PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dim Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mir comes to the cage accompanied by Big Pimpin. Dim Mir has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Mir
vs
are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour

190 cm
23
170 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

175 cm
26
175 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Powerful

Chainsaw Shack - dress for less

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dim Mir!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Open your legs and give me an hour fails with the takedown
and Open your legs and give me an hour takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Open your legs and give me an hour throws a sloppy head kick
and Mir counters with a one-two to the body.
Open your legs and give me an hour tries for a takedown but Mir circles away easily
and Mir counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Open your legs and give me an hour thinking.
Mir connects with a body shot that sends Open your legs and give me an hour's belly button to the back.
Mir lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A jab from Mir finds it's way through Open your legs and give me an hour's defenses.
Open your legs and give me an hour dodges the punch combination from Mir.
Mir lands a jab-cross combination.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Mir!
Open your legs and give me an hour has his takedown stuffed
and Mir connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dim Mir has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour.
Mir scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Open your legs and give me an hour takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mir plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
A solid body kick from Mir.
Open your legs and give me an hour misses with a takedown
and Mir counters with an inside leg kick.
Open your legs and give me an hour has his takedown stuffed
and Mir counters with a two punch combo.
Open your legs and give me an hour looks gassed!
Mir displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Open your legs and give me an hour misses with a takedown attempt
and Mir counters with a two punch combo.
Open your legs and give me an hour shoots and misses
and Mir counters with a two punch combo.
Mir plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

Open your legs and give me an hour is rocked!
Mir is working the combinations to good effect here.
Mir lands with a right and another and another! Open your legs and give me an hour is in big trouble! Mir lands again and this time it's lights out for Open your legs and give me an hour! A quality knockout there for Mir.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dim Mir!
Dim Mir retains his welterweight title!