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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Aaron The Nerd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tj Noons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aaron The Nerd is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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171 lbs
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162 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Aaron The Nerd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tj Noons!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Nerd throws a right and a left that both miss.
The Nerd looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
The Nerd misses with a right hand
and Noons counters with a nice uppercut.
The Nerd tries to bum rush Noons with a series of wild strikes but Noons uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The Nerd throws a left and a right that both miss
and Noons counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Noons fails to land with a series of punches.
The Nerd misses with a wild combination.
Noons lands a right hook to the body.
Noons moves into the clinch.
The Nerd managing to block the knees to the body from Noons.
Noons dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Noons is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Nerd is defending well for now.
Noons displaying some good clinch control by pressing The Nerd up against the cage.
Noons breaks the clinch.
Noons moves into range and clinches up with The Nerd.
Noons scores with a shoulder strike.
Noons lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noons working The Nerd over with knees to the body.
Noons unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Noons landing knees to the body.
Noons scores with a shoulder strike.
Noons breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Noons lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Nerd walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Noons lands a nice shot that snaps The Nerd's head back.
Noons misses with a looping right.
Noons pushes The Nerd up against the cage in a clinch.
Noons goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Noons.
The Nerd on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Noons.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Noons throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but The Nerd blocks it with crossed arms.
Noons stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noons lands an elbow inside.
Noons breaks from the clinch.
The Nerd looks to land a combination but Noons avoids it well.
Noons lands an overhand right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Noons.
Noons misses with a kick to the body.
The Nerd throws a right hand that Noons ducks under and follows up with a left that Noons also avoids with ease.
Noons pushes The Nerd up against the cage in a clinch.
Noons utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Noons lands a damaging elbow.
Noons breaks from the clinch.
Noons uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before The Nerd has time to react.
Noons looks to land a left hand but The Nerd moved out of range nicely.
Noons cracks The Nerd with a right hand to the side of the head.
Noons throws a right hand that The Nerd ducks under and follows up with a left that The Nerd also avoids with ease.
Good leg kick by Noons there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Noons lands a lovely overhand right.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noons swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Noons lands a nice hook to The Nerd's body. The Nerd takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Noons showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Nerd.
Noons scores with a nice right hand.
Noons misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Noons avoids a punch combination nicely.
Noons darts in and clinches The Nerd up against the cage.
Noons lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Noons.
Noons misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The Nerd.
Noons lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Noons lands a knee to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noons trying to land knees to the body.
Noons escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Noons throws a one two combo.
Noons misses with a double jab.
Noons stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Noons swings for the body but The Nerd moves out of range.
The Nerd takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Noons misses with a wild body shot.
The Nerd takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Noons lands a lovely overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Noons fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Nerd looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Noons pushes The Nerd up against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tj Noons dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
The Nerd swinging wildly here.
Noons avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Nerd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noons.
Tj Noons seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Nerd avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Nerd takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Good standup being displayed there by Noons as he connects with a hook.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Noons, right into the meat.
Noons lands a slapping body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Noons.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Noons throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noons throws a body punch but The Nerd moves out of range.
The Nerd checks a leg kick.
Noons throws a hook but The Nerd blocks it.
Noons lets loose with a powerful body kick. The Nerd will feel that in the morning.
Noons moves in looking to clinch but The Nerd pushes him off.
Noons tries to clinch up but The Nerd circles away and keeps his distance.
Noons tries to clinch up but The Nerd circles away and keeps his distance.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Noons. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Noons wants to clinch.
Noons feints and then cracks The Nerd's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow The Nerd down.
Noons throws a good cross that connects.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noons tries to clinch up.
Noons throws a big shot that misses.
Noons moves into the clinch.
Noons's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Noons fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Noons lands with a kick to the ribs.
Noons cracks The Nerd with a good jab.
Noons with a jab.
The Nerd ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Noons throws a nice outside leg kick.
The Nerd circles away from the clinch attempt.
Noons throws a lazy right hand but The Nerd sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Nerd has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Noons.
Noons throws a head kick that misses.
Noons jabs The Nerd to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Noons scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Noons lands with a hook. The Nerd tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Noons clinches up with The Nerd and pushes him back against the cage.
The Nerd swings wildly with an uppercut but Noons uses good head movement to avoid it.
Noons looking to slow down the pace here.
Noons has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Noons breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Noons tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Nerd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Noons lunges at The Nerd with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by The Nerd's hand.
The Nerd takes a jab right on the kisser.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noons takes the fight into the clinch.
Noons breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice uppercut there from Noons.
The Nerd swats away the attempt to clinch by Noons.
Noons moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A big right from Noons misses.
The Nerd looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Noons lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Nerd walks into a stiff left hand from Noons.
A nice leg kick lands there from Noons.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Noons just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tj Noons showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! The Nerd's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
A punch combination from The Nerd misses.
Noons throws a right and a left that The Nerd avoids nicely.
Noons fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt The Nerd.
The Nerd misses with a combination
and Noons counters with a nice body kick.
Noons comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A punch combination from Noons misses.
The Nerd takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Noons lands a right hook to the body.
Noons scores with the left hand. The Nerd knows he should have avoided that one.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Noons misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Nerd.
Noons connects with the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Nerd ducks under a wild hook from Noons.
The Nerd is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Noons bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Nerd's head backwards.
Noons scores with a sloppy right hand. The Nerd should have avoided that one.
The Nerd takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Noons misses the shot to the body.
Noons throws out a powerful jab.
Noons fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Noons scores with a kick to the body.
Noons scores with a jab to the jaw.
The Nerd fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Noons dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Noons fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Nerd manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Nerd is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Noons.
The Nerd slips under a jab from Noons.
Noons scores with a leg kick.
Noons swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Noons tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Nerd paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Noons.
Noons takes a swing at The Nerd's ribcage but misses.
Noons lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Noons moves in looking to clinch but The Nerd pushes him off.
Noons moves into range and connects with a jab.
Noons tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Nerd was well out of range. Poor timing from Noons.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noons just misses with a punch to the body.
The Nerd walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Noons looks to score with a jab to the body but The Nerd is just out of range.
Noons tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Nerd was well out of range. Poor timing from Noons.
The Nerd will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Noons tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Nerd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Noons scores with a hook.
The Nerd throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Noons.
The Nerd moves forwards but Noons connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A left lands for Noons.
The Nerd checks a low kick from Noons.
Noons darts in and clinches The Nerd up against the cage.
The Nerd takes an elbow to the forehead.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Noons.
Noons breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The Nerd tries to bum rush Noons with a series of wild strikes but Noons uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Good leg kick by Noons there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Nerd throws a hook to the side of Noons's head but Noons sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Nerd takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The Nerd ducks under a wild hook from Noons.
The Nerd swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Nerd takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Nerd moves forwards but Noons connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Noons scores with a body shot.
Aaron The Nerd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tj Noons is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Nerd has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Nerd there as he acknowledges the shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tj Noons comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Noons has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tj Noons!
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energy
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hype
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