PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Albert Einstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Malcolm Winner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Einstein's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Angra - Mystery Machine. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Einstein
vs
Winner

185 cm
25
272 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

215 cm
22
288 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Albert Einstein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Malcolm Winner!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Einstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Einstein connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Einstein bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Albert Einstein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Einstein throws a series of punches but Winner moves out of range.
Winner lands a jab-cross combination.

It looks like Albert Einstein has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Winner looks to score with a jab to the body but Einstein is just out of range.
Winner loads up on a big right hand but Einstein slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Einstein misses with a body shot.
Winner misses with a left hand
and Einstein counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Winner dips to his left and cracks Einstein with an uppercut!
A solid body kick from Einstein.
Winner looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Einstein throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Einstein throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Einstein throws a lazy uppercut
and Winner counters with a stiff right hand.
Einstein misses with a body kick.
Einstein misses with a combination
and Winner counters with an outside leg kick.
Einstein cracks Winner with an open hand slap.
Einstein lands a high kick!

It looks like Malcolm Winner has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Winner misses with a lunging right hand
and Einstein cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A decent looking cross lands there for Einstein.
Winner drops his hands momentarily and Einstein needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Winner just on the top of the head. Winner drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Winner - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Albert Einstein!