PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ultimate Warrior (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Father Frottage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Warrior comes to the cage accompanied by Korn-Freak on a leash. This should be a great matchup!

Warrior
vs
Frottage

186 cm
29
211 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

200 cm
19
218 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ultimate Warrior!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Father Frottage!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Daniel Cesar and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Warrior doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Frottage decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Warrior's guard.
Frottage wants to control from the top but Warrior keeps moving.
Frottage throws a big right hand that misses.
Frottage trying to control the position from guard on top but Warrior is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Frottage with a flurry of punches that miss.
Warrior is controlling Frottage's posture.

Warrior is looking to sinch up a triangle. Frottage throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Warrior's body to avoid the submission. Warrior has instead reached around Frottage's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Warrior arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Ultimate Warrior!