PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brian Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penn's entrance music is Go To Church. A fine choice. Patrol has chosen monster - Kanye West as his entrance music. The key to victory for Brian Penn has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Penn
vs
Patrol

185 cm
23
179 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

183 cm
30
177 lbs
14 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful

ParalLAX

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brian Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penn punishes Patrol's body with a nice straight punch.
Penn misses the shot to the body.
Penn misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Patrol.
Penn lands a jab.

Patrol shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Patrol looking to finish Penn with some ground and pound. This is bad for Penn!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Patrol looking to ground and pound but Penn is blocking nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
You get the feeling that Penn really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Patrol punching from mount but Penn doing a good job of avoiding damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Patrol landing strikes from the mount and Penn is in trouble!
Patrol putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Patrol has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
You get the feeling that Penn really doesn't like being in this position too much.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol working the ground and pound effectively.
Patrol punishing his opponent with strikes.
Patrol takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Patrol thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Patrol looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

Penn is rocked!
Patrol postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Penn in real trouble here! The ref calls for Penn to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boner Patrol!