PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mikhail Oliszewski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Punchy Pokemon Hitmonchan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Oliszewski
vs
Punchy Pokemon Hitmonchan

170 cm
23
145 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

170 cm
22
142 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mikhail Oliszewski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, The Punchy Pokemon Hitmonchan!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Daniel Cesar and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitmonchan throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hitmonchan throws a right and a left that both miss.
Oliszewski misses with a low kick.
Oliszewski ducks under a wild hook from Hitmonchan.
A looping hook to the body misses from Oliszewski. Hitmonchan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hitmonchan swings widly with a right hand
and Oliszewski counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hitmonchan's knee momentarily.
Oliszewski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hitmonchan moves away.
The Punchy Pokemon Hitmonchan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hitmonchan throws a lazy uppercut
and Hitmonchan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hitmonchan looks to throw a body kick
and Oliszewski makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A head kick by Hitmonchan misses
and Oliszewski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hitmonchan throws a leg kick that is checked
and Oliszewski counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitmonchan misses with an uppercut. Oliszewski saw that one coming.
Hitmonchan swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Oliszewski counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hitmonchan falls off balance throwing a combination
and Oliszewski counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitmonchan blocks a jab.
Oliszewski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A shot to the body from Hitmonchan misses
and Oliszewski counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hitmonchan throws a big shot that misses.
Hitmonchan connects with an inside leg kick.
Hitmonchan throws a series of punches but Oliszewski avoids them all with ease.
Oliszewski throws a right hand that misses
and Oliszewski takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hitmonchan misses with a left hand
and Oliszewski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hitmonchan throws a leg kick
and Oliszewski counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hitmonchan moves out of range of the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hitmonchan. Oliszewski does a little dance to reset his feet.
Oliszewski lands a leg kick that knocks Hitmonchan off balance momentarily.
Oliszewski on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Hitmonchan misses with a left hand
and Oliszewski counters with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitmonchan misses with a right hand
and Oliszewski counters with a thumping low kick.
Oliszewski slips a jab and a cross from Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan looks to throw a body kick
letting Oliszewski counter with a right hand.
Hitmonchan throws a right hand that misses
letting Oliszewski counter with a right hand.
Oliszewski lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hitmonchan checks the leg kick nicely there.
Oliszewski lands with a shot to the body.
Oliszewski misses with a low kick.
Oliszewski scores with a leg kick.
Hitmonchan misses with a straight right.
Oliszewski throws a jab when Hitmonchan was well out of range.
Hitmonchan throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hitmonchan misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitmonchan throws a leg kick
and Oliszewski counters with a straight right hand.
Oliszewski misses with a few strikes there.
Hitmonchan misses with an uppercut
and Hitmonchan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A low kick from Oliszewski misses
and Hitmonchan counters with an outside leg kick.
Hitmonchan misses with a body kick.
Hitmonchan misses with an uppercut.
Hitmonchan takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hitmonchan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Oliszewski throws out the jab.
Oliszewski moves out of range of the leg kick from Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan throws a right hand that Oliszewski ducks under and follows up with a left that Oliszewski also avoids with ease.
Oliszewski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hitmonchan stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hitmonchan throws a head kick that misses
and Oliszewski counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A low kick from Hitmonchan is predictable there
and Oliszewski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitmonchan throws a sloppy body shot
and Hitmonchan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hitmonchan. Oliszewski does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hitmonchan throws a head kick that misses.
Hitmonchan fails to land with a series of punches.
Hitmonchan misses with a left hand
and Oliszewski counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hitmonchan's knee momentarily.
Hitmonchan throws a lazy uppercut
and Oliszewski counters with a one-two to the body.
Hitmonchan misses with the body kick
and Oliszewski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A big right from Hitmonchan misses.
Hitmonchan lands a jab.
Hitmonchan throws a chopping leg kick but Oliszewski manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Oliszewski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hitmonchan.
Oliszewski takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mikhail Oliszewski dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Hitmonchan misses with an uppercut
and Oliszewski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hitmonchan throws a sloppy body shot
and Oliszewski counters with a straight right hand.
Hitmonchan tries to land a body kick
and Oliszewski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Oliszewski misses with a wild body shot.
Hitmonchan lands with an overhand left.
Hitmonchan lands a head kick. Oliszewski smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Oliszewski avoids the body shot from Hitmonchan.
A lazy body kick from Hitmonchan
and Oliszewski counters with an outside leg kick.
Oliszewski sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Hitmonchan throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Oliszewski to counter with a crisp jab.
Oliszewski keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan throws a leg kick
and Oliszewski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hitmonchan throws a lazy uppercut
and Oliszewski counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Mikhail Oliszewski is winning the standup battle so far.
Oliszewski misses with a body shot
and Hitmonchan counters with a nice kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Hitmonchan finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hitmonchan. That's going to slow Oliszewski down.
Oliszewski bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hitmonchan throws a head kick that half lands.
Hitmonchan throws a right hand that misses
enabling Oliszewski to counter with a crisp jab.
Hitmonchan scores with a hook to the body. Oliszewski takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hitmonchan misses with a body punch
and Oliszewski counters with a nice uppercut.
Hitmonchan connects with a jab.
Hitmonchan on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Hitmonchan tests Oliszewski's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hitmonchan throws a looping overhand right but Oliszewski ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitmonchan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Oliszewski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Oliszewski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hitmonchan. Hitmonchan obviously looking to wear him down.
Hitmonchan throws a left and a right that both miss
and Oliszewski counters with a good low kick that Hitmonchan was not able to check.
Hitmonchan lands with a cross.
Hitmonchan misses with a jab to the body
and Oliszewski counters with a right hand to the body.
Hitmonchan scores with a shot to the body.
Oliszewski looks to land a combination. Hitmonchan sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Oliszewski has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circle momentarily. Hitmonchan darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Oliszewski looks to score with a jab to the body but Hitmonchan is just out of range.
Hitmonchan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A bone on bone clash there as Hitmonchan blocks the leg kick.
Oliszewski fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hitmonchan checks it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Hitmonchan misses.
Oliszewski throws out a leg kick but Hitmonchan moves out of range and Oliszewski only half commits.
A low kick from Hitmonchan is predictable there
and Oliszewski counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hitmonchan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hitmonchan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hitmonchan throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Oliszewski counters with a good low kick that Hitmonchan was not able to check.
Hitmonchan takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Hitmonchan takes a swing at Oliszewski's ribcage but misses.
Oliszewski misses the shot to the body.
Oliszewski walks into a left hand.
Hitmonchan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hitmonchan scores with a hook.
Hitmonchan throws a nice looking combination but Oliszewski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Oliszewski takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oliszewski walks forward, straight into a front kick from Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan scoring well with a low kick there.
Hitmonchan lands a leg kick that knocks Oliszewski off balance momentarily.
Hitmonchan fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Oliszewski has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hitmonchan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hitmonchan misses with a leg kick
and Oliszewski counters with a low kick, right behind Hitmonchan 's knee.
Hitmonchan has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hitmonchan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Oliszewski lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hitmonchan has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hitmonchan and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hitmonchan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Oliszewski ducks under a wild hook from Hitmonchan.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hitmonchan misses with a jab to the body
and Oliszewski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A low kick from Hitmonchan misses
and Oliszewski counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd cheers as Hitmonchan lands an impressive looking overhand right. Oliszewski doesn't seem phased though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Punchy Pokemon Hitmonchan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Oliszewski attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hitmonchan fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Oliszewski is out of range.
Hitmonchan misses with a body kick.
Hitmonchan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Oliszewski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hitmonchan works the jab nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hitmonchan. That's going to slow Oliszewski down.
A bone on bone clash there as Oliszewski blocks the leg kick.
Hitmonchan looks to land a right hand but Oliszewski moved out of range.
Hitmonchan with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitmonchan misses with a hook
and Oliszewski counters with a low kick, right behind Hitmonchan 's knee.
Oliszewski misses the shot to the body.
Hitmonchan misses with an uppercut
and Oliszewski counters with an inside leg kick.
Hitmonchan lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Oliszewski is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Hitmonchan misses with an uppercut
and Oliszewski counters with a thumping low kick.
Hitmonchan tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Oliszewski is able to avoid easily.
Oliszewski moves away from the strike by Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Oliszewski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hitmonchan misses with a leg kick
and Oliszewski counters with a leg kick.
Hitmonchan throws a poor cross that misses
and Oliszewski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A cross from Hitmonchan lands.
Hitmonchan throws a nice head kick!
Hitmonchan lands with a good body shot.
Hitmonchan throws a right hand that misses
and Oliszewski counters with a series of strikes. Hitmonchan will be more careful next time no doubt.
Oliszewski chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitmonchan throws a poor cross that misses
and Oliszewski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oliszewski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan wants to slow Oliszewski down by chopping away at his legs.
Oliszewski is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A bone on bone clash there as Hitmonchan blocks the leg kick.
Oliszewski throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hitmonchan makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Oliszewski chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hitmonchan can pounce on him.
Hitmonchan throws a sloppy head kick and Oliszewski moves out of range easily.
Hitmonchan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hitmonchan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Oliszewski takes one to the chin there.
Hitmonchan looks to land a right hand but Oliszewski moved out of range.
Oliszewski just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitmonchan swings widly with a right hand
and Oliszewski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hitmonchan misses with a lunging right hand
and Hitmonchan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Oliszewski has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan throws a combination. Oliszewski tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The fighters circling - Hitmonchan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hitmonchan misses with a hook
and Oliszewski counters with a nice leg kick.
Hitmonchan throws a combination. Oliszewski tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Hitmonchan throws a wild body kick that Oliszewski sees coming a mile off.
Hitmonchan throws a hook but Oliszewski avoids it easily.
Hitmonchan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Oliszewski misses with a wild body shot.
Oliszewski tries to work over Hitmonchan's front leg with a kick but Hitmonchan checks it.
Oliszewski throws a nice looking combination but Hitmonchan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitmonchan looks to land a body kick but Oliszewski moved away.
Oliszewski thows a body shot but no joy.
Oliszewski blocks a jab.
Oliszewski pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hitmonchan is out of range and Oliszewski settles back down.
Good exchange - Hitmonchan coming out on top.
Hitmonchan misses with a wild combination.
Hitmonchan misses with a right hand
and Oliszewski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Oliszewski on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hitmonchan checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A lazy body kick from Hitmonchan
and Hitmonchan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hitmonchan scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Oliszewski doesn't seem bothered though.
Oliszewski lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hitmonchan's sensitive parts.
Hitmonchan throws a looping overhand right but Oliszewski ducks down to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
The Punchy Pokemon Hitmonchan comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Hitmonchan has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 28:29
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Punchy Pokemon Hitmonchan!