PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Ferguson
vs
St Pierre

185 cm
21
182 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

178 cm
23
177 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Slam-or-Fist

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, George St Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
St Pierre throws a lazy uppercut

and Ferguson counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
St Pierre is looking for a sweep. Ferguson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
St Pierre trying to control from the bottom.
St Pierre keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
St Pierre has hold of Ferguson's hands but Ferguson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Ferguson misses with a head shot. St Pierre uses the momentum to regain guard.
Ferguson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as St Pierre works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

St Pierre wriggles free and stands up.

A momentary lapse in concentration from St Pierre enables Ferguson to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. St Pierre manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Ferguson gets to his feet - St Pierre follows without any prompting.
St Pierre uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Ferguson has time to react.
St Pierre fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Ferguson is out of range.

Ferguson darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Ferguson trying to control from St Pierre's half guard. St Pierre has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a big right hand that misses.
Ferguson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Ferguson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Ferguson stops St Pierre from standing up.
St Pierre looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ferguson is one step ahead there.
Ferguson postures up in St Pierre's guard and throws a big left but St Pierre blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ferguson gets to his feet - St Pierre follows without any prompting.
St Pierre misses with a right hand

and Ferguson counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Ferguson.
Ferguson lands an uppercut.
Ferguson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt St Pierre or not.
A body shot lands from Ferguson.
Nice body punch from Ferguson - that landed with a thud.
Ferguson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
St Pierre letting Ferguson take a breather here.
Ferguson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
St Pierre takes a knee to the side of the body.
St Pierre looks gassed!
Ferguson lands a good knee to the midsection. St Pierre won't want to take too many of those.
Ferguson leaning against his opponent.
St Pierre is trying to break free.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson leaning against his opponent.
Ferguson lands a nice shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson lands with a right to the head.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. St Pierre lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ferguson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Ferguson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ferguson works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.
Ferguson is struggling to control the position.
St Pierre takes a knee to the side of the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
St Pierre on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ferguson digs a right hand underneath St Pierre's ribcage. St Pierre let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Ferguson stalls.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

St Pierre defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ferguson.

Ferguson gets a takedown into half guard.

Ferguson postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for St Pierre to stand up.
Ferguson changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. St Pierre tries to avoid it but Ferguson manages to keep hold of a leg and drag St Pierre to the ground. St Pierre escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson misses with a takedown
and St Pierre connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Ferguson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
St Pierre throws a lazy uppercut

and Ferguson counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in St Pierre's guard now.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Ferguson's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

St Pierre uses the cage to get back to his feet.

Ferguson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
St Pierre is trying to stand up here but Ferguson is controlling him well.
St Pierre is trying to maintain the position but Ferguson is very close to passing his half guard.
Ferguson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Ferguson connects with a nice short shot to St Pierre's temple.
Ferguson is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for St Pierre!
Ferguson landing strikes from the mount and St Pierre is in trouble!
St Pierre is in a horrible position here. Ferguson smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Ferguson.
St Pierre working to try and regain half guard.
St Pierre squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Ferguson misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
St Pierre's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Ferguson wants to control the pace but St Pierre is squirming around nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Ferguson raining down shots from the mount!
Ferguson misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Ferguson is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Ferguson lands a nice shot to the head.
St Pierre is desperately trying to improve his position but Ferguson has a good base and remains in mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ferguson raining down shots from the mount!
St Pierre taking shots to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Ferguson has a takedown stuffed.
St Pierre throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Ferguson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
St Pierre preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

St Pierre manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Ferguson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that St Pierre can do to turn this around?
St Pierre with a hook.

Ferguson scores a takedown into full mount!
St Pierre's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Pierre wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Ferguson.
St Pierre avoids a series of strikes thrown by Ferguson.
Ferguson lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
St Pierre is trying to stand up.
Ferguson scores with a couple of good head shots there.
St Pierre avoids a series of strikes thrown by Ferguson.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ferguson fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Ferguson lands with some vicious ground and pound - can St Pierre hang on?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson looking to ground and pound but St Pierre is blocking nicely.
Ferguson lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Ferguson landing strikes from the mount and St Pierre is in trouble!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ferguson lands with some strikes.
Ferguson fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Ferguson misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Ferguson working the ground and pound effectively.
St Pierre is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson unloading with bombs!
St Pierre is bucking up trying to escape but Ferguson cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The referee warns St Pierre that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Ferguson looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
George St Pierre has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
BOOM! Ferguson connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Ferguson landing strikes, looking to finish!

St Pierre is rocked!
Ferguson pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
St Pierre is still in real trouble! Can Ferguson finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ferguson connects with a bit shot that sees St Pierre covering up! More strikes from Ferguson and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Ferguson is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:01 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!