PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Penguin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and xXx Jobber xXx (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Penguin
vs
Jobber xXx

170 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

150 cm
26
300 lbs
0 - 111 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

NFC War Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, King Penguin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 111 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, xXx Jobber xXx!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Alexandre Firmino and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penguin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Penguin is breathing heavily.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Penguin really is a fat lump.
Penguin tries to stall but Jobber xXx uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Jobber xXx breaks the clinch.

Jobber xXx has Penguin up against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penguin is looking to control Jobber xXx's arms but Jobber xXx gets an underhook and turns him. Now Penguin has his back to the cage.
Jobber xXx has had enough of the clinch but Penguin keeps him there for the moment.
Jobber xXx is trying to break free.
Penguin is trying to maintain a safe position but Jobber xXx gets an underhook and turns Penguin into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Jobber xXx is trying to break free.
Penguin wants to stall.
Jobber xXx tries to break the clinch but Penguin is controlling the position.
Penguin has Jobber xXx pressed against the cage, preventing Jobber xXx from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jobber xXx is trying to break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber xXx wants to break free but Penguin has control.
Jobber xXx has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Penguin effectively controlling the action here.
Penguin is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jobber xXx is keeping busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Jobber xXx breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Jobber xXx closes the distance and pushes Penguin back into the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jobber xXx is trying to break the clinch but Penguin is controlling him.
Penguin is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jobber xXx is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

xXx Jobber xXx dominated that round.
The cut man is working on King Penguin's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Jobber xXx darts in and clinches Penguin up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Jobber xXx breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Jobber xXx drives through and clinches with Penguin against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penguin is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Jobber xXx tries to circle away but Penguin has him pinned against the cage.
Penguin is trying to stall.

Jobber xXx breaks the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Jobber xXx closes the distance and pushes Penguin back into the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jobber xXx tries to break the clinch but Penguin is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penguin trying to control the position but instead, Jobber xXx has worked for underhooks and has pushed Penguin into the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by King Penguin.
Penguin misses with the body kick
and Jobber xXx counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Jobber xXx gets a clinch.

Jobber xXx breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Jobber xXx clinches up against the cage.
Jobber xXx tries to circle away but Penguin has him pinned against the cage.

Jobber xXx breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Penguin throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jobber xXx cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

xXx Jobber xXx showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on King Penguin's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Jobber xXx has managed to clinch.
Jobber xXx is looking to break free of the clinch but Penguin has double underhooks.
Jobber xXx wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Penguin has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penguin manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Penguin looking to slow down the pace here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jobber xXx manages to break the clinch.
Penguin lands with a slapping head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Jobber xXx has closed the distance and engaged Penguin in a clinch.
Jobber xXx has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Penguin trying to control the position but instead, Jobber xXx has worked for underhooks and has pushed Penguin into the cage.
Jobber xXx working hard to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jobber xXx manages to break the clinch.
Penguin throws a sloppy head kick
and Jobber xXx counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Penguin throws a nice head kick!
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Penguin misses the body punch
and Jobber xXx counters with a nice uppercut.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Penguin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jobber xXx cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

And that's the end of the fight!
xXx Jobber xXx comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jobber xXx has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 27:30
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... xXx Jobber xXx!