PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey The Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hello World (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

The Dude
vs
World

173 cm
22
168 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

169 cm
18
158 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffrey The Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hello World!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Dude feints and as World raises his hands in defense, The Dude changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
World controls The Dude momentarily but The Dude frees himself.
World really doesn't want to stay on the ground with The Dude. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

The Dude has gone for a leg lock! World slips out almost immediately though and dives into The Dude's guard.
The Dude keeping moving, preventing World from controlling successfully.

The Dude looking for a guillotine here but World defends easily.
World trying to control the position from guard on top but The Dude is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now The Dude is on top in guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dude is pushing down on World's leg trying to pass to half guard. World is fighting to maintain full guard but The Dude has managed to sneak the leg through.
World missing with punches from the bottom.
The Dude not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Well, if The Dude is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
World has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. The Dude is working away from the top position though.
The Dude tries to pass to full mount but World defends it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
World trying to control but The Dude postures up.

The Dude is looking for a kimura here.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
World fakes the leg kick and cracks The Dude in the body.
The Dude is breathing heavily.
The Dude displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as World throws out the jab.
The Dude ducks under a wild hook from World.
A big right from World misses.
World misses with a looping right.
World looks to land a left hand but The Dude moved out of range nicely.
World scores with a shot to the body.
World thuds a left hand into The Dude's body.
The Dude on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Hello World is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Dude tries to clinch but World moves out of range.
World works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The Dude gets cracked with a nice right hand there by World.

The Dude is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dude defending well as World loads up on a big left hand.
The Dude walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Oh The Dude is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Dude shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts World as he jumps to the side.
World throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
World smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
World throws a sloppy head kick and The Dude moves out of range easily.
Nice body punch from World.
World misses with a straight right.
Jab, jab by World - just one landing.
World cracks The Dude with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! The Dude falls to his knees and World doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hello World!