PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noah Walburn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Walburn is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Flirting with Disaster. This should be a great matchup!

Parker
vs
Walburn

178 cm
25
165 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

169 cm
27
165 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Noah Walburn!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Donatello Bradman and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker cracks the inside of Walburn's front leg.
Walburn throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Parker makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Parker lands a nice looking kick to the body. Walburn takes a step back to recover.
Parker throws a jab but it's blocked by Walburn.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker misses with a head kick.
Walburn lands with a nice body kick.
Parker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Walburn tries to clinch there but Parker circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Walburn throws a low kick but it's checked well by Parker.
Some wild striking there from Walburn.
A lazy body kick from Walburn
and Parker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Walburn misses with a low kick as Parker jumps back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Walburn manages to avoid it.
Parker darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Parker misses with a low kick.
A lazy body kick from Walburn
and Parker counters with a low kick, right behind Walburn 's knee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Parker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

so Walburn counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Walburn won't allow Parker to sweep him here.
Walburn must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Parker controlling the position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Peter Parker wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Walburn fails with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Peter Parker will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Parker misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parker thows a leg kick but Walburn checks it
and Walburn makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Walburn misses with a leg kick
and Walburn takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Parker misses with a low kick as Walburn jumps back.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Walburn slips a jab from Parker.
Parker takes a swing at Walburn's ribcage but misses.
Parker is looking to wear down Walburn with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Walburn is looking to clinch.
Parker throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walburn ducks right into an uppercut from Parker.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Parker throws a right hand that misses
and Walburn counters with a body kick that stops Parker in his tracks momentarily.
Parker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Walburn.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Parker throws a head kick that misses.
Parker cracks Walburn with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Parker lands a right hook to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Walburn has his takedown stuffed
letting Parker counter with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parker dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Parker scores with the left hand. Walburn knows he should have avoided that one.
Walburn tries to score a power double leg takedown but Parker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Walburn somewhat.
A jab from Parker finds it's way through Walburn's defenses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Walburn stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Parker.
Parker throws a push kick but Walburn slaps the foot to one side.
Parker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Walburn.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Parker throws a head kick that Walburn semi-blocks.
Parker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Parker throws a body punch but Walburn moves out of range.
Walburn throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Walburn bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Peter Parker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws a head kick but Walburn moves out of range.
Walburn shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Parker counters with a body kick.
Noah Walburn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A head kick by Parker misses
and Walburn counters with a low kick, right behind Parker 's knee.
Parker slaps away a takedown attempt from Walburn, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Peter Parker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Noah Walburn.
Parker jabbing away but nothing is landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Peter Parker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Parker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Peter Parker!