PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sum DumFuk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cumin Getsum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Cumin Getsum was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

DumFuk
vs
Getsum

185 cm
23
163 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

180 cm
25
165 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sum DumFuk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cumin Getsum!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Columbo Gatti and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DumFuk tries to clinch

so Getsum counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
DumFuk wants to get back to his feet but Getsum is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Getsum trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Getsum prevents DumFuk from getting back to his feet.
DumFuk keeping full guard, as Getsum tries to pass.

Getsum drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and DumFuk dives on top into guard.
DumFuk wants to stand but Getsum has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

Getsum looking for a guillotine here but DumFuk defends easily.

Getsum is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. DumFuk is aware though and is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Getsum has his foot on DumFuk's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. DumFuk works his way back into a safe position though.

Getsum looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
DumFuk wanted to stand there but Getsum had control of the position.

DumFuk has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Getsum to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! DumFuk is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Getsum pulls down on the head and he's put DumFuk to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Cumin Getsum!