PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Humpy Dumpy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Coca Cola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Dumpy
vs
Cola

190 cm
26
275 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

200 cm
26
280 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Humpy Dumpy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Coca Cola!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Paulsen Ambrosius and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumpy throws a head kick that half lands.
Dumpy lands a leg kick that knocks Cola off balance momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A solid body kick from Dumpy.
Cola looks gassed!
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
An inside leg kick lands from Dumpy.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dumpy.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dumpy - that will leave a mark!
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Cola crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dumpy - the referee stops the clock and Cola gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dumpy. Cola manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
A solid body kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy thuds his shin into the meat of Cola's side.
Cola throws a head kick but Dumpy moves out of range.
Dumpy connects with a solid leg kick.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
Humpy Dumpy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cola misses with a head kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Dumpy. Cola shrugs it off though.
Cola takes a kick to the side of the head.
Cola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cola throws a leg kick but Dumpy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dumpy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cola throws the kick towards the body but Dumpy avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Dumpy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
Cola misses with a kick to the body.
Cola walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Cola misses with a body kick.
Dumpy thumps Cola with a low kick.
Cola on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cola throws a body kick that misses.
Cola goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dumpy scores with a spinning back kick!
A head kick misses from Dumpy.
Dumpy looks to throw a body kick
and Cola counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dumpy's knee momentarily.
Cola misses with a kick to the body.
Dumpy moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Cola misses with a leg kick.
Dumpy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cola's head.
Dumpy misses with a head kick.
Cola throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick and Cola moves out of range easily.
Dumpy looks to land a body kick but Cola moved away.
Cola throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dumpy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dumpy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cola's head.
Dumpy moves out of range of the body kick.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy misses with a head kick.
Cola moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cola.
Cola throws a leg kick that misses.
Cola tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cola throws a wild body kick that Dumpy sees coming a mile off.
Good leg kick by Dumpy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cola blocks a leg kick.
Cola throws a half hearted mid kick.
Good leg kick by Dumpy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
Dumpy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cola bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Cola scores with a head kick. Dumpy tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Dumpy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Cola counters with an inside leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cola.
Cola throws a wild body kick that Dumpy sees coming a mile off.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy tries a low kick but Cola avoids it.
Dumpy misses with a leg kick
and Cola counters with a nice leg kick.
Dumpy throws a head kick but Cola moves out of range.
Cola misses with a body kick.
Cola throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dumpy throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Cola lands with a kick to the temple. Dumpy shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dumpy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cola's sensitive parts.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cola tries a head kick but it misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cola.
Cola tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cola's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dumpy!
Dumpy throws a head kick but Cola moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cola is looking to land body kicks.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dumpy.
Cola throws a sloppy head kick and Dumpy moves out of range easily.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a wild body kick that Cola sees coming a mile off.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cola misses with a kick to the body.
Dumpy avoids the head kick by Cola.
Dumpy throws the kick towards the body but Cola avoids it.
Dumpy looks for the body kick but Cola saw that one coming.
Cola looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dumpy throws a push kick but Cola slaps the foot to one side.
Cola throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dumpy tries to land a front kick but Cola steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dumpy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cola is looking to land body kicks.
Cola misses with a body kick.
Dumpy throws the kick towards the body but Cola avoids it.
Cola throws a head kick that misses.
Dumpy misses with a head kick.
Dumpy throws the kick towards the body but Cola avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Humpy Dumpy dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dumpy blocks a head kick by Cola.
Dumpy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dumpy.
Dumpy tries a head kick but it misses.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Cola has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Dumpy.
Dumpy moves out of range of the body kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Cola might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Dumpy has got the better of the exchanges.
Dumpy moves out of range of the leg kick from Cola.
Cola bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Dumpy throws a head kick that Cola semi-blocks.
Dumpy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Humpy Dumpy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Cola throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cola.
Cola avoids a kick to the body.
Dumpy avoids a kick to the body.
Dumpy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Dumpy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Humpy Dumpy is winning the standup battle so far.
Cola throws a push kick but Dumpy slaps the foot to one side.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cola throws a push kick but Dumpy slaps the foot to one side.
Dumpy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cola moves out of range of the body kick from Dumpy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cola scores with a nice body kick.
Dumpy blocks the body kick.
Cola scores with a push kick.
Dumpy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dumpy tried to score with a low kick but Cola checks it.
Dumpy checks a low kick from Cola.
Cola tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy throws a head kick but Cola moves out of range.
Dumpy blocks a leg kick.
Dumpy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cola.
Cola misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Cola misses with a kick to the body.
Dumpy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cola looks for the body kick but Dumpy saw that one coming.
Dumpy lands a front kick.
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick and Cola moves out of range easily.
Cola looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cola's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cola throws a sloppy head kick and Dumpy moves out of range easily.
Dumpy throws a front kick that sends Cola stumbling back into the ropes.
Dumpy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cola pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cola throws a head kick that misses.
Crunch! Dumpy slams his shin into Cola's torso.
Dumpy delivers a nice body kick.
A head kick misses from Cola.
Dumpy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cola.
Dumpy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice body kick from Cola.
Cola throws a wild body kick that Dumpy sees coming a mile off.
Dumpy moves out of range of the leg kick from Cola.
Dumpy throws a push kick but Cola slaps the foot to one side.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy moves out of range of the body kick from Cola.
Nice body kick from Cola.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
Cola will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dumpy takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dumpy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cola can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Cola has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy lands with a slapping head kick.
Cola lands a head kick. Dumpy smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dumpy throws the kick towards the body but Cola avoids it.
Cola throws a head kick but Dumpy moves out of range.
Dumpy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dumpy goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Cola lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cola scores with a kick to the body.
Cola throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dumpy connects with an inside leg kick.
Dumpy pushes Cola away with a front kick.
Dumpy avoids a kick to the body.
Dumpy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Dumpy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dumpy moves out of range of the body kick from Cola.
Cola keeps Dumpy at a distance using the push kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy throws a nice head kick!
Dumpy throws a leg kick but Cola moved away.
Cola tries a head kick but it misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dumpy.
Cola blocks the body kick.
Cola throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dumpy takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Dumpy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cola's head.
Dumpy throws a body kick the misses
and Cola counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Dumpy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Dumpy is looking to land body kicks.
Cola lands a head kick!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cola lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dumpy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dumpy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cola moves out of range of the body kick.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Cola moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cola throws a head kick that misses.
Cola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cola avoids a kick to the body.
Cola goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cola throws a chopping leg kick but Dumpy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Humpy Dumpy dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Dumpy moves out of range as Cola throws a body kick.
Cola avoids the head kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy lands with a kick to the temple. Cola shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dumpy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cola checks it well.
Dumpy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dumpy tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Cola.
Dumpy throws a push kick but Cola slaps the foot to one side.
Good work by Dumpy as he checks the leg kick.
Dumpy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cola.
Cola throws a wild body kick that Dumpy sees coming a mile off.
Cola misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cola misses with a kick to the body.
A solid body kick from Dumpy.
Cola stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy scores with a head kick. Cola tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cola throws a wild body kick that Dumpy sees coming a mile off.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cola blocks the body kick.
Dumpy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Cola looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
Cola throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dumpy!
Dumpy scores with a push kick.
Cola moves out of range as Dumpy throws a body kick.
Cola throws a push kick but Dumpy slaps the foot to one side.
Cola takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Cola throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cola shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cola avoids the head kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Dumpy avoids a kick to the body.
Dumpy cracks the inside of Cola's front leg.
Cola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dumpy moves out of range of the leg kick from Cola.
Cola chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cola takes a kick to the side of the head.
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cola misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dumpy tries to land a front kick but Cola steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cola moves out of range of the body kick from Dumpy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cola lands with a slapping head kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cola.
Dumpy lands with a kick to the temple. Cola shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dumpy is looking to land body kicks.
Cola throws a wild body kick that Dumpy sees coming a mile off.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
Cola scores with a nice body kick.
Cola goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cola lands with a nice body kick.
Dumpy misses with a head kick.
Cola looks for the body kick but Dumpy saw that one coming.
Cola goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cola avoids a kick to the body.
Cola pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cola tries a head kick but it misses.
Dumpy throws a head kick that half lands.
Dumpy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cola misses with a body kick.
Dumpy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cola goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy checks a low kick from Cola.
Cola tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cola throws a front kick aimed at Dumpy's knee but Dumpy avoids it well.
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dumpy.
Dumpy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dumpy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dumpy misses with a head kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Dumpy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Cola throws a push kick but Dumpy slaps the foot to one side.
Cola moves out of range as Dumpy throws a body kick.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
Cola tries a low kick but Dumpy avoids it.
Dumpy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cola.
Dumpy is looking to slow Cola down with leg kicks.
Dumpy fakes the leg kick and cracks Cola in the body.
Dumpy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cola avoids the head kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dumpy crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Cola - the referee stops the clock and Dumpy gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Cola. Dumpy manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Dumpy.
Cola throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dumpy throws a lazy head kick
and Cola counters with a nice leg kick.
Dumpy blocks the body kick.
Dumpy throws a leg kick which misses Cola's front leg but catches the back leg as Cola tries to avoid it.
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dumpy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dumpy blocks the body kick.
Dumpy lands a high kick!
Cola tries a head kick but it misses.
Dumpy throws a body kick that misses.
Dumpy checks a leg kick.
Dumpy tries to land a front kick but Cola steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dumpy throws the kick towards the body but Cola avoids it.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses
and Cola counters with a nice body kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cola lands with a nice body kick.
Cola looks to land a body kick but Dumpy moved away.
Cola blocks the body kick.
That kick from Cola tenderised Dumpy's leg. Dumpy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cola throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dumpy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Humpy Dumpy clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Cola looks to land a body kick but Dumpy moved away.
Cola looks to land a body kick but Dumpy moved away.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dumpy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Cola counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Dumpy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Cola throws a head kick that misses.
Dumpy blocks a head kick by Cola.
Cola moves out of range as Dumpy throws a body kick.
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick and Cola moves out of range easily.
That kick from Dumpy tenderised Cola's leg. Cola is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dumpy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dumpy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cola throws the kick towards the body but Dumpy avoids it.
Dumpy is looking to land body kicks.
Cola throws a head kick but Dumpy moves out of range.
Dumpy tries a head kick but it misses.
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Cola misses with an attempted mid kick.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Cola lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dumpy takes a step back to recover.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Cola.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cola misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cola chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dumpy can pounce on him.
Dumpy blocks a head kick by Cola.
A head kick misses from Dumpy.
Cola moves out of range of the body kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy moves out of range as Cola throws a body kick.
Dumpy throws a wild body kick that Cola sees coming a mile off.
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dumpy lands a head kick. Cola smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Cola throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Cola looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cola tries to land a front kick but Dumpy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dumpy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cola misses with a head kick.
Cola on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Cola looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dumpy blocks a head kick by Cola.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
Cola throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy lands a front kick.
Dumpy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
A head kick misses from Cola.
Dumpy checks a leg kick.
Dumpy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cola is looking to score with low kicks.
Dumpy misses with a head kick.
Cola throws a sloppy head kick and Dumpy moves out of range easily.
Dumpy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cola fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dumpy checks it well.
Dumpy blocks the body kick.
Dumpy blocks the body kick.
Dumpy lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Cola takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A decent looking body kick lands there for Cola.
Dumpy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cola is looking to land body kicks.
Cola throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dumpy lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good leg kick by Cola there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dumpy tries to land a front kick but Cola steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cola dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dumpy. That did some damage!
Cola throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
Cola tries a head kick but it misses.
Cola misses with a low kick.
Dumpy throws a head kick that half lands.
Dumpy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dumpy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Cola throws a push kick but Dumpy slaps the foot to one side.
Cola throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cola throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dumpy.
Dumpy delivers a nice body kick.
Cola does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy avoids the head kick by Cola.
Cola throws a low kick but Dumpy avoids it.
Cola throws a leg kick but Dumpy sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick from Dumpy.
Cola blocks the body kick.
Dumpy blocks a head kick by Cola.
Dumpy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cola misses with a body kick.
Dumpy connects with a solid leg kick.
Cola lands with a kick to the temple. Dumpy shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dumpy.
Cola tries a head kick but it misses.
Dumpy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dumpy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cola throws a head kick that misses.
Cola has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dumpy.
Cola is looking to land body kicks.
Cola has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cola. That did some damage!
Cola looks for the body kick but Dumpy saw that one coming.
Cola looks to land a body kick but Dumpy moved away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a leg kick which misses Cola's front leg but catches the back leg as Cola tries to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Humpy Dumpy had his way with Coca Cola in that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Dumpy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cola avoids a kick to the body.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
Cola throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Dumpy checks a low kick from Cola.
Cola throws a low kick, looking for Dumpy's leg but Dumpy calmly moves out of range.
Cola scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cola moves out of range of the strikes.
Dumpy moves out of range of the body kick from Cola.
Dumpy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cola's head.
Cola throws a low kick but Dumpy moves out of range easily.
Dumpy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cola misses with a kick to the body.
Cola throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cola scores with a leg kick.
Dumpy takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Dumpy moves out of range of the body kick from Cola.
Cola is looking to land body kicks.
Crunch! Dumpy slams his shin into Cola's torso.
Cola lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dumpy's sensitive parts.
Dumpy looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumpy tries to land a front kick but Cola steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Cola crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dumpy - the referee stops the clock and Cola gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dumpy. Cola manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Dumpy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Cola counters with a head kick. That will keep Dumpy thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Dumpy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Cola counters with a head kick.
Cola scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dumpy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cola avoids the head kick by Dumpy.
Cola throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cola misses with a leg kick.
Cola tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cola avoids the head kick by Dumpy.
Cola chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dumpy misses with the body kick
and Cola counters with a nice body kick.
Cola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dumpy throws a wild body kick that Cola sees coming a mile off.
Cola throws a push kick but Dumpy slaps the foot to one side.
A head kick misses from Cola.
Dumpy keeps Cola at a distance using the push kick.
Dumpy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cola throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Coca Cola has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Humpy Dumpy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cola has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cola avoids the head kick by Dumpy.
Cola finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dumpy moves out of range of the body kick from Cola.
Dumpy lands a leg kick that knocks Cola off balance momentarily.
Cola tries a head kick but it misses.
Dumpy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Dumpy explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Dumpy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dumpy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dumpy lets loose with a powerful body kick. Cola will feel that in the morning.
Dumpy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cola.
Dumpy bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Dumpy explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cola walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick and Cola moves out of range easily.
Dumpy tries a head kick but it misses.
Dumpy scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cola.
Dumpy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dumpy throws a quick inside leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dumpy!
Dumpy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cola.
Cola throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cola takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Dumpy throws a nice head kick!
A head kick misses from Cola.
Dumpy lands a high kick!
Good leg kick by Dumpy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dumpy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cola if he has to take too many more of those.
Dumpy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cola's sensitive parts.
Dumpy lands a high kick!
A solid body kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy scores with a spinning back kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dumpy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dumpy pushes Cola away with a front kick.
Dumpy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Dumpy connects with an inside leg kick.
Dumpy lands a nice looking body kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dumpy. That's going to slow Cola down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Cola crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dumpy - the referee stops the clock and Cola gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dumpy. Cola manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Dumpy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Cola walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dumpy.
Cola takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dumpy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dumpy.
Cola steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dumpy. That one must have hurt.
Cola sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A clash of legs there as Dumpy blocks the low kick.
Dumpy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Cola takes a step back to recover.
Cola takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Dumpy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cola's head.
Dumpy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Cola steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dumpy. That one must have hurt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cola takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Cola has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dumpy.
Both fighters circling a little - Dumpy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Dumpy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dumpy lands a high kick!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dumpy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Humpy Dumpy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dumpy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight for Humpy Dumpy!
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight for Humpy Dumpy!
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight for Humpy Dumpy!

Humpy Dumpy wins by unanimous decision!
Humpy Dumpy retains his super heavyweight title!