PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Skank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ice Bank Mice Elf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Skank's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Professionals. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Skank
vs
Bank Mice Elf

188 cm
19
222 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
19
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Skank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Ice Bank Mice Elf!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Andrew Berry and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skank throws a leg kick but Mice Elf checks it.
Mice Elf shoots in for a takedown but Skank shows good takedown defense.
Skank tries a head kick but it misses.
Skank dodges the punch combination from Mice Elf.
Skank stuffs the takedown.
Mice Elf avoids the head kick by Skank.
Mice Elf shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Skank counters with a slapping leg kick.
Billy Skank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ice Bank Mice Elf.
Mice Elf throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Skank's waist but Skank gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mice Elf off to one side.
Mice Elf throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Skank.
Skank throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Mice Elf to counter with a crisp jab.
Skank avoids a punch combination nicely.
Skank attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Skank looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mice Elf looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mice Elf misses with a wild combination.
Skank scoring well with a low kick there.
Skank looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Skank fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mice Elf.
Skank lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Ice Bank Mice Elf has been cut.
Billy Skank is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skank connects with a crisp jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Skank.
Skank ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mice Elf moves away.
Skank scores with a leg kick.
Mice Elf stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Skank.

Skank lands a big head kick that sends Mice Elf tumbling to the mat! Skank takes a step backwards and waves Mice Elf back to his feet - he wants the finish!
A slapping leg kick lands for Skank.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skank connects with an inside leg kick.
Mice Elf takes a kick to the side of the head.

That has opened up Ice Bank Mice Elf's cut even more.
Skank swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Skank throws a nice outside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Skank.
Skank lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Skank.
Skank lands with a thumping leg kick.
Skank looks to land a right hand but Mice Elf moved out of range.
Mice Elf is trying desperately to land a takedown but Skank is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Mice Elf.
Skank lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mice Elf's sensitive parts.
Skank cracks the inside of Mice Elf's front leg.
Skank is looking to slow Mice Elf down with leg kicks.
Mice Elf's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Skank is looking to slow Mice Elf down with leg kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Skank there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Skank throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Skank throws a leg kick which misses Mice Elf's front leg but catches the back leg as Mice Elf tries to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
That kick from Skank tenderised Mice Elf's leg. Mice Elf is trying to keep his angry face on.
Skank buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Mice Elf takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mice Elf stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Skank.
Mice Elf stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Skank.
Skank moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Skank connects with an inside leg kick.
Mice Elf uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Skank.
Skank looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Skank.
Skank throws a body punch but Mice Elf moves out of range.
Mice Elf on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Skank connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Skank connects with a leg kick. Mice Elf looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Mice Elf takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mice Elf tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A chopping leg kick lands by Skank.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Skank throws a nice head kick!

The cut above Ice Bank Mice Elf's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Mice Elf takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Ice Bank Mice Elf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skank throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Skank dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ice Bank Mice Elf's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Skank throws a head kick that Mice Elf semi-blocks.
Mice Elf tries to clinch up
and Skank counters with a nice leg kick.
Skank dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mice Elf. That did some damage!
Skank ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mice Elf on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mice Elf takes a kick to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mice Elf on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mice Elf takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Skank looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mice Elf is breathing heavily.
Skank chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skank connects with a solid leg kick.
Mice Elf has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Skank.
Skank scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mice Elf takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Ice Bank Mice Elf is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Skank misses with a head kick.
Mice Elf has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Skank.
Skank is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mice Elf can do to turn this around?
Mice Elf has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Skank.
Billy Skank is winning the standup battle so far.
Mice Elf fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Skank throws a front kick that sends Mice Elf stumbling back into the cage.
Skank misses with a looping right.
Skank throws a leg kick which misses Mice Elf's front leg but catches the back leg as Mice Elf tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skank lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Skank cracks the inside of Mice Elf's front leg.
Skank lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Skank feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mice Elf's calf.
Skank is looking to wear down Mice Elf with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Skank waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mice Elf.
Mice Elf throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mice Elf slips a jab from Skank.
Mice Elf takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mice Elf on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Skank fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mice Elf has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Skank throws the left hand but Mice Elf avoids the punch easily.
Skank throws a leg kick which misses Mice Elf's front leg but catches the back leg as Mice Elf tries to avoid it.
Skank is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Mice Elf's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Skank.
Skank throws a nice outside leg kick.
Skank fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mice Elf.
Skank lands with a thumping leg kick.
Skank lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Skank throws a nice inside leg kick.
Skank lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Skank fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mice Elf.
Skank with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A nice inside leg kick there by Skank. That's going to slow Mice Elf down.
Mice Elf stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Skank.
Skank lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Skank.
Skank throws a head kick that misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Skank, right into the meat.
Skank looks to score with a jab to the body but Mice Elf is just out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Skank.
Skank moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Skank fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Mice Elf uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Skank.
Skank lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mice Elf's sensitive parts.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Skank swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mice Elf doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Skank counters with a good low kick that Mice Elf was not able to check.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Skank dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ice Bank Mice Elf's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Skank misses with a body shot.
Skank feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mice Elf's calf.
Skank lands a head kick. Mice Elf smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Skank connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Skank.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Skank, right into the meat.
Skank lands a leg kick that knocks Mice Elf off balance momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Skank lands with a slapping head kick.
Skank scoring well with a low kick there.
Good leg kick by Skank there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Skank fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mice Elf has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Skank.
Mice Elf takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Skank.
Mice Elf has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Skank.
Skank lands with a thumping leg kick.
A good leg kick by Skank.
Skank tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Skank fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mice Elf has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Skank with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A solid leg kick lands there for Skank.
Skank throws a quick inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Skank.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Skank throws a head kick that Mice Elf semi-blocks.
Mice Elf tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skank keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Skank connects with a leg kick. Mice Elf looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Mice Elf on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mice Elf tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Skank cracks the inside of Mice Elf's front leg.
Mice Elf takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Skank connects with a leg kick. Mice Elf looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Skank throws a head kick that Mice Elf semi-blocks.

Ice Bank Mice Elf's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Skank fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mice Elf.
Skank throws a hook but Mice Elf blocks it.
Mice Elf takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Billy Skank is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skank chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Mice Elf takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Skank.
A good leg kick by Skank.
Skank lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Skank.
Skank throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Skank.
Mice Elf tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Skank swivels and escapes.
Skank lands a leg kick that knocks Mice Elf off balance momentarily.
Skank lands a head kick. Mice Elf smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Mice Elf wants to clinch up but Skank keeps it at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Skank.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skank scores with a head kick. Mice Elf tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Skank, right into the meat.
Skank throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Mice Elf.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ice Bank Mice Elf's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Billy Skank!