PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McFat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mirko Bojanski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFat comes to the cage accompanied by I'm Fat by Weird Al Yankovic. Bojanski has chosen N.E.R.D - Rockstar as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

McFat
vs
Bojanski

181 cm
23
180 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

183 cm
23
176 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fatty McFat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mirko Bojanski!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFat circles away from the clinch attempt.

McFat closes the distance and pushes Bojanski back into the cage.
Bojanski tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McFat tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
McFat blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bojanski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McFat is defending well for now.
Bojanski lands a good knee to the midsection. McFat won't want to take too many of those.
McFat on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McFat takes a knee to the side of the body.

McFat pulls guard effortlessly.
Bojanski looking to pass the guard.
McFat throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
McFat keeping full guard, as Bojanski tries to pass.
McFat working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bojanski.
McFat controlling the position.
McFat trying to keep a closed guard but Bojanski is proving a slippery customer.
Bojanski trying to control but McFat is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

McFat working for submissions but it's allowed Bojanski to get to half guard.
McFat manages to get to full guard.

McFat throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Bojanski stands up and waves to McFat to follow him.
Fatty McFat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McFat shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bojanski sprawls well. Bojanski wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. McFat gets slowly back to his feet.
Bojanski slips a straight right by McFat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bojanski tries to close the distance and clinch up but McFat swats him away and circles back towards the center.

McFat drives through and clinches with Bojanski against the cage.
Bojanski lands a body shot.
Bojanski landing knees to the head.

It looks like Fatty McFat has been cut.
Bojanski tries to land a knee to the head but McFat blocks with his arms.
McFat fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fatty McFat. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bojanski trying to land knees to the body.
McFat goes for a takedown attempt but Bojanski pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

McFat closes the distance and clinches.
Bojanski misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McFat.
McFat managing to block the knees to the body from Bojanski.
Bojanski landing knees to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bojanski scores with a knee to the head.
McFat avoiding damage as Bojanski throws knees to the body.
Bojanski works on McFat's body with a couple of short punches.
McFat is breathing heavily.
Bojanski unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Bojanski putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McFat in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bojanski scores with a knee to the head.
Bojanski stalling against the cage.
Bojanski creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McFat's defenses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bojanski lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Bojanski tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McFat avoids it.
Bojanski unloads a knee to the mid-section. McFat lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bojanski missing with knees to the body.
Bojanski slowing the pace effectively.
McFat managing to block the knees to the body from Bojanski.
Bojanski with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bojanski lands a good knee to the midsection. McFat won't want to take too many of those.
Bojanski with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bojanski utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bojanski with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Bojanski lands an elbow inside.
Bojanski tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McFat avoids it.
Bojanski misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McFat.
Bojanski landing knees to the body.
Bojanski connects with a nasty looking knee right to McFat's face.
McFat drops down looking for an ankle pick but Bojanski pulls his leg out and moves away.

McFat tries to keep at a distance but Bojanski has taken the fight into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bojanski trying to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mirko Bojanski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fatty McFat's cut.
That's time! McFat's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bojanski clinches with his opponent.
Bojanski pushes McFat back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
McFat jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bojanski walks away with a smile on his face. McFat gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
McFat fails with the takedown

and Bojanski counters with a flying knee that sends his opponent to the canvas! Bojanski looking to finish!

McFat is rocked!
McFat is trying to control the position but Bojanski postures up.
Oh McFat is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bojanski looking to pass the guard.
Bojanski cracks McFat with a solid left hand.
Bojanski looking to pass the guard.
McFat seems to have got his legs back now.
McFat is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McFat working a defensive guard here.
McFat looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bojanski must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFat controls Bojanski momentarily but Bojanski frees himself.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
McFat tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bojanski wants to control from the top but McFat keeps moving.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
McFat tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bojanski sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten McFat somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fatty McFat. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McFat drops his hands momentarily and Bojanski needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips McFat just on the top of the head. McFat drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in McFat - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mirko Bojanski!