PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Graham Cracker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darth Fedor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cracker comes to the ring accompanied by Time Bomb by Rancid. Darth Fedor is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Cracker
vs
Fedor

195 cm
20
195 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

189 cm
22
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Graham Cracker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Darth Fedor!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Lou da Vinci and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cracker checks a low kick from Fedor.
Fedor misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Graham Cracker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cracker just misses with a punch to the body.
Fedor scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Cracker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cracker throws a right hand that Fedor ducks under and follows up with a left that Fedor also avoids with ease.
Cracker misses with a low kick.
A swing and a miss from Fedor.

Cracker rushes Fedor and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Fedor tries to pull guard but Cracker holds him up against the ropes and eventually Fedor drops back down to his feet.

Cracker lands a takedown into guard.
Cracker knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Fedor on the ground.
Fedor keeping moving, preventing Cracker from controlling successfully.

Fedor has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Cracker can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Fedor escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Cracker gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fedor tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Cracker wants to pass the guard but Fedor is keeping the position.
Cracker passes into half guard.
Cracker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Fedor keeps working.
Fedor tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Cracker has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
BOOM! Cracker connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Fedor really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Cracker tries to control but Fedor wriggling away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fedor sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Fedor wants to get back to full guard.
Cracker is nestled in close to Fedor, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The fighters are battling for position here. Fedor manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Fedor working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cracker doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Fedor is tightening it up a little... Cracker has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Cracker reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Cracker taps out! nice BJJ there by Fedor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Darth Fedor!