PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Holla Back (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abel Khan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Khan has chosen Fuckin' In The Bushes as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Abel Khan was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Back
vs
Khan

190 cm
30
262 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

200 cm
22
275 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Holla Back!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Abel Khan!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Khan misses with a shot to the body
and Khan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Khan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Back moves away.
Khan takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Khan throws a right hand that misses
and Back counters with a nice body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Khan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Back was well out of range. Poor timing from Khan.
Khan misses with a double jab.
Khan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Back manages to avoid it.
Khan throws a poor cross that misses
and Khan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Abel Khan has been cut.
A thudding body kick lands there by Back!
Khan looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Back lands a left and a right that send Khan crashing to the mat, dazed. Back thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Back shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Khan throws a poor cross that misses
and Back counters with a stiff right hand.

That has opened up Abel Khan's cut even more.
Khan takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Khan misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Back cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Back throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Back misses with a hook
and Khan counters with a straight right hand.
Khan misses with a hook to the body

and Back counters with a nice right hand that sends Khan toppling to the canvas! Khan scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Back finish him?!

The cut above Abel Khan's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Khan showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Back.
Khan keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Back.
Back throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Back fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Khan is out of range.
Back ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Khan moves away.
Back tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Khan blocks a leg kick.
Khan throws a looping overhand right but Back ducks down to avoid it.
Back throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Khan misses with a lunging right hand
and Back counters with a nice body kick.
Khan throws a lazy uppercut
and Back counters with a head kick.
Back ducks right into an uppercut from Khan.
Back tries to bum rush Khan with a series of wild strikes but Khan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Khan works over Back's head and body with a nice combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Khan swings away with a body shot that misses
and Back counters with a left to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Back tried to score with a low kick but Khan checks it.
Back swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Khan listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A thudding body kick lands there by Back!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Back tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Khan lands a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Holla Back dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Abel Khan's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Khan swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Back connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Left hook, right uppercut from Back.
Khan throws a right hand that misses
letting Back counter with a right hand.

Abel Khan's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Back throws a one two combo.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Abel Khan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Holla Back!