PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Devil Shark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shark's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Prodigy - Breathe. Charlie Sheen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Shark
vs
Sheen

197 cm
22
257 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

200 cm
22
250 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Devil Shark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Shark moves into the clinch.
Sheen is trying to drag Shark to the mat but Shark just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Sheen is trying to drag Shark to the mat but Shark just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.

Shark manages to break the clinch.
Sheen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Sheen throws a combination that misses
and Shark counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Sheen looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sheen trying to control the position from guard on top but Shark is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shark has Sheen pulled in close to control his posture.
Sheen passes Shark's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen stalling away here and it's allowed Shark to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Shark keeping moving, preventing Sheen from controlling successfully.
Shark pulls Sheen in to control the position.
Sheen controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Shark keeping moving, preventing Sheen from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Charlie Sheen has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Jab, jab by Shark - just one landing.
A swing and a miss from Shark.
Sheen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Shark sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Devil Shark has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charlie Sheen.
Sheen ducks right into an uppercut from Shark.
Shark keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Shark fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Shark slaps away a takedown attempt from Sheen, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Shark lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Sheen looks gassed!
Sheen tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Shark counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Shark works the jab nicely.
Sheen throws a series of punches but Shark moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Shark pushes Sheen up against the cage in a clinch.
Shark is trying to force a seperation but Sheen has the dominant position.
Sheen misses with an elbow over the top.
Sheen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sheen is trying to force a seperation but Shark has the dominant position.
Sheen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Shark blocks it with crossed arms.
Shark is trying to force a seperation but Sheen has the dominant position.

Shark breaks the clinch.
Shark stuns Sheen with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Shark lands with an overhand left.
Sheen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Sheen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sheen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shark cracks Sheen with a good jab.
Shark fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Shark scores with a punch to the head.
Sheen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Shark jabs at Sheen's body.
Shark stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Shark wants it to stay on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Shark scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Shark works Sheen's body with a nice hook.
Shark fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Shark lands with a hook. Sheen tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Shark scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Shark wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Shark tests Sheen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Shark fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Sheen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Shark lands a slapping body shot.
Shark punishes Sheen's body with a nice straight punch.
Devil Shark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shark stalks Sheen and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Sheen's face. Sheen staggers backwards, shaken.
Devil Shark is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sheen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shark.
Shark digs a good hook to Sheen's body.
Shark is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Shark uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Devil Shark dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut.
That's time! Shark's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Shark cracks Sheen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Shark throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Sheen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Shark lands with an uppercut that bounces Sheen off the cage and back into rage.
Shark connects with a jab.
Shark lands a nice hook to Sheen's body. Sheen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Shark fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sheen.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Shark.
Shark throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sheen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Shark ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sheen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Shark cracks Sheen with an open hand slap.
Shark lands a right hook to the body.
Sheen takes one to the side of the head.
Shark scores with a jab to the jaw.
Shark throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sheen on the side of the head.
Sheen is breathing heavily.
Shark lands the left hand.

Sheen is rocked!
Shark drops Sheen with a big left hand! Sheen is injured, injured bad! Shark jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Devil Shark!