PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sergey Aleksandrovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyehate Condoms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Condoms has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Aleksandrovich
vs
Condoms

190 cm
21
184 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

188 cm
23
194 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Fast

Lightning Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sergey Aleksandrovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eyehate Condoms!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aleksandrovich misses with a lunging right hand
and Condoms counters with an inside leg kick.
Condoms goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Condoms cracks Aleksandrovich with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Aleksandrovich misses with an uppercut
and Condoms counters with an outside leg kick.
Aleksandrovich throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Condoms avoids the body shot from Aleksandrovich.
Aleksandrovich lands a jab.
Aleksandrovich throws a hook but Condoms avoids it easily.
Aleksandrovich throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Condoms counters with a nice leg kick.
Condoms throws a head kick that misses.
Condoms throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Aleksandrovich moves out of range as Condoms throws a body kick.
Aleksandrovich misses with a lunging right hand
and Condoms counters with a slapping leg kick.
Condoms throws a series of punches but Aleksandrovich moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Aleksandrovich throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Condoms's corner calls for a 1-2. Condoms obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Aleksandrovich misses with the combination.
Condoms takes one to the chin there.

It looks like Eyehate Condoms has been cut.
Aleksandrovich throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Condoms counters with a head kick.
Condoms throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Aleksandrovich swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Aleksandrovich fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Some wild striking there from Condoms.
Aleksandrovich misses the body punch
and Condoms counters with an inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Condoms uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Aleksandrovich.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms throws a head kick but Aleksandrovich moves out of range.
Condoms fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Aleksandrovich fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Condoms on the side of the head.
Aleksandrovich loads up on a big right hand but Condoms slips the punch.
Aleksandrovich throws out a loose jab but Condoms uses good head movement to avoid it.
Condoms swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Aleksandrovich throws a lazy uppercut
and Condoms counters with a leg kick.
Aleksandrovich works Condoms's body with a nice hook.
Condoms slips under a jab.
Aleksandrovich throws a right and a left that both miss.
Aleksandrovich takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Aleksandrovich fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sergey Aleksandrovich seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Aleksandrovich there.
Aleksandrovich throws a lazy uppercut
and Condoms counters with a body kick that stops Aleksandrovich in his tracks momentarily.
Aleksandrovich's corner calls for a 1-2. Aleksandrovich obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Aleksandrovich avoids the head kick by Condoms.
Condoms misses with a double jab.
Aleksandrovich throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Condoms.
Aleksandrovich throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fighters circling - Aleksandrovich throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Condoms is looking to score with low kicks.
A telegraphed right hand from Aleksandrovich misses the target.
A big right from Aleksandrovich misses.
Aleksandrovich throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Condoms counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Aleksandrovich missing with a left hand there. Condoms was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aleksandrovich ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Condoms moves away.
Aleksandrovich's corner calls for a 1-2. Aleksandrovich obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aleksandrovich misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A slow jab from Aleksandrovich misses its intended target.
Condoms defending well as Aleksandrovich loads up on a big left hand.
Condoms misses with a kick to the body.
Condoms just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Aleksandrovich. Condoms does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice uppercut lands for Condoms. That snapped Aleksandrovich's head back.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Aleksandrovich tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Condoms was well out of range. Poor timing from Aleksandrovich.
Aleksandrovich takes a swing at Condoms's ribcage but misses.
Aleksandrovich rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Condoms counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sergey Aleksandrovich dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyehate Condoms's cut.
That's time! Aleksandrovich's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Condoms avoids the body shot from Aleksandrovich.
Condoms steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Aleksandrovich.
Aleksandrovich throws a right hand that misses
and Condoms counters with a nice body kick.
Aleksandrovich misses with a right hand
and Aleksandrovich takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Aleksandrovich misses with a lunging right hand
and Condoms counters with a straight right hand.
Aleksandrovich swings widly with a right hand
and Condoms counters with a straight right hand.
Condoms on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Condoms.
Condoms misses with a leg kick.
Aleksandrovich throws a right hand that misses
letting Condoms counter with a right hand.
Condoms misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Condoms slips under a jab.
Aleksandrovich throws a big shot that misses.
Eyehate Condoms is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aleksandrovich swings widly with a right hand
and Condoms counters with a good, hard body kick but Aleksandrovich shrugs it off.
Aleksandrovich is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Condoms.
Condoms takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Aleksandrovich throws a nice looking combination but Condoms bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The fighters circle momentarily. Condoms darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Condoms lands a two punch combo.
Condoms throws a solid leg kick but Aleksandrovich takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Condoms.
Aleksandrovich misses with a looping right.
Aleksandrovich loads up on a big right hand but Condoms slips the punch.
Aleksandrovich rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Condoms counters with a slapping leg kick.
Aleksandrovich misses with an uppercut
and Condoms makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Aleksandrovich looks to land a combination but Condoms avoids it well.
Condoms lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Aleksandrovich circles away quickly and effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms misses with a double jab.
Condoms uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Aleksandrovich.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Aleksandrovich checks a leg kick.
Condoms throws out a loose jab but Aleksandrovich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Aleksandrovich looks to throw the jab but Condoms is out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Condoms avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Condoms uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Aleksandrovich.
Condoms throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A jab from Aleksandrovich misses.
Aleksandrovich is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Condoms misses with the combination.
Condoms loads up on a big right hand but Aleksandrovich slips the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Condoms gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Aleksandrovich.
No joy there for Aleksandrovich, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Aleksandrovich throws an off balance right hand
and Condoms counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice straight punches there by Aleksandrovich. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Aleksandrovich.
Condoms staying out of range there.
Aleksandrovich tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Condoms was well out of range. Poor timing from Aleksandrovich.
Aleksandrovich throws a looping overhand right but Condoms ducks down to avoid it.
Condoms throws a front kick that sends Aleksandrovich stumbling back into the cage.
Condoms uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Aleksandrovich.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Condoms - that will leave a mark!
Aleksandrovich throws the left hand but Condoms avoids the punch easily.
Condoms throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Condoms throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Aleksandrovich throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Condoms lands with an uppercut that bounces Aleksandrovich off the cage and back into rage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Aleksandrovich. Condoms does a little dance to reset his feet.
Condoms jabs at Aleksandrovich's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Condoms lands a nice leg kick that just misses Aleksandrovich's sensitive parts.
Aleksandrovich misses with a left hand
and Condoms counters with an outside leg kick.
Condoms throws a series of punches but Aleksandrovich avoids them all with ease.
Condoms scores with a sloppy right hand. Aleksandrovich should have avoided that one.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Aleksandrovich checks a leg kick.
Aleksandrovich throws a looping overhand right but Condoms ducks down to avoid it.
Aleksandrovich showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Condoms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Eyehate Condoms will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Eyehate Condoms's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!

A jab from Aleksandrovich does it's job there.
Condoms avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A big left from Aleksandrovich misses.
Aleksandrovich fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Condoms throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Aleksandrovich on the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Condoms.
Aleksandrovich waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Condoms.
Aleksandrovich throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Condoms counters with a two punch combo.
Aleksandrovich throws a lazy uppercut
and Condoms counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Aleksandrovich showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Condoms.
Condoms uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Aleksandrovich.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aleksandrovich swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Aleksandrovich looks to land a right hand but Condoms moved out of range.
Aleksandrovich slips a jab and a cross from Condoms.
Condoms slips under a jab from Aleksandrovich.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Condoms.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Aleksandrovich dodges the punch combination from Condoms.
Aleksandrovich throws a sloppy body shot
and Condoms counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Aleksandrovich misses with a left hand
and Condoms counters with a low kick, right behind Aleksandrovich 's knee.
Aleksandrovich misses with a looping right.
A nice inside leg kick there by Condoms. That's going to slow Aleksandrovich down.
Aleksandrovich lands a jab to the head.
Aleksandrovich connects with a body shot.
Sergey Aleksandrovich is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aleksandrovich throws a jab when Condoms was well out of range.
Aleksandrovich misses with a body shot.
Aleksandrovich throws a hook but Condoms blocks it.
Condoms moves out of range of the strikes.
Condoms takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Condoms looks to land a body kick but Aleksandrovich moved away.
No joy there for Aleksandrovich, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Aleksandrovich misses with a shot to the body
and Condoms finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Condoms keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Aleksandrovich throws a lazy right hand but Condoms sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Aleksandrovich misses with a hook to the body
and Aleksandrovich takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Condoms connects with a jab.
Condoms fails to land with a series of punches.
Aleksandrovich bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Aleksandrovich is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Condoms.
Condoms throws a series of punches but Aleksandrovich avoids them all with ease.
Aleksandrovich moves out of range of the body kick from Condoms.
Condoms throws a head kick that misses.
Aleksandrovich swings widly with a right hand
and Condoms counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Aleksandrovich swings widly with a right hand
and Condoms counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Aleksandrovich looks to land a left hand but Condoms moved out of range nicely.
Aleksandrovich throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Aleksandrovich misses with a hook to the body
and Condoms counters with a low kick, right behind Aleksandrovich 's knee.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Aleksandrovich misses its intended target.
Aleksandrovich throws a lazy right hand but Condoms sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jab from Condoms.
Condoms throws a low kick, looking for Aleksandrovich's leg but Aleksandrovich calmly moves out of range.
Condoms staying out of range there.
Condoms lands a jab-cross combination.
Aleksandrovich will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Aleksandrovich misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Condoms.
Aleksandrovich takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aleksandrovich stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Condoms.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Condoms takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Good work by Aleksandrovich as he checks the leg kick.
Condoms lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Aleksandrovich backs up against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Sergey Aleksandrovich.
Well Aleksandrovich has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sergey Aleksandrovich!