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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elliot Ness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piet Snot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snot has chosen Lil Wayne - Drop the World as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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23
245 lbs
13 - 6 - 0 |
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185 cm
27
265 lbs
15 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Elliot Ness!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Piet Snot!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shigeki Sano and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snot misses with a double jab
and Ness counters with a body kick.
Snot misses with an uppercut
and Ness counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Snot buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Piet Snot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ness with a nice cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snot throws a lazy uppercut
and Ness counters with an inside leg kick.
Snot throws a body kick the misses
and Ness counters with a straight right hand.
Snot throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ness counters with a nice uppercut.
Ness moves into range and clinches up with Snot.
Ness lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Snot has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Ness uses from the top position.
Snot avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Ness has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Ness throws and elbow that misses. Snot uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Ness's guard. Nice move by Snot!
Ness keeping moving, preventing Snot from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snot postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Ness keeping full guard, as Snot tries to pass.
Ness trying to control the position.
Snot stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ness swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ness looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Ness pulls Snot in close to prevent any damage.
Snot's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Elliot Ness has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Snot shoots in for a takedown but Ness shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Ness tries to score with a low kick but Snot moves his leg out of the way.
Snot misses with a left hand
and Ness counters with a nice low kick that buckles Snot's knee momentarily.
Ness misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ness ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice shot lands for Ness.
Snot scores with a leg kick.
Ness throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Snot stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Snot looks gassed!
Snot lands a jab to Ness's midsection.
Snot throws a lazy uppercut
and Ness counters with a head kick. That will keep Snot thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Snot dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ness. That did some damage!
Ness checks the leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ness tries to clinch up but Snot circles away and keeps his distance.
Ness lands a leg kick that knocks Snot off balance momentarily.
Ness fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Snot on the side of the head.
Ness is looking to chop away at Snot's legs.
Snot walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ness checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A telegraphed right hand from Ness misses the target.
Snot shoots and misses
and Ness counters with a nice kick to the body.
Snot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ness tries to clinch there but Snot circles away.
Ness lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ness tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ness tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Snot shoots in but Ness avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Elliot Ness has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piet Snot.
Ness swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Snot misses with a right hand
and Ness counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snot misses the body punch
and Ness counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ness cracks Snot with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Snot tries for a takedown but Ness circles away easily
and Ness makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Snot swats away the attempt to clinch by Ness.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ness - that will leave a mark!
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Ness throws a head kick that Snot semi-blocks.
A low kick from Snot is predictable there
and Ness cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ness thuds his shin into the meat of Snot's side.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snot has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ness.
Ness throws a shot to the body.
Ness fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Snot to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Snot looks to clinch but Ness throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Snot taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Elliot Ness!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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