PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Huge Loser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Clark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clark is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Uprising. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Loser
vs
Clark

180 cm
19
150 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

168 cm
18
150 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Prefers standup

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Huge Loser!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Clark!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clark throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Loser counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Clark misses with a double jab
and Loser counters with a series of strikes. Clark will be more careful next time no doubt.
Loser drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Clark throws an off balance right hand
and Loser counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Loser misses with a double jab.
A punch combination from Loser misses.
Clark takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Loser scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Clark throws a combination that misses
and Loser counters with a straight right hand.
Loser looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Loser swings for the body but Clark moves out of range.
Loser rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Clark moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Loser throws a series of punches but Clark moves out of range.
Clark misses with a double jab
and Loser counters with a right hand to the body.
Clark misses with a double jab.
Clark slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Loser lands with a good body shot.
Clark throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Loser counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A nice combination there by Clark.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loser on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Clark throws a combination that misses
and Loser counters with a nice body shot.
Clark misses with a double jab
and Loser counters with a one-two to the body.
Clark misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Clark!
Loser is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Loser rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Clark moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Loser misses with a body shot.
Clark throws a combination that misses
enabling Loser to counter with a crisp jab.
Clark falls off balance throwing a combination
and Loser counters with a nice body shot.
Clark misses with a combination
and Loser counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Loser lands with a good body shot.
Loser lands with a shot to the body.
Clark throws a combination that misses
and Loser counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Loser rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Clark moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clark dodges the punch combination from Loser.
A combination from Clark does no damage.
Loser dodges the punch combination from Clark.
Clark lands a nice shot to the body.
Clark falls off balance throwing a combination
and Loser cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Clark throws a combination that misses
and Loser counters with a left to the body.
Loser lands the left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Clark slips a jab and a cross from Loser.
Loser throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Clark.
Clark throws a poor cross that misses
and Loser counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Loser is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Clark misses with a double jab.
Clark throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Clark takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Clark throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Loser counters with a series of strikes. Clark will be more careful next time no doubt.
Loser misses with a few strikes there.
Loser gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Clark.
Loser is looking to wear down Clark with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loser misses with a wild body shot.
A combination from Clark does no damage.
Clark staying out of range there.
Clark misses with a wild combination.
Loser connects with a nice looking jab.
Loser takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Loser lands with a hook. Clark tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Loser fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Clark manages to avoid it.
Clark misses with a combination
and Loser counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Clark closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Sloppy strikes from Loser. Those never looked like landing.
Clark misses with a double jab
and Loser counters with a right hand to the body.
Loser is working the combinations to good effect here.
Loser throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Loser rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Clark moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clark looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Clark looks to score with a jab to the body but Loser is just out of range.
Loser is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Loser misses with a wild body shot.
Clark throws a nice looking combination but Loser bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Loser slips a jab and a cross from Clark.
Clark throws a big shot that misses.
Jack Clark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loser bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Loser is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Left hook, right uppercut from Clark.
Clark swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
No joy there for Loser, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Loser keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Clark takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Clark falls off balance throwing a combination
and Loser counters with a stiff right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loser will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Clark throws out a powerful jab.
Clark throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Loser counter with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Huge Loser dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Clark falls off balance throwing a combination
and Loser counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Clark misses with a combination
and Loser counters with a series of strikes. Clark will be more careful next time no doubt.
Clark throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Loser connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Loser throws a shot to the body.
Loser misses with a wild combination.
Clark lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Clark pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Loser connects with a right hand. Clark shakes it off.
Clark misses with a double jab
and Loser counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Clark thinking.
Loser dodges the punch combination from Clark.
Clark misses with a combination
and Loser counters with a stiff right hand.
Clark misses with a looping right.
Loser scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clark falls off balance throwing a combination
and Loser counters with a stiff right hand.
Huge Loser is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Clark misses with a hook. Loser ducked under it nicely.
Clark falls off balance throwing a combination
and Loser counters with a three punch combo that has Clark backing up. Clark nods at Loser to acknowledge the strikes.

Clark is rocked!
Loser throws a nice looking combination but Clark bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Loser misses with a two punch combination.
Loser dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Loser takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Clark throws the left hand but Loser avoids the punch easily.
Clark throws a combination that misses
and Loser counters with a straight right hand.
Loser scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Clark misses with a double jab
and Loser counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Clark is still on wobbly legs! Can Loser finish him?
Good standup being displayed there by Loser as he connects with a hook.
Clark throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Loser counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Loser misses with a two punch combination.
Clark feints a jab promting Loser to slip. Clark then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Loser slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Huge Loser is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clark throws a sloppy body shot
and Loser counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Loser does it's job there.
Loser cracks Clark with a hook to the temple - Clark is on wobbly legs here! Loser swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Clark falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Loser wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Huge Loser!