PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pay Attention (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Salad Fingers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Attention
vs
Fingers

200 cm
21
300 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Rivers Edge Nutrition(Disciples of Pain)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pay Attention!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Salad Fingers!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Attention scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fingers doesn't seem bothered though.

Attention clinches up against the cage.
A body shot lands from Attention.
A short left from Attention.
Attention lands a nice uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Attention.
Attention lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Attention makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fingers lands a left hand that snaps the head of Attention backwards.
Fingers throws a head punch that misses.
Attention lands with a right to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fingers working hard to break the clinch.
Attention pushes Fingers back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Attention throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fingerss head.
A body shot lands from Attention.
Fingers looks gassed!
Fingers has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Attention lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Attention.
A short right from Attention on the inside.
Attention pushes Fingers against the cage. Attention is working some dirty boxing. Attention pushes off with a quick right hook! Fingers goes down! Fingers tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Attention moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pay Attention!
Pay Attention retains his super heavyweight title!