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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Liz Succubus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Tripper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Succubus's entrance music is Ludacris "Blueberry Yum Yum" . A fine choice. Tripper has chosen TEAR AWAY as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Liz Succubus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jack Tripper!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Chad Campbell and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tripper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Succubus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jack Tripper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tripper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A jab from Tripper finds it's way through Succubus's defenses.
Succubus looks to land a body kick but Tripper moved away.
Succubus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tripper's sensitive parts.
Tripper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Succubus.
A low kick from Tripper misses
and Succubus counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Succubus is looking to slow Tripper down with leg kicks.
Tripper lunges at Succubus with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Succubus's hand.
Tripper takes a kick to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slapping leg kick lands for Tripper.
Tripper misses with an uppercut
and Succubus counters with a nice body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tripper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Succubus was well out of range. Poor timing from Tripper.
Tripper avoids the head kick by Succubus.
Tripper throws a sloppy head kick
and Succubus counters with a nice leg kick.
Tripper looks gassed!
Tripper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Succubus manages to avoid it.
Tripper throws a body kick that misses.
Succubus staying out of range there.
Succubus is looking to score with low kicks.
Tripper throws out a loose jab but Succubus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Succubus.
Succubus throws a leg kick but Tripper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nice body punch from Tripper.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tripper fails with a takedown attempt.
Tripper throws a series of punches but Succubus moves out of range.
Tripper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Succubus counters with an outside leg kick.
Tripper drives through and clinches with Succubus against the cage.
Tripper misses with some punches.
Tripper misses with a punch on the inside.
Succubus breaks from the clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Succubus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tripper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tripper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Succubus throws a leg kick but Tripper sees it coming and moves out of range.
Tripper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Succubus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lazy body kick from Tripper
and Succubus counters with a thumping low kick.
Tripper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Tripper shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Succubus's guard.
Tripper throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Tripper is fighting to break Succubus's control of his arms but Succubus is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Tripper stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Succubus swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Succubus controlling Tripper's posture.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Tripper trying to control but Succubus is working from the bottom.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Liz Succubus just wasn't active enough.
Succubus dodges the punch combination from Tripper.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tripper lands with a straight right. Succubus didn't see that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Liz Succubus dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A bone on bone clash there as Succubus blocks the leg kick.
Tripper shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Succubus as he jumps to the side.
Succubus throws a sloppy head kick and Tripper moves out of range easily.
Tripper misses with a wild body shot.
Tripper tries a low kick but Succubus avoids it.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Succubus enables Tripper to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Succubus manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Succubus holds on and takes a little breather.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Succubus here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Tripper cracks Succubus with a solid left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tripper throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Tripper missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Tripper throws and elbow that misses. Succubus uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Tripper's guard. Nice move by Succubus!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tripper working for a triangle but Succubus defends it easily.
Tripper is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Succubus defends well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tripper is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Succubus is aware though and is defending well.
Succubus stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Tripper tries to clinch up.
A low kick from Tripper misses
and Succubus counters with a low kick, right behind Tripper 's knee.
Tripper shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Succubus as he avoids it easily.
Tripper is breathing heavily.
Tripper looks for a takedown but Succubus sprawls well.
Liz Succubus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Tripper.
Tripper misses with a wild body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tripper looks to throw a body kick
and Succubus counters with a head kick. That will keep Tripper thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Succubus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Succubus throws a leg kick
and Tripper counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Tripper is just content to waste time from the top position. Succubus takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Tripper postures up.
Tripper drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Succubus dives on top into guard.
Succubus sitting in guard here, content to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tripper looking for a sweep. Not yet Tripper, not yet.
Tripper working for a triangle but Succubus defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tripper looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Succubus passes into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Liz Succubus will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Succubus defending well as Tripper loads up on a big left hand.
Succubus avoids a kick to the body.
Succubus moves out of range as Tripper throws a body kick.
A head kick misses from Succubus.
Succubus tries a head kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice straight punches there by Tripper. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Tripper.
Tripper shoots for a double leg takedown but Succubus sprawls well. He's pushed Tripper's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Jab by Tripper.
Liz Succubus is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tripper checks a leg kick.
Tripper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Succubus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tripper gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Succubus makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Tripper fails with a takedown attempt.
Tripper misses with the combination.
Liz Succubus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tripper throws the left hand but Succubus avoids the punch easily.
Succubus fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Tripper takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tripper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tripper misses with a looping left.
Tripper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Succubus was well out of range. Poor timing from Tripper.
Succubus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Succubus goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Succubus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tripper is looking to land body kicks.
Succubus lands a head kick. Tripper smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Tripper fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Liz Succubus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Tripper.
Tripper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tripper moves out of range of the leg kick from Succubus.
Tripper misses with a straight left.
Tripper loads up on a big right hand but Succubus slips the punch.
Succubus throws a low kick, looking for Tripper's leg but Tripper calmly moves out of range.
Succubus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tripper checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Tripper shoots for a takedown but Succubus saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Tripper looks to land a left hand but Succubus moved out of range nicely.
Tripper throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Succubus.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A telegraphed right hand from Tripper misses the target.
Succubus throws a head kick that misses.
Succubus misses with a low kick.
Tripper throws a push kick but Succubus slaps the foot to one side.
Tripper throws an off balance right hand
and Succubus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Tripper's knee momentarily.
Succubus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Succubus throws a lazy head kick
and Tripper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Succubus throws a leg kick
and Tripper counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Succubus's guard now.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Succubus looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Tripper pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Succubus is keeping the position for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Liz Succubus clearly takes that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Tripper blocks a head kick by Succubus.
Succubus checks a leg kick.
Succubus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tripper checks the leg kick.
Succubus staying out of range there.
Tripper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Succubus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tripper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Succubus scoring well with a low kick there.
Tripper is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Succubus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tripper dives in and grabs Succubus's left leg, looking for a takedown. Succubus pushes down on Tripper's head and hops out.
Succubus wants to slow Tripper down by chopping away at his legs.
Tripper closes this distance looking for a takedown but Succubus circles away.
Succubus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tripper's calf.
Succubus finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Tripper misses with a straight left.
Tripper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Succubus.
Tripper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Succubus looks for the body kick but Tripper saw that one coming.
Succubus scores with a head kick.
Succubus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tripper blocks a leg kick.
Tripper shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Succubus but Succubus pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Liz Succubus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Tripper.
Tripper shoots in looking for a takedown. Succubus tries to sprawl out of it but Tripper keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Succubus manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tripper misses with a left hand
and Succubus counters with a head kick. That will keep Tripper thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tripper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tripper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tripper takes a kick to the side of the head.
Tripper checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Tripper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tripper doesn't manage to clinch there - Succubus circles away.
Tripper throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Succubus tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Tripper is in Succubus's guard.
Tripper trying to control but Succubus is working from the bottom.
Succubus seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tripper postures up in Succubus's guard and throws a big left but Succubus blocks it.
Tripper throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tripper being controlled here momentarily.
Tripper trying to control but Succubus is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Liz Succubus had his way with Jack Tripper in that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Tripper has a takedown stuffed.
Tripper looks to throw the jab but Succubus is out of range.
Succubus goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Succubus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Succubus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Succubus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tripper swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tripper looks to land a left hand but Succubus moved out of range nicely.
Succubus is looking to chop away at Tripper's legs.
Succubus ducks under a wild hook from Tripper.
The crowd cheers as Tripper lands an impressive looking overhand right. Succubus doesn't seem phased though.
Tripper just misses with a punch to the body.
Succubus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tripper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Succubus.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tripper. Succubus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tripper throws a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Succubus slaps away a takedown attempt from Tripper, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Tripper looks to land a combination but Succubus avoids it well.
Jack Tripper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tripper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Succubus keeps the fight on the outside.
Succubus misses with a leg kick.
Succubus throws out a leg kick but Tripper moves out of range and Succubus only half commits.
Tripper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Succubus tried to score with a low kick but Tripper checks it.
Tripper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Succubus checks a leg kick.
Succubus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tripper misses the shot to the body.
Succubus throws a leg kick
letting Tripper counter with a right hand.
Tripper throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Succubus counters with a good low kick that Tripper was not able to check.
Tripper fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Succubus avoids it really well and circles away.
Liz Succubus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Tripper.
Tripper is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Tripper cracks Succubus with a right hand to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lazy body kick from Tripper
and Succubus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Tripper's knee momentarily.
An inside leg kick lands from Succubus.
Succubus throws a chopping leg kick but Tripper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Succubus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Succubus throws a sloppy head kick and Tripper moves out of range easily.
Tripper just misses with a punch to the body.
Tripper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Liz Succubus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Succubus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 50:45
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Liz Succubus!
Liz Succubus is the new heavyweight champion!
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