PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ugga Bugga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Killer Queen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bugga's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Execution Style. Ugga Bugga could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Killer Queen's chin.

Bugga
vs
Queen

195 cm
21
220 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

175 cm
21
212 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ugga Bugga!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Killer Queen!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Queen bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Bugga regains half guard, as Queen was trying to land strikes.
Queen throws a strike but Bugga avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Bugga tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bugga is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Bugga working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queen.
Queenis looking to pass into half guard but Bugga pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Bugga is in guard.
Bugga seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Ugga Bugga has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Bugga fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bugga misses with a body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Bugga. Those never looked like landing.
Bugga is looking to clinch but Queen is avoiding it.
Queen gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ugga Bugga!