PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Wayne told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Cartman
vs
Wayne

165 cm
23
150 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

215 cm
27
304 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very strong

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, John Wayne!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Aleksandr Martynov and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman lands a lovely overhand right.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
and Wayne counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cartman fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wayne looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cartman takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wayne slips under a jab.
Cartman swings widly with a right hand
and Wayne counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cartman thinking.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Wayne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wayne throws a poor cross that misses
and Cartman counters with a left to the body.
Wayne looks gassed!
Cartman throws an off balance right hand
letting Wayne counter with a right hand.
Cartman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wayne.
Cartman's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wayne under the eye.
Cartman throws a hook but Wayne avoids it easily.
Wayne displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Cartman throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Wayne counters with a stiff right hand.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman throws a hook but Wayne blocks it.
Cartman scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wayne doesn't seem bothered though.
Cartman dips to his left and cracks Wayne with an uppercut!
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Wayne uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Wayne ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne staying out of range there.
Wayne takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A combination from Cartman does no damage.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wayne slips a straight right by Cartman.
Cartman is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wayne avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wayne slips under a jab from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Wayne is out of range.
Cartman lands a head kick. Wayne smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Cartman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cartman throws a right hand that misses
and Wayne connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cartman throws a jab when Wayne was well out of range.
Wayne blocks a head kick by Cartman.
Cartman is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Wayne's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Wayne misses the shot to the body.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wayne counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cartman throws an off balance right hand
and Wayne counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cartman misses with a jab, cross combination.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cartman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cartman lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Wayne uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wayne.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Cartman throws the left hand but Wayne avoids the punch easily.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cartman.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cartman scores with a body shot.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Wayne moves away and avoids it.
Cartman misses with a few strikes there.
Cartman scores with a jab to the body.
Cartman lands with a cross.
Cartman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wayne sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman digs a good body shot into Wayne's ribs.
A big right from Cartman misses.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Wayne sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartman lands a head shot.
Jab by Cartman.
Cartman throws the left hand but Wayne avoids the punch easily.
Cartman is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Wayne shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Decent striking displayed by Cartman there.
Cartman lands a nice looking body shot.
Cartman lands with a right hand.
Cartman listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cartman lands the left hand.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wayne.
Cartman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wayne.
Cartman connects with a right hand. Wayne shakes it off.
Cartman misses with a straight left.
Wayne takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wayne has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a nice right hand.
Cartman lands with a straight right. Wayne didn't see that one coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wayne slips a jab and a cross from Cartman.
Wayne swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Wayne uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Wayne looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Wayne ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Cartman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wayne moves away.
A left lands for Cartman.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
A big left from Cartman misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wayne ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Cartman is looking to slow Wayne down with leg kicks.
Wayne defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Wayne stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Wayne uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Wayne back to the cage. Cartman follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Cartman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cartman lands a leg kick that knocks Wayne off balance momentarily.
Wayne needs to keep his hands up - Cartman had a free shot at his head there.
Cartman scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cartman takes a swing at Wayne's ribcage but misses.
Wayne takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cartman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Cartman here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Cartman lands a body shot.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Wayne uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Wayne takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Cartman tries to land a front kick but Wayne steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wayne is breathing heavily.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wayne circles away quickly and effectively.
Cartman lands with an uppercut that bounces Wayne off the cage and back into rage.
Wayne defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne moves out of range as Cartman throws a body kick.
Wayne has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cartman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wayne.
Wayne takes one on the button.
Wayne moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Wayne slips a jab from Cartman.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Wayne might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Cartman has got the better of the exchanges.
Cartman swings for the body but Wayne moves out of range.
Wayne walks into a jab.
Cartman scores with a nice right hand.
Nice defenses there by Wayne.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Wayne ducks down to avoid it.
Wayne blocks a jab.
Cartman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cartman throws out a loose jab but Wayne uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman misses with a hook
and Wayne counters with a lovely straight right hand!
An inside leg kick lands from Cartman.
Wayne uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman throws a right hand that Wayne ducks under and follows up with a left that Wayne also avoids with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wayne momentarily.
Cartman jabs at Wayne's body.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Cartman throws a jab when Wayne was well out of range.
Cartman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wayne can do to turn this around?
Wayne staying out of range there.
Cartman throws a leg kick which misses Wayne's front leg but catches the back leg as Wayne tries to avoid it.
Wayne on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cartman. Cartman obviously looking to wear him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wayne under the eye.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cartman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wayne throws out a loose jab but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman throws a jab when Wayne was well out of range.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Wayne dodges the punch combination from Cartman.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands with a right hand.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Cartman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wayne blocks a jab.
Wayne ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Cartman lands a nice shot that snaps Wayne's head back.
Wayne takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
Cartman connects with a looping right hand.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and Wayne moves out of range easily.
Wayne ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Cartman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Wayne. Wayne circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Cartman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wayne's hands.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Cartman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Cartman with a nice cross.
Cartman tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartman misses the jab.
Wayne walks into a stiff left hand from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Cartman cracks Wayne with a good jab.
Cartman misses with an uppercut.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Wayne's shoulder, as Wayne tries to avoid the shot.
Wayne moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wayne slips a jab from Cartman.
Wayne's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wayne has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wayne there as he acknowledges the shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Wayne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Wayne is out of range.
Cartman lands a nice shot to the body.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Wayne ducks down to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Cartman lands with a good body shot.
Cartman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cartman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Wayne moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Wayne's shoulder, as Wayne tries to avoid the shot.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wayne manages to avoid it.
Cartman lands a jab to the nose.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Cartman lands a lovely overhand right.
Cartman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Wayne sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cartman connects with the punch.
Cartman throws a leg kick which misses Wayne's front leg but catches the back leg as Wayne tries to avoid it.
Wayne takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartman. Wayne does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wayne takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wayne tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Cartman scores with a head kick. Wayne tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Cartman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wayne stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cartman throws the left hand but Wayne avoids the punch easily.
Cartman throws out a loose jab but Wayne uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman connects with an inside leg kick.
That kick from Cartman tenderised Wayne's leg. Wayne is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wayne uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Wayne ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Cartman lands a jab-cross combination.
Cartman lands a leg kick that knocks Wayne off balance momentarily.
Wayne takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wayne keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Nice uppercut there from Cartman.
Cartman lands a really nice looking cross but Wayne seems unphased.
Nice uppercut lands for Cartman. That snapped Wayne's head back.
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman connects with an inside leg kick.
Cartman throws a nice looking combination but Wayne bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nice defenses there by Wayne.
Cartman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Wayne's head.
Cartman bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Wayne sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wayne has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wayne there as he acknowledges the shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cartman. That's going to slow Wayne down.
Wayne displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Cartman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wayne's hands.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Wayne moves away and avoids it.
Wayne slips under a jab from Cartman.
Wayne moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Cartman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Wayne moved out of range.
Cartman misses with an uppercut. Wayne saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wayne manages to avoid it.
Wayne closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Cartman throws a jab when Wayne was well out of range.
Cartman lands the left hand.
Wayne blocks a head kick by Cartman.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman lands a jab to the nose.
Wayne takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Wayne moved out of range.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wayne.
Some wild striking there from Cartman.
Cartman misses the jab.
Cartman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Wayne circles away quickly and effectively.
Cartman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Wayne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman throws a big shot that misses.
Wayne takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cartman thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman scores with a leg kick.
Cartman rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wayne counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice shot by Cartman.
Wayne moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wayne.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Wayne counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wayne sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Cartman lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wayne has time to react.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Wayne avoids them all with ease.
Wayne's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Cartman connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wayne scrambles back to his feet.
Wayne slips a jab from Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Cartman misses with an uppercut.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cartman.
Cartman takes a swing at Wayne's ribcage but misses.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Cartman throws a leg kick which misses Wayne's front leg but catches the back leg as Wayne tries to avoid it.
Eric Cartman is winning the standup battle so far.
Cartman jabs Wayne right on the nose. Wayne blinks but takes it well.
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Wayne to counter with a crisp jab.
Wayne steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wayne moves away.
A jab from Cartman does it's job there.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wayne.
Wayne blocks a jab.
Good leg kick by Cartman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wayne takes one to the chin there.
Wayne is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Wayne avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cartman throws out a loose jab but Wayne uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wayne moves out of range of the strikes.
Wayne takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wayne blocks a head kick by Cartman.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wayne has time to react.
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sloppy strikes from Cartman. Those never looked like landing.
Wayne blocks a jab.
Cartman throws a jab but it's blocked by Wayne.
Cartman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wayne misses with a straight right.
Wayne takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wayne misses with an uppercut.
Cartman throws a jab when Wayne was well out of range.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
and Wayne counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wayne sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cartman lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Cartman.
Cartman jabs at Wayne's body.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Cartman works Wayne's body with a nice hook.
Wayne takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wayne manages to avoid it.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Wayne sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartman throws the kick towards the body but Wayne avoids it.
Cartman misses with a hook. Wayne ducked under it nicely.
Cartman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wayne.
Wayne slips under a jab.
Cartman cracks Wayne with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wayne blocks a jab.
Wayne walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wayne staying out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wayne takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Cartman misses with a straight left.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Wayne moved out of range nicely.
Cartman throws a one two combo.
Wayne bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cartman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Cartman throws a head kick that misses.
Cartman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wayne's sensitive parts.
Cartman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wayne has time to react.
Wayne moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Wayne walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman thumps Wayne with a low kick.
Cartman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wayne sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cartman, as that shot connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a straight right.
Cartman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wayne sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wayne uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Wayne ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Nice shot lands for Cartman.
Cartman lands a nice looking body shot.
Good shot there by Cartman.
Cartman jabs Wayne right on the nose. Wayne blinks but takes it well.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Wayne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wayne manages to avoid it.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Wayne ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman throws a jab when Wayne was well out of range.
Cartman throws a shot to the body.
Wayne uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
Cartman lands with a kick to the temple. Wayne shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wayne.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman had his way with John Wayne in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Cartman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick
and Wayne counters with a nice body shot.
Cartman throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Wayne to counter with a crisp jab.
Cartman jabs at Wayne's body.
Cartman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cartman loads up on a big right hand but Wayne slips the punch.
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand
and Wayne counters with a stiff right hand.
Good shot there by Cartman.
Cartman slips a jab from Wayne.
Cartman lands with a cross.
Cartman cracks Wayne with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cartman lands with a right hand.
Cartman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Cartman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Wayne is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Wayne slips under a jab.
A big left from Cartman misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wayne manages to avoid it.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Nice defenses there by Wayne.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Wayne.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cartman darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cartman throws out a loose jab but Wayne uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wayne defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cartman scores with a crisp jab that stopped Wayne in his tracks.
Wayne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Wayne takes one to the side of the head.
Cartman thows a body shot but no joy.
Cartman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wayne uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Nice uppercut there from Cartman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Cartman there.
Cartman scores with a nice head shot.
Jab by Cartman.
Wayne throws a hook but Cartman avoids it easily.
Cartman connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Wayne takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
John Wayne has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cartman throws a hook but Wayne avoids it easily.
Cartman misses with an uppercut
and Wayne connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand
and Wayne counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Cartman connects with a leg kick. Wayne looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cartman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wayne sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cartman cracks the inside of Wayne's front leg.
Cartman misses with an attempted mid kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cartman cracks Wayne with a good jab.
Wayne takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wayne gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cartman.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Wayne moved out of range nicely.
Wayne stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cartman.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Wayne moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice defenses there by Wayne.
Cartman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Wayne on the side of the head.
Cartman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Wayne keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Wayne moves away from the strike by Cartman.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Wayne is just out of range.
Wayne showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a hook
and Wayne counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cartman is looking to land body kicks.
Wayne moves forwards but Cartman connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a hook
and Wayne counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wayne ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cartman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wayne sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wayne's sensitive parts.
Wayne displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cartman throws out the jab.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
Cartman throws a right hand that misses
and Wayne counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wayne takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cartman thuds his right hand into Wayne's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Cartman lands a nice shot that snaps Wayne's head back.
Wayne takes one to the side of the head.
Cartman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Cartman takes a swing at Wayne's ribcage but misses.
Eric Cartman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wayne takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cartman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 50:43
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 50:42
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 50:43

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!