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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butt Plug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Kallelainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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294 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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295 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butt Plug!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kalle Kallelainen!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kallelainen lands with a good body shot.
Good work by Plug as he checks the leg kick.
Kallelainen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kallelainen is looking to land body kicks.
Kalle Kallelainen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kallelainen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Plug.
Plug tries to work over Kallelainen's front leg with a kick but Kallelainen checks it.
Kallelainen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Plug was well out of range. Poor timing from Kallelainen.
Kallelainen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A cross from Plug lands.
Kallelainen misses with a straight left.
Plug drops his hands momentarily and Kallelainen takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nice defenses there by Plug.
Kallelainen throws a lazy body kick
and Plug makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kallelainen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Plug manages to avoid it.
Plug throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kallelainen wants to slow Plug down by chopping away at his legs.
Plug takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kallelainen misses with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Plug, right into the meat.
Kallelainen looks gassed!
Kallelainen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Plug.
Kallelainen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Plug lands with a good body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Plug scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kallelainen in his tracks.
Plug connects with an inside leg kick.
Plug listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Plug misses with a hook.
Kallelainen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Plug lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kallelainen's sensitive parts.
Plug uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Plug misses with a straight left.
Plug with a hook.
Plug throws a body kick that misses.
Plug throws a body punch but Kallelainen moves out of range.
Plug jabs Kallelainen right on the nose. Kallelainen blinks but takes it well.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Plug slips a jab from Kallelainen.
Plug scores with a shot to the body.
Plug lands a nice shot to the body.
Kallelainen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kallelainen ducks under a wild hook from Plug.
Kallelainen drops his hands momentarily and Plug takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Plug.
Kallelainen tries to score with a low kick but Plug moves his leg out of the way.
Plug moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kallelainen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kallelainen thows a body shot but no joy.
Kallelainen is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Plug rather than just go for the knockout.
Plug checks a leg kick.
Kallelainen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Plug cracks the inside of Kallelainen's front leg.
Plug tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kallelainen throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Plug moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nice shot by Plug.
Kallelainen walks into a stiff left hand from Plug.
Kallelainen throws a head kick but Plug moves out of range.
Kallelainen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kallelainen ducks right into an uppercut from Plug.
Kallelainen is rocked!
Plug throws a looping overhand right but Kallelainen ducks down to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Kallelainen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Plug bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kallelainen's head.
Kallelainen is still on wobbly legs! Can Plug finish him?
Plug misses with a looping left.
Kallelainen seems to have recovered his senses.
Plug cracks Kallelainen with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Plug throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kallelainen drops his hands momentarily and Plug takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Plug swings for the body but Kallelainen moves out of range.
Plug fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kallelainen checks it well.
Kallelainen slips under a jab.
Plug throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Plug throws the left hand but Kallelainen avoids the punch easily.
Kallelainen tries to score with a low kick but Plug moves his leg out of the way.
Kallelainen misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from Plug misses its intended target.
Kallelainen closes the distance and clinches.
Kallelainen is trying to force a seperation but Plug has the dominant position.
Plug blocks an elbow strike.
Kallelainen tries to circle away but Plug has him pinned against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kallelainen lands an uppercut.
Plug takes a shot to the head.
Plug is looking to control Kallelainen's arms but Kallelainen gets an underhook and turns him. Now Plug has his back to the cage.
Kallelainen stalling the fight.
Plug has Kallelainen pressed against the cage, preventing Kallelainen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Plug lands a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kallelainen misses with an elbow strike.
Kallelainen scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kallelainen lands with a short shot to the head.
Plug scores with a hook to the body.
Kallelainen taking a breather.
Kallelainen throws an elbow that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Kallelainen is trying to break free.
Plug cracks Kallelainen with a nice body shot.
Plug manages to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Butt Plug dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Plug throws a right hand that Kallelainen ducks under and follows up with a left that Kallelainen also avoids with ease.
Kallelainen misses with a low kick.
Plug fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kallelainen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kallelainen moves out of range as Plug strikes.
Plug swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Plug scores with the left hand. Kallelainen knows he should have avoided that one.
Kallelainen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Plug.
Plug swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kallelainen.
Plug looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Plug lands a slapping body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kallelainen.
Kallelainen is looking to land body kicks.
Kallelainen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Plug throws a hook but Kallelainen avoids it easily.
Kallelainen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kallelainen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Plug.
Kallelainen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Plug.
Kallelainen throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Plug throws a good cross that connects.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Plug pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kallelainen is out of range and Plug settles back down.
Kallelainen misses with a low kick.
Plug avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kallelainen turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick misses from Kallelainen.
Plug ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Plug is looking to slow Kallelainen down with leg kicks.
Kallelainen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Plug sizes up Kallelainen with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Kallelainen looks to land a body kick but Plug moved away.
A jab from Kallelainen misses.
Plug lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Plug lands a slapping body shot.
Kallelainen walks into a jab.
Plug ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kallelainen moves away.
Kallelainen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Plug misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kallelainen.
Kallelainen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Plug.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Plug takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Plug ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kallelainen moves away.
Kallelainen looks to land a body kick but Plug moved away.
Plug throws a hook but Kallelainen blocks it.
Butt Plug is winning the standup battle so far.
Kallelainen throws a front kick aimed at Plug's knee but Plug avoids it well.
Kallelainen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Plug tries to clinch but Kallelainen moves out of range.
A big left from Kallelainen misses.
Plug fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kallelainen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Plug throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Plug lands with a cross.
Kallelainen throws a lazy right hand but Plug sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Plug lands with a kick to the temple. Kallelainen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Kallelainen checks the leg kick nicely there.
Plug walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kallelainen checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Nice cross by Kallelainen.
Nice defenses there by Kallelainen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kallelainen ducks under a wild hook from Plug.
Plug walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A big right from Kallelainen misses.
Plug clobbers Kallelainen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kallelainen misses with an attempted mid kick.
Plug takes a jab right on the kisser.
Plug throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Kallelainen misses with a low kick.
Plug on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kallelainen. Kallelainen obviously looking to wear him down.
Kallelainen's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Plug throws a jab but it's blocked by Kallelainen.
Plug misses with a wild body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Kallelainen.
Kallelainen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Plug throws a low kick, looking for Kallelainen's leg but Kallelainen calmly moves out of range.
Plug slips a straight right by Kallelainen.
Plug slips under a jab from Kallelainen.
A jab from Plug misses.
Kallelainen checks a low kick from Plug.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kallelainen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kallelainen misses with a leg kick.
Kallelainen slips a jab from Plug.
Kallelainen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kallelainen moves out of range as Plug strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A lazy left from Plug finds it's target.
Plug misses with a body shot.
Kallelainen lands a body shot.
Kallelainen is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Plug tests Kallelainen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kallelainen throws a low kick but it's checked well by Plug.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Plug ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kallelainen throws a push kick but Plug slaps the foot to one side.
Plug jabs Kallelainen right on the nose. Kallelainen blinks but takes it well.
Kallelainen lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Plug keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Butt Plug dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Plug thows a body shot but no joy.
Plug lands a nice looking body shot.
Kallelainen takes a swing at Plug's ribcage but misses.
Kallelainen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Plug.
Kallelainen listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kallelainen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Plug.
Plug misses with a body shot.
Plug fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kallelainen manages to avoid it.
Kallelainen finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Plug fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Plug lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kallelainen throws a head kick but Plug moves out of range.
Kallelainen throws a body kick that misses.
Plug avoids the head kick by Kallelainen.
Kallelainen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Plug scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Plug lands with a hook. Kallelainen tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Plug misses the jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Plug throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Plug looks to score with a jab to the body but Kallelainen is just out of range.
Good leg kick by Kallelainen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nice uppercut there from Kallelainen.
Kallelainen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Plug scores with a jab to the body.
A solid body kick from Kallelainen.
Kallelainen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Plug feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kallelainens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Plug throws a head kick that misses.
Kallelainen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Plug lands a slapping body shot.
Kallelainen darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kallelainen misses the shot to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Plug.
Kallelainen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Plug lands with a slapping head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Plug wants to clinch.
Kallelainen throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Kallelainen connects with a solid leg kick.
Plug ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Plug tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Plug cracks a nice hook into Kallelainen's ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body kick there by Kallelainen.
Plug looks to score with a jab to the body but Kallelainen is just out of range.
Kallelainen scores with a push kick.
Plug takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kallelainen walks into a straight right hand from Plug.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kallelainen.
A jab from Kallelainen misses.
Kallelainen tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kallelainen gets tackled into the cage by Plug. Plug maintains the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Plug lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Kallelainen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Plug prevents a body shot from Kallelainen.
Plug stalls.
Plug is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kallelainen is keeping busy.
A right hand to the body from Plug.
Kallelainen misses with some punches.
Kallelainen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Plug is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kallelainen being controlled against the cage.
Kallelainen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kallelainen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kallelainen lands a left hand.
Kallelainen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Plug backwards.
Kallelainen lands with a light punch inside.
Kallelainen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Plug throws a body punch but Kallelainen moves out of range.
Kalle Kallelainen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kallelainen punishes Plug's body with a nice straight punch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kallelainen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Plug has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Plug and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A leg kick checked by Plug.
Plug throws a shot from downtown. Kallelainen moves away and avoids it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Plug throws out a powerful jab.
Kallelainen throws a leg kick that misses.
A leg kick checked by Kallelainen.
Butt Plug is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kallelainen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Kalle Kallelainen.
I think Plug has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Butt Plug!
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