PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bear Trapp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice comes into the arena with Hit em' Up blaring out of the sound system. Trapp has chosen I'm Coming Home as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Slice
vs
Trapp

225 cm
30
277 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

202 cm
26
275 lbs
13 - 12 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kimbo Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bear Trapp!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice digs a good body shot into Trapp's ribs.
Slice cracks a nice hook into Trapp's ribs.
Trapp throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Slice's waist but Slice gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Trapp off to one side.
Slice stuffs the takedown attempt from Trapp. Trapp gets slowly back to his feet.
Trapp checks the leg kick.
Good shot there by Slice.
Trapp shoots in and drives through. Slice sprawls well.
Kimbo Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bear Trapp.
Slice stalks Trapp and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Trapp's face. Trapp staggers backwards, shaken.
Trapp shoots in but no luck this time.
Bear Trapp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trapp is trying hard to land a takedown here. Slice sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Trapp with a poor takedown
and Slice counters with a two punch combo.
Trapp looks gassed!
Trapp shoots in but no luck this time.
Slice lets loose with a powerful body kick. Trapp will feel that in the morning.
Trapp has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Slice.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slice lands with a nice combination. Trapp backs away looking to recover.
Trapp walks into a stiff left hand from Slice.
Slice really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Slice misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice works the jab nicely.
Trapp shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Trapp takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Trapp is rocked!
Slice fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Trapp out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Kimbo Slice!