PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frankestein Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Malcom McWeeny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mir might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Rocky Balboa teaching the FUAAA incredible power!!!. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Mir
vs
McWeeny

185 cm
22
277 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

150 cm
26
300 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frankestein Mir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Malcom McWeeny!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWeeny.
Mir changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McWeeny, right into the meat.
Mir looks to land a left hand but McWeeny moved out of range nicely.
Mir moves out of range of the body kick from McWeeny.
Mir ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mir throws a series of punches but McWeeny avoids them all with ease.
McWeeny looks to clinch
and Mir counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeeny throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
McWeeny tries to clinch there but Mir circles away.
Mir ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Malcom McWeeny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mir scores with a jab to the head.
McWeeny tries to clinch there but Mir circles away.
Good leg kick by McWeeny there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mir throws a body punch but McWeeny moves out of range.
Mir is looking to wear down McWeeny with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeeny lands a leg kick that knocks Mir off balance momentarily.
McWeeny just misses with a punch to the body.
Mir swats away the attempt to clinch by McWeeny.
Mir misses with a body shot.
McWeeny avoids a punch combination nicely.
Malcom McWeeny is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mir throws a lazy right hand but McWeeny sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mir misses with a few strikes there.
Mir throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A cross from McWeeny lands.
McWeeny pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McWeeny looks to clinch
and Mir counters with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
McWeeny throws a shot to the body.
McWeeny misses with a hook to the body
and Mir counters with a two punch combo.
Mir throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McWeeny counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
McWeeny goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McWeeny stuffs the takedown.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
McWeeny tries to close the distance and clinch but Mir swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Malcom McWeeny will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

The fight stays on the outside here - McWeeny looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McWeeny looks to clinch
enabling Mir to counter with a crisp jab.
A shot to the body from McWeeny misses
and Mir cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mir misses with a left hand
and McWeeny counters with a nice body kick.
McWeeny defending well as Mir loads up on a big left hand.
Mir swats away the attempt to clinch by McWeeny.
McWeeny throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
McWeeny feints and then cracks Mir's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mir down.
Mir misses with a body shot
and McWeeny counters with a right hand to the body.
McWeeny throws a solid leg kick but Mir takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McWeeny.
Mir rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McWeeny moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mir moves out of range as McWeeny throws a body kick.
Mir throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McWeeny throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mir stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
McWeeny gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Mir counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
McWeeny keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWeeny misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Mir counters with a right hand to the body.
McWeeny tries to land a front kick but Mir steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by McWeeny.
McWeeny pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Mir misses with a two punch combination.
McWeeny swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Mir counters with a stiff right hand.
McWeeny tries to land a leg kick but Mir saw it coming and moves away.
McWeeny looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by McWeeny misses
and Mir counters with a nice uppercut.
A decent looking body kick lands there for McWeeny.
McWeeny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

A momentary lapse in concentration from McWeeny enables Mir to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. McWeeny manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Mir stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McWeeny swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWeeny preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Malcom McWeeny will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Mir's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Mir throws a looping overhand right but McWeeny ducks down to avoid it.
Malcom McWeeny seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McWeeny lands a leg kick that knocks Mir off balance momentarily.
A combination from Mir does no damage.
McWeeny throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Mir with a jab.
McWeeny throws a sloppy body shot
and Mir counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mir circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir misses with a body shot.
McWeeny misses with a body punch
and Mir counters with a left to the body.
McWeeny throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Mir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Mir drives through with a takedown into guard.
McWeeny keeping full guard, as Mir tries to pass.
McWeeny utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Frankestein Mir has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeeny wants to stand and escape but Mir is having none of it.

Mir is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Mir pushes down on McWeeny's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Mir stops McWeeny from getting back to his feet.
Mir thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McWeeny's head.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if McWeeny can do anything to dispel that myth.
Mir is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for McWeeny!
Mir has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mir lands with some strikes.
Mir breaks from McWeeny's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Malcom McWeeny is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeeny is bucking up trying to escape but Mir cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
BOOM! Mir connects with a massive shot to the dome!

Mir looking to isolate an arm here. McWeeny doesn't see it coming and as Mir extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Mir!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Frankestein Mir!