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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Biff Biffman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pamela Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biffman comes to the cage accompanied by One 24. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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178 lbs
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178 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 3 - 1, fighting out of New York, Biff Biffman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pamela Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Nard Betker and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Biffman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anderson manages to avoid it.
Biffman misses with a low kick.
Anderson tries to clinch there but Biffman circles away.
Biffman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A low kick from Anderson is predictable there
and Biffman counters with an inside leg kick.
Anderson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
It looks like Pamela Anderson has been cut.
A big left from Biffman misses.
Biffman looks to land a left hand but Anderson moved out of range nicely.
Biffman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anderson throws a jab when Biffman was well out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biffman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Anderson looks gassed!
Anderson throws a poor cross that misses
and Biffman counters with a nice kick to the body.
Biffman throws a sloppy head kick and Anderson moves out of range easily.
Biff Biffman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Anderson moves out of range as Biffman strikes.
Biffman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anderson.
Anderson slips a jab from Biffman.
Biffman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biffman scoring well with a low kick there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biffman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Biffman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Anderson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Biffman thumps Anderson with a low kick.
Biffman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pamela Anderson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anderson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A head kick misses from Biffman.
Anderson throws a body punch but Biffman moves out of range.
Biffman misses with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biffman throws a series of punches but Anderson moves out of range.
Biffman checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Biffman just misses with a punch to the body.
Anderson decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Anderson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Biffman does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Biffman is trying to maintain the position but Anderson is very close to passing his half guard.
Biffman wants to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
We're going to have a standup here because Biff Biffman wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Biffman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice uppercut lands for Anderson. That snapped Biffman's head back.
Biffman finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Biffman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Anderson is able to avoid easily.
Biffman is looking to wear down Anderson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Anderson ducks under a wild hook from Biffman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biff Biffman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Biffman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Biffman lands a nice looking kick to the body. Anderson takes a step back to recover.
Anderson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A low kick from Anderson misses
and Biffman counters with a stiff right hand.
Biffman throws a head kick that misses.
Biffman throws a leg kick
and Anderson counters with an outside leg kick.
Biffman scores with a hook to the body. Anderson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Biffman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Anderson is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Biffman.
Biffman scores with a jab to the jaw.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Anderson checks a leg kick.
Anderson looks to throw a body kick
and Biffman counters with a head kick. That will keep Anderson thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Biffman misses with a low kick.
Biffman misses with an uppercut.
Anderson misses with a body punch
and Biffman counters with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biffman misses with a body shot.
Biffman gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Anderson counters with a slapping leg kick.
Biffman misses with a body shot.
Anderson throws an off balance right hand
and Biffman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biffman checks a leg kick nicely.
Biffman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Anderson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Biffman tries to land a leg kick but Anderson saw it coming and moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Biffman both land. Nice combination.
Biffman throws a leg kick but Anderson checks it.
Biffman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Anderson's head.
That has opened up Pamela Anderson's cut even more.
Biffman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Biffman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Biffman lands a slapping body shot.
Anderson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Biffman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biffman throws a head kick that misses
and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand.
Anderson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A leg kick checked by Biffman.
Anderson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Biffman misses the jab.
Nice shot lands for Biffman.
The cut above Pamela Anderson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Biffman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Biffman scores with a nice head shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biff Biffman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Anderson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Biffman can pounce on him.
Biffman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Anderson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Anderson shoots in looking for a takedown. Biffman tries to sprawl out of it but Anderson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Biffman manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Biff Biffman is winning the standup battle so far.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biffman. Anderson does a little dance to reset his feet.
A chopping leg kick lands by Anderson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson blocks a jab.
Anderson feints and then cracks Biffman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Biffman down.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Biffman sprawls well. Biffman wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Anderson gets slowly back to his feet.
Anderson misses with a kick to the body
and Biffman counters with a nice leg kick.
Anderson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A low kick from Biffman is predictable there
and Anderson counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Anderson.
Biffman has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Anderson off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Biffman lands a glancing blow to the side of Anderson's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson fails with the takedown
and Biffman counters with a low kick, right behind Anderson 's knee.
Biff Biffman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pamela Anderson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anderson checks a leg kick.
Biffman throws a sloppy head kick and Anderson moves out of range easily.
Anderson wants to clinch.
Biffman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson misses with a looping right.
Anderson throws a leg kick
and Biffman counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Biffman blocks a leg kick.
Biffman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Anderson.
Anderson moves to clinch but Biffman breaks away
and Biffman counters with a left to the body.
Biffman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Anderson moves away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson misses with a straight left.
Biffman circles away from the clinch attempt
and Biffman counters with a nice leg kick.
Biffman pivots, looking for a leg kick but Anderson is out of range and Biffman settles back down.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice uppercut lands for Biffman. That snapped Anderson's head back.
Anderson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biff Biffman clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Biffman lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Biffman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Biffman thows a leg kick but Anderson checks it
and Anderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Biffman misses with a hook.
Biffman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Anderson shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Biffman defends it nicely.
Anderson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Biffman is fending him off so far but Anderson persists. Nope, Biffman circles away and we're back to standing.
Anderson is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson throws the kick towards the body but Biffman avoids it.
Biffman throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Anderson fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Biffman is out of range.
Anderson scores a takedown into full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anderson scores with a couple of good head shots there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biffman is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Anderson sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
A leg kick checked by Anderson.
Biffman connects with a leg kick. Anderson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Biffman drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Biffman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Anderson throws an off balance right hand
and Biffman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biffman works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pamela Anderson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Biffman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Anderson can do to turn this around?
Anderson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Biffman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Anderson. Anderson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Anderson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Biffman lands a jab to Anderson's midsection.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Biffman throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Anderson to counter with a crisp jab.
Anderson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biff Biffman had his way with Pamela Anderson in that round.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
The crowd cheers as Biffman lands an impressive looking overhand right. Anderson doesn't seem phased though.
Anderson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
An inside leg kick from Biffman misses.
Anderson shoots for a takedown but Biffman saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Anderson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Biffman counters with a nice body shot.
Anderson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Biffman.
Biffman misses with a hook. Anderson ducked under it nicely.
Anderson is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson looks for a takedown but Biffman sprawls well.
Biff Biffman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pamela Anderson.
Biffman throws a leg kick
and Anderson counters with a three punch combo that has Biffman backing up. Biffman nods at Anderson to acknowledge the strikes.
Anderson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Biffman. Biffman obviously looking to wear him down.
A clash of legs there as Anderson blocks the low kick.
Biffman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Anderson is looking to score with low kicks.
Biffman throws a wild body kick that Anderson sees coming a mile off.
Biffman throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biffman lands a leg kick that knocks Anderson off balance momentarily.
Biffman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Biffman lands a right hook to the body.
Biffman lands with a straight right. Anderson didn't see that one coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biffman throws a head kick that half lands.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pamela Anderson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Biff Biffman!
Biff Biffman is the new welterweight champion!
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