PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Trips (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Trips
vs
Diodubblegizzeeee

204 cm
18
276 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
22
284 lbs
3 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

M/S Paint Fightwear **Laundry service**

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Captain Trips!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to clinch but Trips slips to the side
and Trips counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Trips looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Trips connects with a right hand. Diodubblegizzeeee shakes it off.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Diodubblegizzeeee on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Diodubblegizzeeee shoots in for a takedown but Trips shows good takedown defense.
Trips connects with a leg kick. Diodubblegizzeeee looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Trips circles away from the clinch attempt
and Trips counters with a thumping low kick.
Diodubblegizzeeee looks gassed!
Diodubblegizzeeee moves to clinch but Trips breaks away
and Trips counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch
and Trips counters with a leg kick.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Trips scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Diodubblegizzeeee walks into a stiff left hand from Trips.
Trips is looking to slow Diodubblegizzeeee down with leg kicks.
Diodubblegizzeeee closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Trips looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Trips lands a leg kick that knocks Diodubblegizzeeee off balance momentarily.
Trips wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trips scores with a jab. Diodubblegizzeeee acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Trips bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nice jab there from Trips.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a kick to the side of the head.
Captain Trips is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Trips is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Trips connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trips thumps Diodubblegizzeeee with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Trips.
Trips connects with the punch.
Trips lands a jab to Diodubblegizzeeee's midsection.
Diodubblegizzeeee closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Trips fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Diodubblegizzeeee has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Trips throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Diodubblegizzeeee stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A jab lands there for Trips.
Trips lands with an uppercut that bounces Diodubblegizzeeee off the cage and back into rage.
Diodubblegizzeeee walks forward, straight into a front kick from Trips.
Trips thows a body kick. Diodubblegizzeeee tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Trips throws a nice outside leg kick.
Trips lands with a hook. Diodubblegizzeeee tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Diodubblegizzeeee chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Trips can pounce on him.
Trips lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Trips lands with a thumping leg kick.
Diodubblegizzeeee's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Trips.
A chopping leg kick lands by Trips.
Trips connects with a high kick.
Trips jabs Diodubblegizzeeee right on the nose. Diodubblegizzeeee blinks but takes it well.
Good leg kick by Trips there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Diodubblegizzeeee on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Trips. Trips obviously looking to wear him down.
Jab, jab by Trips - just one landing.
A decent looking cross lands there for Trips.
Trips scores with a nice right hand.
Trips scores with a kick to the body.
Diodubblegizzeeee sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Trips lands a nice leg kick that just misses Diodubblegizzeeee's sensitive parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Trips. Trips obviously looking to wear him down.
Nice jab there from Trips.
Trips tests Diodubblegizzeeee's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A good leg kick by Trips.
Trips connects with a jab.
Trips scores with a kick to the body.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Trips turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Trips listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trips lands an overhand right.
Trips closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Trips's jab looks to have found its range, popping Diodubblegizzeeee under the eye.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trips smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Diodubblegizzeeee is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Trips.
Trips connects with a leg kick. Diodubblegizzeeee looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trips scores with a shot to the body.
Trips dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Diodubblegizzeeee. That did some damage!
Decent striking displayed by Trips there.
Trips cracks Diodubblegizzeeee with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to clinch but Trips slips to the side
enabling Trips to counter with a crisp jab.
Trips moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Trips.
Trips uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Diodubblegizzeeee has time to react.
Trips throws a nice outside leg kick.
Trips lands a nice leg kick that just misses Diodubblegizzeeee's sensitive parts.
Trips lands a nice leg kick that just misses Diodubblegizzeeee's sensitive parts.
Trips connects with a right hand. Diodubblegizzeeee shakes it off.
A slapping leg kick lands for Trips.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch up
and Trips counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Trips dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Trips lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Diodubblegizzeeee has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Trips scores with a nice strike.
Trips throws a leg kick which misses Diodubblegizzeeee's front leg but catches the back leg as Diodubblegizzeeee tries to avoid it.
Trips lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Trips showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Diodubblegizzeeee.
Trips lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Trips fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Diodubblegizzeeee.
Trips cracks the inside of Diodubblegizzeeee's front leg.
A cross from Trips lands.
Diodubblegizzeeee has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Trips.
Trips plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Diodubblegizzeeee might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Trips has got the better of the exchanges.
Good standup being displayed there by Trips as he connects with a hook.
Diodubblegizzeeee has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice inside leg kick there by Trips. That's going to slow Diodubblegizzeeee down.
Trips jabs at Diodubblegizzeeee's body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Trips. That one must have hurt.
Trips connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Trips connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Diodubblegizzeeee has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Trips.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A chopping leg kick lands by Trips.

Diodubblegizzeeee moves into the clinch successfully.
Trips wants to break free but Diodubblegizzeeee has control.
Trips is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Diodubblegizzeeee can do to turn this around?
Trips lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Trips tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Diodubblegizzeeee avoids it.
Trips pressing his opponent against the cage.
Trips avoids the elbow strike from Diodubblegizzeeee, against the cage.
Trips gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Trips comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Trips lands an elbow just above Diodubblegizzeeee 's eye.
Diodubblegizzeeee avoiding damage.
Trips lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee has Trips pressed against the cage, preventing Trips from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Diodubblegizzeeee taking a breather.
Trips avoids the elbow strike from Diodubblegizzeeee, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Diodubblegizzeeee just misses with a elbow thrown towards Trips's brow.
Trips lands an elbow inside.
Knees in the clinch landing for Diodubblegizzeeee.
Diodubblegizzeeee holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to land a knee to the head but Trips blocks with his arms.
Diodubblegizzeeee keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Trips's efforts to push away.
Diodubblegizzeeee missing with knees to the body.
Diodubblegizzeeee is looking to control Trips's arms but Trips gets an underhook and turns him. Now Diodubblegizzeeee has his back to the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Trips just misses with a elbow thrown towards Diodubblegizzeeee's brow.
Diodubblegizzeeee blocks an elbow strike.
Trips creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Diodubblegizzeeee's defenses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Trips throws an elbow but misses.
Diodubblegizzeeee throws a knee to the head but misses.
Trips lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Diodubblegizzeeee throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Trips blocks it with crossed arms.
Trips misses with an elbow strike.
Trips working hard to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diodubblegizzeeee leaning against his opponent.
Trips misses with an elbow over the top.
Trips pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Diodubblegizzeeee dodges an elbow strike from Trips.
Nice elbow from Diodubblegizzeeee.
Diodubblegizzeeee looking to stall.
Trips throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Trips looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Trips throws an elbow but misses.
Trips lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Trips pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Trips tries to break the clinch but Diodubblegizzeeee is controlling the position.
Diodubblegizzeeee lands a damaging elbow.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to land a knee to the head but Trips blocks with his arms.
Diodubblegizzeeee throws an elbow that misses.
Trips throws an elbow that misses.
Trips tries to land knees in the clinch but Diodubblegizzeeee avoids the damage to the body.
Diodubblegizzeeee blocks an elbow strike.
Diodubblegizzeeee is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

Diodubblegizzeeee breaks the clinch.
Diodubblegizzeeee walks into a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Good leg kick by Trips there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to clinch
letting Trips counter with a right hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Diodubblegizzeeee looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Trips lands a glancing blow to the side of Diodubblegizzeeee's head.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch up but Trips circles away and keeps his distance.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes one to the side of the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Diodubblegizzeeee looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Trips works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Trips scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Diodubblegizzeeee walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A slapping leg kick lands for Trips.
Trips stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Trips wants it to stay on the feet.
Nice cross by Trips.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Trips dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

A nice inside leg kick there by Trips. That's going to slow Diodubblegizzeeee down.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch up
and Trips counters with a good low kick that Diodubblegizzeeee was not able to check.
Trips throws a quick inside leg kick.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch but Trips moves away
and Trips counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Diodubblegizzeeee is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Diodubblegizzeeee moves to clinch but Trips breaks away
and Trips counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Diodubblegizzeeee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Trips connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Trips cracks Diodubblegizzeeee with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Trips throws a nice outside leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Trips.
Trips digs a good body shot into Diodubblegizzeeee's ribs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Good leg kick by Trips there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Trips wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Trips stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Trips!
Trips lands with a thumping leg kick.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes one to the chin there.
Trips's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Trips duly obliges.
Trips scores with a body shot.
Trips thumps Diodubblegizzeeee with a low kick.
Trips throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nice uppercut there from Trips.
Trips scores with a jab to the head.
Diodubblegizzeeee on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Diodubblegizzeeee has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Trips.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Trips lands with an uppercut that bounces Diodubblegizzeeee off the cage and back into rage.
Trips comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to clinch up
and Trips cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trips connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Diodubblegizzeeee's hands.
Diodubblegizzeeee tries to close the distance and clinch up but Trips swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A chopping leg kick lands by Trips.
Diodubblegizzeeee moves to clinch but Trips breaks away
and Trips counters with a low kick, right behind Diodubblegizzeeee 's knee.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Trips.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trips scores with a nice right hand.
Trips lands a really nice looking cross but Diodubblegizzeeee seems unphased.
A good leg kick by Trips.
A head kick from Trips lands but Diodubblegizzeeee takes it in his stride.
A left lands for Trips.
Nice uppercut lands for Trips. That snapped Diodubblegizzeeee's head back.
Trips explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Essendubblohpee Diodubblegizzeeee is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Trips throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Trips.
Trips scoring well with a low kick there.
Trips jabs at Diodubblegizzeeee's body.
Trips lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Trips connects with a solid leg kick.
Diodubblegizzeeee moves to clinch but Trips breaks away
and Trips connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Trips scores with a spinning back kick!
Diodubblegizzeeee wants to clinch but Trips slips to the side
and Trips counters with a right hand to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Trips darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Diodubblegizzeeee has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Trips.
Trips jabs at Diodubblegizzeeee's body.
Nice uppercut there from Trips.
Diodubblegizzeeee on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Trips. Trips obviously looking to wear him down.
Trips fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Diodubblegizzeeee.
Trips feints and then cracks Diodubblegizzeeee's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Diodubblegizzeeee down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trips bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Diodubblegizzeeee's head.
Trips throws a leg kick which misses Diodubblegizzeeee's front leg but catches the back leg as Diodubblegizzeeee tries to avoid it.
Trips moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Trips lands a head kick!
Trips throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Diodubblegizzeeee closes the distance but Trips moves to the side
and Diodubblegizzeeee takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Diodubblegizzeeee takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Trips lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Diodubblegizzeeee darts in trying to clinch
and Trips counters with a slapping leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Diodubblegizzeeee darts in trying to clinch
and Trips counters with a body kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Captain Trips showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Trips, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:25
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:25
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Captain Trips!