PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Cheeseburger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leonid Kulminator (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cheeseburger's entrance music is Lynyrd Skynrd-Simple Man. A fine choice. Kulminator comes into a darkened arena with his song building. ZZ-No way out kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Leonid Kulminator has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cheeseburger
vs
Kulminator

178 cm
19
170 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

175 cm
20
170 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Infliction Fight Gear
Zija International

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jimmy Cheeseburger!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Leonid Kulminator!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Hirohito Nitta and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheeseburger slow jab from Kulminator misses its intended target.
Cheeseburger misses with a takedown attempt - Kulminator sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cheeseburger throws a body punch but Kulminator moves out of range.
Kulminator avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cheeseburger swings for the body but Kulminator moves out of range.
Kulminator thuds his right hand into Cheeseburger's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Cheeseburger fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kulminator stuffs the takedown attempt from Cheeseburger. Cheeseburger gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jimmy Cheeseburger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cheeseburger throws a poor cross that misses
and Kulminator counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kulminator lands with a shot to the body.
Kulminator listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cheeseburger closes the distance looking to clinch
and Kulminator counters with a nice body shot.
Kulminator darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cheeseburger throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kulminator counters with a three punch combo that has Cheeseburger backing up. Cheeseburger nods at Kulminator to acknowledge the strikes.
Cheeseburger shoots and misses
and Kulminator counters with a leg kick.
Cheeseburger is breathing heavily.
Kulminator lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kulminator's corner calls for a 1-2. Kulminator obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Cheeseburger takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kulminator lands with a nice combination. Cheeseburger backs away looking to recover.

Cheeseburger is rocked!
Cheeseburger walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Oh Cheeseburger is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cheeseburger misses with a takedown attempt
and Kulminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Kulminator scores with a nice head shot.
Cheeseburger swings widly with a right hand
letting Kulminator counter with a right hand.
Kulminator takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cheeseburger tries for a takedown but Kulminator circles away easily
and Kulminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Kulminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cheeseburger moves away.
Cheeseburger seems to have got his legs back now.
A shot to the body from Cheeseburger misses
and Kulminator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cheeseburger falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kulminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Cheeseburger misses with a left hand
and Kulminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cheeseburger thinking.
Cheeseburger shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kulminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Kulminator lands a nice looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheeseburger falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kulminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Kulminator lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kulminator lunges at Cheeseburger with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Cheeseburger's hand.
Cheeseburger misses the body punch
and Kulminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cheeseburger thinking.
Cheeseburger on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cheeseburger with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kulminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Decent striking displayed by Kulminator there.
Kulminator stuns Cheeseburger with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jimmy Cheeseburger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kulminator lands a glancing blow to the side of Cheeseburger's head.
Nice body punch from Kulminator.
Kulminator scores with a hook to the body. Cheeseburger takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kulminator scores with a jab to the body.
Kulminator digs a good body shot into Cheeseburger's ribs.
Kulminator jabs at Cheeseburger's body.
Kulminator with a nice cross.
Cheeseburger throws a sloppy body shot
and Kulminator counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cheeseburger misses with a right hand
and Kulminator counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheeseburger throws a combination that misses
and Kulminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Cheeseburger misses with a double jab
and Kulminator counters with a left to the body.
Kulminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kulminator dips to his left and cracks Cheeseburger with an uppercut!
Cheeseburger is looking to wear down Kulminator with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cheeseburger throws a poor cross that misses
and Kulminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cheeseburger thinking.
Cheeseburger throws an off balance right hand
and Kulminator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cheeseburger throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Kulminator counter with a right hand.
Cheeseburger looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Cheeseburger misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Kulminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Cheeseburger with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kulminator counters with a left to the body.
Kulminator works the jab nicely.
Cheeseburger swings widly with a right hand
and Kulminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cheeseburger shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kulminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cheeseburger closes the distance looking to clinch
and Cheeseburger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cheeseburger with a poor takedown
letting Kulminator counter with a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kulminator lands with a cross.
Cheeseburger misses with a hook
and Kulminator counters with a left to the body.
Cheeseburger connects with a single shot there.
Kulminator cracks Cheeseburger with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Kulminator tests Cheeseburger's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cheeseburger misses with a takedown attempt
letting Kulminator counter with a right hand.
Kulminator punishes Cheeseburger's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cheeseburger with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Kulminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Cheeseburger tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Kulminator counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Cheeseburger shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Cheeseburger was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Cheeseburger throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Kulminator is squirming around, avoiding Cheeseburger's attempts to control the action.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cheeseburger is really struggling to control Kulminator but he's trying to hold on to the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leonid Kulminator dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Cheeseburger misses with a hook
and Kulminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cheeseburger swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Kulminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Cheeseburger tries to clinch but Kulminator moves away
enabling Kulminator to counter with a crisp jab.
Cheeseburger doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Kulminator lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cheeseburger misses with a lunging right hand
and Kulminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Cheeseburger misses with a hook to the body
and Kulminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Cheeseburger gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Kulminator counters with a right hand to the body.
Cheeseburger misses with a body punch
and Kulminator makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cheeseburger shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kulminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Cheeseburger throws a lazy uppercut
and Kulminator counters with a stiff right hand.
Cheeseburger misses with a takedown attempt
and Kulminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jimmy Cheeseburger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kulminator lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Cheeseburger misses with a combination
and Kulminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cheeseburger thinking.
Cheeseburger gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Kulminator counters with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab by Kulminator.
Cheeseburger with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kulminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Cheeseburger swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Kulminator counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cheeseburger thinking.
Cheeseburger walks into a left hand.
Kulminator changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cheeseburger misses with a lunging right hand
and Kulminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kulminator scores with a jab to the body.
Cheeseburger swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kulminator counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cheeseburger misses with a double jab
and Kulminator counters with a nice body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kulminator scores with a hook to the body. Cheeseburger takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cheeseburger swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kulminator counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cheeseburger misses with a body punch
and Kulminator connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cheeseburger misses the body punch
and Kulminator counters with a left to the body.
Cheeseburger misses with an uppercut
and Kulminator makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cheeseburger throws a right hand that misses
and Kulminator counters with a nice uppercut.
Cheeseburger takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Leonid Kulminator seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kulminator scores with a nice strike.
Kulminator has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kulminator fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kulminator scores with a body shot.
Kulminator connects with a nice looking jab.

Kulminator gets caught flat footed, as Cheeseburger shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheeseburger trying to control the position from guard on top but Kulminator is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kulminator keeping full guard, as Cheeseburger tries to pass.
Cheeseburger trying to control the position from guard on top but Kulminator is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cheeseburger is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Kulminator is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kulminator pushes a forearm under Cheeseburger's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Cheeseburger is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Leonid Kulminator!
Leonid Kulminator is the new welterweight champion!