiff right hand.
Herculus lands a really nice looking cross but Dude seems unphased.
Herculus throws a poor cross that misses
and Dude cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Herculus lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Herculus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Herculus misses with a lunging right hand
and Dude counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Herculus lands a really nice looking cross but Dude seems unphased.
Herculus scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Herculus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dude was well out of range. Poor timing from Herculus.
Herculus misses with a right hand
and Dude counters with a nice body shot.
Herculus throws an off balance right hand
and Dude counters with a left to the body.
Herculus misses with a looping left.
Herculus throws a right hand that misses
and Dude counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Herculus takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Herculus throws a lazy uppercut
and Dude counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Herculus connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dude throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Herculus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dude throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Herculus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dude.
Herculus misses with a left hand
and Dude connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Herculus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dude counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dude misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Herculus.
Herculus misses with an uppercut
and Dude counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dude takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Herculus misses with a right hand
and Dude counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Laz Herculus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Herculus throws a body punch but Dude moves out of range.
Herculus throws a lazy uppercut
and Dude makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Herculus lands with a right hand.
Herculus looks to land a left hand but Dude moved out of range nicely.
Herculus jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dude takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dude misses with a body shot.
Herculus scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dude doesn't seem bothered though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Herculus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dude counters with a three punch combo that has Herculus backing up. Herculus nods at Dude to acknowledge the strikes.
Dude is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Herculus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Herculus throws a one two combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dude looks to throw the jab but Herculus is out of range.
Herculus misses with a hook
and Dude counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Herculus thinking.
Dude bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice jab there from Dude.
Herculus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Herculus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dude counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Herculus thinking.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Herculus throws a poor cross that misses
and Dude counters with a nice body shot.
Dude misses with a two punch combination.
Dude doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Laz Herculus dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Left hook, right uppercut from Dude.
Herculus scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Herculus misses with an uppercut
and Dude connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Herculus misses with a left hand
and Dude counters with a left and a right that stings Herculus.
Herculus swinging wildly here.
Herculus lands with a shot to the body.
Dude ducks under a wild hook from Herculus.
Herculus scores with a jab. Dude acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dude throws a shot from downtown. Herculus moves away and avoids it.
Herculus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Herculus misses with a hook
and Dude counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dude takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Herculus scores with the left hand. Dude knows he should have avoided that one.
Dude misses with a left hand
and Herculus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dude drops his hands momentarily and Herculus takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Herculus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Dude counter with a right hand.
Herculus throws a right hand that misses
and Dude counters with a nice uppercut.
A big right from Herculus misses.
Dude's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Herculus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dude scrambles back to his feet.
Herculus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dude.
Herculus throws a poor cross that misses
and Dude counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Herculus thinking.
Dude misses with an uppercut
and Herculus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dude gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dude walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Herculus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dude counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Herculus lands a two punch combo.

Dude is rocked!
Herculus misses the jab.
Herculus lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Herculus.
Oh Dude is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Herculus cracks Dude with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Dude falls to his knees and Herculus doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Laz Herculus!
Laz Herculus is the new super heavyweight champion!