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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nike Adonis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Adonis might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Flight of the Valkyries. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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190 lbs
14 - 6 - 0 |
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196 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nike Adonis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Winston Howard and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Adonis avoids a punch combination nicely.
Adonis misses with a wild body shot.
Adonis lands a jab to Fuck Tito's midsection.
Fuck Tito takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Adonis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
Adonis misses with a head kick.
Adonis throws a leg kick
and Fuck Tito counters with a series of strikes that sends Adonis to the canvas! Fuck Tito follows down into guard, looking to finish the fight!
Adonis is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Fuck Tito is controlling him.
Fuck Tito postures up in Adonis's guard and throws a big left but Adonis blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Adonis avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fuck Tito trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fuck Tito must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Fuck Tito trying to control the position from guard on top but Adonis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Adonis is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Adonis is really struggling to control Fuck Tito but he's trying to hold on to the position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Fuck Tito being controlled here momentarily.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Nike Adonis wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Adonis swings away with a body shot that misses
and Fuck Tito counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Adonis misses with a hook. Fuck Tito ducked under it nicely.
Adonis will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fuck Tito throws a shot from downtown. Adonis moves away and avoids it.
Adonis misses with a combination
and Fuck Tito counters with a low kick, right behind Adonis 's knee.
Adonis slips a straight right by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Adonis misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuck Tito.
Adonis on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A low kick from Adonis misses
and Fuck Tito counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Adonis is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Adonis misses the body punch
and Fuck Tito scores with a counter punch that sends Adonis to the canvas! Fuck Tito smells blood - he's punishing Adonis with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Adonis has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck Fuck Tito!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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