PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler The Gay One (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bateman
vs
The Gay One

189 cm
19
206 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

185 cm
27
213 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tyler The Gay One!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shirou Masuda and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman avoids the head kick by The Gay One.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a nice body shot.
The Gay One throws a leg kick
and Bateman counters with an outside leg kick.
The Gay One throws a lazy head kick
and Bateman counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. The Gay One is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The Gay One tries a low kick but Bateman avoids it.
Bateman misses with a low kick as The Gay One jumps back.
The Gay One turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
The Gay One throws a lazy head kick
and Bateman counters with a head kick. That will keep The Gay One thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a straight right hand.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Bateman.
The Gay One throws a solid leg kick but Bateman takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The Gay One.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Gay One.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses
and Bateman counters with a big head kick but The Gay One shrugs it off.
The Gay One throws a lazy head kick
and Bateman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The Gay One throws a lazy head kick
and Bateman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Gay One looks gassed!
A head kick by The Gay One misses
and Bateman counters with a series of strikes. The Gay One will be more careful next time no doubt.
The Gay One gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Bateman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
A head kick by The Gay One misses
and Bateman counters with a flying knee. Nice.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Bateman.
Bateman throws a right and a left that The Gay One avoids nicely.
Bateman throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bateman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
A head kick by The Gay One misses
and Bateman counters with a head kick. That will keep The Gay One thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Nice cross by Bateman.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Bateman.
The Gay One slips a jab and a cross from Bateman.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a thumping low kick.
Bateman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A head kick from Bateman lands but The Gay One takes it in his stride.
Tyler The Gay One seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bateman chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Gay One keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bateman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Bateman. That snapped The Gay One's head back.
Bateman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Gay One was well out of range. Poor timing from Bateman.
A leg kick checked by The Gay One.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with an outside leg kick.
Bateman lands a nice looking body shot.
Bateman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bateman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bateman scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman misses with a two punch combination.
No joy there for Bateman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bateman throws a quick inside leg kick.
The Gay One takes a kick to the side of the head.
Bateman lands a jab to the nose.
Bateman connects with a high kick.
Bateman misses with a head kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick by The Gay One misses
and Bateman counters with a leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
Bateman throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Gay One.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Bateman dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

A head kick by The Gay One misses
and Bateman counters with a stiff right hand.
A head kick by The Gay One misses
and Bateman counters with a nice body kick.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. The Gay One is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The Gay One throws a lazy head kick
and Bateman counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bateman wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A head kick misses from Bateman.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but The Gay One might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bateman has got the better of the exchanges.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
A head kick by The Gay One misses
and Bateman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Bateman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bateman connects with an inside leg kick.
The Gay One is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
A low kick from The Gay One misses
and Bateman counters with a low kick, right behind The Gay One 's knee.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses.
Bateman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Gay One can do to turn this around?
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Bateman.
Bateman paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bateman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bateman misses with a head kick.
Bateman stuns The Gay One with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses
and Bateman counters with a leg kick.
Patrick Bateman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bateman tries a head kick but it misses.
Bateman throws a nice head kick!
Bateman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
Bateman has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Bateman goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
The Gay One motions for Bateman to come forward. The Gay One throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman misses with a head kick.
The Gay One throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bateman counters with a lovely shot to the body.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Bateman.
The Gay One misses with the body kick
and Bateman counters with a head kick.
Bateman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Bateman.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
The Gay One throws a lazy head kick
and Bateman counters with a low kick, right behind The Gay One 's knee.
The Gay One's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
A head kick by The Gay One misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman works over The Gay One's head and body with a nice combination.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a thumping low kick.
Bateman misses the shot to the body.
Bateman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
A low kick from The Gay One is predictable there
and Bateman counters with a head kick. That will keep The Gay One thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Bateman throws a right and a left that both miss.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slow jab from Bateman misses its intended target.
Bateman goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Bateman dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
The Gay One throws a push kick but Bateman slaps the foot to one side.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a nice leg kick.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Gay One attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bateman misses with a head kick.
The Gay One throws a lazy body kick
and Bateman counters with a head kick. That will keep The Gay One thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
The Gay One takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bateman misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Bateman.
The Gay One misses with a head kick.
Bateman connects with an inside leg kick.
Bateman misses with a body shot.
Bateman cracks the inside of The Gay One's front leg.
The Gay One lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bateman throws a chopping leg kick but The Gay One manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bateman.
The Gay One throws a leg kick
and Bateman counters with a thumping low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
A head kick by The Gay One misses
and Bateman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Patrick Bateman is winning the standup battle so far.
The Gay One uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bateman.
Bateman tries a head kick but it misses.
The Gay One misses with a leg kick
and Bateman counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bateman misses with a body shot.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a big head kick but The Gay One shrugs it off.
Bateman thuds a left hand into The Gay One's body.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Gay One blocks a head kick by Bateman.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses
and Bateman counters with a leg kick.
A head kick by The Gay One misses
and Bateman counters with a head kick.
Bateman thumps The Gay One with a low kick.
Bateman is looking to wear down The Gay One with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bateman throws a head kick but The Gay One moves out of range.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses.
The Gay One throws a sloppy head kick
and Bateman counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. The Gay One is lucky that one didn't land flush.
The Gay One on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bateman. Bateman obviously looking to wear him down.
Bateman lands a nice leg kick that just misses The Gay One's sensitive parts.
Bateman lands with a nice combination. The Gay One backs away looking to recover.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman lands with a slapping head kick.
Bateman throws a sloppy head kick and The Gay One moves out of range easily.
Bateman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses.
The Gay One avoids the head kick by Bateman.
The Gay One throws a head kick that misses
and Bateman counters with a head kick.
Bateman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bateman swings for the body but The Gay One moves out of range.
Tyler The Gay One has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Patrick Bateman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bateman cracks The Gay One with a right hand to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Patrick Bateman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bateman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:25
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:25
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Patrick Bateman!