PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Juronen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wammo Blammo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Juronen comes to the cage accompanied by "Paparazzi" by Lady GaGa. Wammo Blammo has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Joe Juronen's chin.

Juronen
vs
Blammo

185 cm
30
206 lbs
14 - 10 - 0

175 cm
25
150 lbs
11 - 15 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Hellbent, Inc.™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe Juronen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Wammo Blammo!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Aafke Stam and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blammo checks the leg kick nicely there.
Blammo throws an off balance right hand
and Juronen counters with a low kick, right behind Blammo 's knee.
Juronen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Blammo.
Juronen tries to clinch but Blammo moves out of range.
Blammo throws a poor cross that misses
and Juronen counters with a leg kick.
Juronen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blammo throws a right hand that misses
and Juronen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Juronen fails with an attempt to clinch.
Blammo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Juronen. Juronen obviously looking to wear him down.
Blammo misses with a shot to the body
and Juronen counters with a good low kick that Blammo was not able to check.
Juronen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick from Juronen lands but Blammo takes it in his stride.
Blammo misses with an uppercut
and Juronen counters with a nice leg kick.
Juronen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Blammo looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blammo misses with a left hand
and Juronen counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juronen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Juronen tries to clinch but Blammo moves out of range.
Blammo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Juronen.
Blammo takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Juronen wants to clinch up but Blammo keeps it at a distance.
Juronen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Blammo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Blammo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Juronen can pounce on him.
Juronen scores with a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Juronen tries to close the distance and clinch but Blammo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Juronen dominated that round.
That's time! Juronen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Blammo misses with a lunging right hand
and Juronen counters with a leg kick.
Juronen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Blammo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Juronen lands a head kick. Blammo smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Juronen dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Blammo. That did some damage!
Blammo is breathing heavily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Juronen.
Joe Juronen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Juronen.
Juronen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Juronen throws a quick inside leg kick.
Blammo is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Juronen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blammo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Juronen.
A chopping leg kick lands by Juronen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Juronen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Blammo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Juronen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juronen throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Juronen plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Blammo checks the leg kick.
Juronen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blammo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Blammo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Juronen can pounce on him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Juronen fails with an attempt to clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A nice inside leg kick there by Juronen. That's going to slow Blammo down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Juronen dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Juronen connects with a solid leg kick.
Blammo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Blammo misses with a hook
letting Juronen counter with a right hand.
Juronen moves in looking to clinch but Blammo pushes him off.
Blammo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That kick from Juronen tenderised Blammo's leg. Blammo is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juronen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Juronen feints and then cracks Blammo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Blammo down.
Juronen throws a quick inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Juronen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juronen connects with an inside leg kick.
Juronen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Juronen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juronen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Juronen throws a body punch but Blammo moves out of range.
Juronen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Juronen feints and then cracks Blammo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Blammo down.
Joe Juronen is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Juronen.
Blammo takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Juronen throws a quick inside leg kick.
Juronen throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Blammo's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Juronen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Juronen has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:24
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:24
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Juronen!