PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrol comes to the cage accompanied by monster - Kanye West. Boner Patrol has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Patrol
vs
Jordan

183 cm
29
177 lbs
13 - 6 - 1

190 cm
23
182 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joe Jordan!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Jordan.

Jordan gets caught napping as Patrol dives in and scores a takedown. Jordan manages to retain guard.
Patrol trying to control the position from guard on top but Jordan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Patrol drops back, looking for a kneebar! Jordan looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Jordan looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Jordan!
Patrol tries to improve position but can't.
Jordan wants to lay and pray for a moment but Patrol keeps working.
Patrol is looking to reverse the position.
Patrol is working hard here to advance position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Jordan prevents Patrol from improving his position.
Patrol trying to control but Jordan postures up.
Jordan trying to pass the guard but Patrol defending well.
Patrol gets back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Patrol is looking for a triangle but Jordan pushes his legs off easily.

Patrol throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Patrol keeping full guard, as Jordan tries to pass.
Patrol looking to control but Jordan passes into half guard.
Patrol wants to control but Jordan is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol wants to get back to full guard.

Patrol looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Patrol is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Patrol gets full guard.
Jordan preventing the sweep.
Jordan wants to control from the top but Patrol keeps moving.
Jordan looking to pass the guard.
Jordan works over Patrol with some ground and pound from guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jordan wants to get up but he can't break Patrol's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Boner Patrol will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Patrol fails with a takedown attempt.
Patrol fails with the takedown
and Patrol takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Patrol bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Jordan is looking for a sweep.
Jordan struggling a bit here.
Jordan is trying to escape the position but Patrol is controlling the position.
Patrol tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Patrol trying to control the action but Jordan is working from the bottom.
Patrol working the ground and pound but Jordan is defending the strikes.
Patrol misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Patrol working the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Jordan works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Patrol scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Patrol is keen to just control but Jordan is a slippery customer.
Patrol has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
BOOM! Patrol connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Patrol wants to control the pace but Jordan is squirming around nicely.
Patrol working the ground and pound effectively.
Patrol thowing shots but they're missing.

Patrol goes for an armbar but Jordan turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Jordan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Patrol is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jordan defends well.
Patrol manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jordan manages to get himself to full guard.
Patrol trying to control the position from guard on top but Jordan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Patrol preventing the sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol forces his way into half guard.
Jordan wants to control but Patrol is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Patrol trying to control from half guard but Jordan is working away.
Patrol is pressing down on Jordan's thigh, looking to free his foot. Jordan is holding on for now.
Jordan keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

Patrol is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Patrol throwing shots but Jordan is blocking nicely.
Jordan wants to improve his position but Patrol is controlling well.
Patrol scoring with strikes to the body and head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Patrol connects with a nice short shot to Jordan's temple.
Patrol throwing shots but Jordan is blocking nicely.

Patrol looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Patrol wants to control but Jordan is keeping him busy.
Jordan is looking for a sweep. Patrol is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Patrol thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

Patrol is trying to work for a kimura but Jordan is defending well.
Patrol missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boner Patrol dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Jordan chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jordan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Patrol misses with a takedown
and Jordan counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Patrol thinking.
Patrol throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jordan's waist but Jordan gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Patrol off to one side.
Sloppy strikes from Jordan. Those never looked like landing.
Patrol shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jordan but Jordan pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boner Patrol. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jab by Jordan.
Jordan lands with a straight right. Patrol didn't see that one coming.
Jordan lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jordan lands a nice hook to Patrol's body. Patrol takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Patrol misses with a takedown attempt
letting Jordan counter with a right hand.
A cross from Jordan lands.
Patrol fails with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol tries to move into range but Jordan moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A jab from Jordan finds it's way through Patrol's defenses.
Patrol uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jordan.
Nice jab there from Jordan.
Patrol dodges the punch combination from Jordan.
Patrol tries for a takedown but Jordan circles away easily
and Jordan counters with a straight right hand.
Patrol with a poor takedown
and Jordan counters with a left and a right that stings Patrol.
Jordan jabs at Patrol's body.
Patrol misses with a takedown attempt - Jordan sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jordan slaps away a takedown attempt from Patrol, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jordan counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Patrol with a poor takedown
and Jordan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jordan scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jordan scores with a hook.
A lazy left from Jordan finds it's target.
Patrol walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Patrol with a poor takedown
and Jordan counters with a good low kick that Patrol was not able to check.
Patrol tries for a takedown but Jordan circles away easily
and Patrol takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jordan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jordan lands with a nice body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jordan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Patrol takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jordan scores with the left hand. Patrol knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheers as Jordan lands an impressive looking overhand right. Patrol doesn't seem phased though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jordan, as that shot connected.
Jordan lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Jordan bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Patrol's head backwards.
Jordan shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Patrol eats them both and turns towards Jordan to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The crowd cheers as Patrol lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jordan doesn't seem phased though.
Jordan chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jordan scores with a hook to the body. Patrol takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jordan takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jordan scores with a hook to the body. Patrol takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jordan.
Patrol takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jordan changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jordan scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Jordan throws a combination. Patrol tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jordan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Patrol has time to react.
Joe Jordan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jordan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Patrol has his takedown stuffed
and Jordan counters with a low kick, right behind Patrol 's knee.
Jordan throws a one two combo.
Jordan smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jordan connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Patrol's hands.
Jordan has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Patrol bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jordan's head.
Jordan scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Patrol misses with a takedown attempt
and Jordan counters with a nice uppercut.
Jordan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Patrol.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jordan lands with a good body shot.
Jordan digs a good hook to Patrol's body.
Nice cross by Jordan.
Patrol takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Jordan really dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Patrol shoots in looking for a takedown. Jordan tries to sprawl out of it but Patrol keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Jordan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jordan throws a right and a left that both miss.
Patrol dodges the punch combination from Jordan.
Patrol looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Patrol fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jordan lands a slapping body shot.
Patrol takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Joe Jordan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jordan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jordan lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Jordan lands a right hook to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jordan.
Jordan cracks the inside of Patrol's front leg.
Patrol tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jordan sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Patrol somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boner Patrol. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jordan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jordan moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jordan lands a nice looking body shot.
Patrol has his takedown stuffed
and Jordan counters with a stiff right hand.
Jordan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Patrol was well out of range. Poor timing from Jordan.
Jordan looks to throw the jab but Patrol is out of range.
Nice jab there from Jordan.
Patrol tries for a takedown but Jordan circles away easily
and Jordan counters with a good low kick that Patrol was not able to check.
Patrol moves forwards but Jordan connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jordan lands a really nice looking cross but Patrol seems unphased.
Nice cross by Jordan.
Patrol takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jordan lands a body shot.
Patrol dodges the punch combination from Jordan.
Patrol fails with the takedown
and Jordan counters with a straight right hand.
A jab lands there for Jordan.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Some wild striking there from Jordan.
Patrol shoots in for a takedown but Jordan shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Patrol closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jordan circles away.
Jordan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Joe Jordan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jordan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Patrol is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Jordan.
Nice cross by Jordan.
Jordan misses with a two punch combination.
Patrol shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Patrol fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jordan lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Nice body punch from Jordan.
Jordan lands a two punch combo.
Jordan throws a series of strikes that have Patrol backpedaling.
Jordan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Patrol manages to avoid it.
Jordan lands a slapping body shot.
Jordan throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Patrol on the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patrol uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jordan.
Jordan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Patrol tries for a takedown but Jordan circles away easily
and Jordan counters with a three punch combo that has Patrol backing up. Patrol nods at Jordan to acknowledge the strikes.
Jordan lands a glancing blow to the side of Patrol's head.
Patrol misses with a takedown
and Jordan counters with a nice body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jordan cracks Patrol with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jordan fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Patrol has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Patrol fails with a takedown attempt.
Jordan scores with a sloppy right hand. Patrol should have avoided that one.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jordan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Patrol looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Jordan dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Jordan ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Jordan. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jordan.
Patrol moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Patrol tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jordan was well out of range. Poor timing from Patrol.
Jordan throws a good cross that connects.

Patrol decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Jordan is pressing down on Patrol's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Jordan working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Patrol.

Jordan working for a triangle but Patrol defends it easily.
Patrol throws a big right hand that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Patrol accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Patrol wants to control from the top but Jordan keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Patrol drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Jordan manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Patrol has Jordan in his guard.

Patrol is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Jordan wants to pass the guard but Patrol is keeping the position.

Patrol looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Patrol looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Patrol is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jordan defends well.
Patrol has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Jordan has passed into side control.
Jordan in side control, just content to control the action for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Jordan working the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Patrol can't do much from the bottom here.
Patrol is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Patrol regains half guard.

Patrol looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Patrol tries to roll over but Jordan keeps him under control.
Patrol manages to get to full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Jordan comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Jordan has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 45:48
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 45:48
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 45:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Jordan!
Joe Jordan is the new welterweight champion!