PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Parameshwar Jolokia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kamiyashi Suzuki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jolokia's entrance music is Dimmu Borgir - The Mourning Palace. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Jolokia
vs
Suzuki

203 cm
21
219 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

186 cm
22
217 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Parameshwar Jolokia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kamiyashi Suzuki!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Illya Tyunina and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suzuki throws a right hand that misses
and Jolokia counters with a stiff right hand.
Suzuki throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jolokia makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Suzuki really felt that one!
Kamiyashi Suzuki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Suzuki misses with a double jab
enabling Jolokia to counter with a crisp jab.
Suzuki throws a right and a left that Jolokia avoids nicely.
Suzuki on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jolokia. Jolokia obviously looking to wear him down.
Suzuki ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jolokia moves away.
Suzuki takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Suzuki misses with a shot to the body
and Jolokia cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Suzuki scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Suzuki misses with a lunging right hand
and Jolokia counters with a head kick. That will keep Suzuki thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Suzuki misses with a left hand
and Jolokia counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jolokia throws out a loose jab but Suzuki uses good head movement to avoid it.
Suzuki throws a jab but it's blocked by Jolokia.
Suzuki throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jolokia fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jolokia misses with a head kick.
Suzuki throws a combination that misses
and Jolokia counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Jolokia wants to slow Suzuki down by chopping away at his legs.
Suzuki lands a right hook to the body.
Jolokia throws a nice inside leg kick.
Suzuki pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jolokia is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Suzuki looks to score with a jab to the body but Jolokia is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia throws a right hand that Suzuki ducks under and follows up with a left that Suzuki also avoids with ease.
Jolokia bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jolokia connects with a solid leg kick.
Jolokia lands with a nice combination. Suzuki backs away looking to recover.
Suzuki throws a right hand that misses
and Jolokia counters with a right hand to the body.
Suzuki misses with a jab to the body
and Jolokia counters with an inside leg kick.
Jolokia pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Suzuki throws an off balance right hand
and Jolokia counters with a thumping low kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jolokia slips under a jab.
Jolokia listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jolokia moves in looking to clinch but Suzuki pushes him off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Suzuki ducks under a wild hook from Jolokia.
Jolokia takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jolokia tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Suzuki was well out of range. Poor timing from Jolokia.
Suzuki blocks a head kick by Jolokia.
Suzuki throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jolokia counters with a good, hard body kick but Suzuki shrugs it off.
Suzuki misses with an uppercut
and Jolokia counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Suzuki walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jolokia jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Suzuki throws a lazy uppercut
and Jolokia counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Suzuki works Jolokia's body with a nice hook.
Jolokia is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia avoids the body shot from Suzuki.
Jolokia throws a shot from downtown. Suzuki moves away and avoids it.
Jolokia throws a head kick that misses
and Suzuki counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jolokia keeps Suzuki at a distance using the push kick.
Jolokia bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Suzuki's head.
Suzuki swings for the body but Jolokia moves out of range.
Suzuki lands the left hand.
Jolokia throws a body punch but Suzuki moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jolokia connects with an inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Suzuki fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jolokia on the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Parameshwar Jolokia dominated that round.
That's time! Jolokia's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Suzuki tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Suzuki misses with a hook
and Jolokia counters with a nice body kick.
A shot to the body from Suzuki misses
and Jolokia counters with a nice body shot.
Suzuki misses with a right hand
and Jolokia counters with a head kick. That will keep Suzuki thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Suzuki swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jolokia looks to score with a jab to the body but Suzuki is just out of range.
Suzuki drops his hands momentarily and Jolokia takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Suzuki throws a nice looking combination but Jolokia bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick by Suzuki misses
and Jolokia counters with a straight right hand.
No joy there for Suzuki, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Suzuki takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suzuki throws an off balance right hand
and Jolokia counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Suzuki is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Suzuki throws a sloppy body shot
and Jolokia counters with a head kick. That will keep Suzuki thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Suzuki throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jolokia counters with a good low kick that Suzuki was not able to check.
Suzuki misses with a body shot
and Jolokia counters with a nice low kick that buckles Suzuki's knee momentarily.
Suzuki rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jolokia makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Suzuki throws an off balance right hand
and Jolokia counters with an outside leg kick.
Jolokia keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Parameshwar Jolokia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Suzuki swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jolokia connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Suzuki shoots in for a double leg but Jolokia sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Jolokia throws out a powerful jab.
Suzuki throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jolokia makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Suzuki is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Suzuki's head.
Suzuki misses with a hook to the body
and Jolokia counters with a low kick, right behind Suzuki 's knee.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Suzuki ducks right into an uppercut from Jolokia.
Suzuki throws a lazy uppercut

and Jolokia counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Jolokia wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A head punch on the inside from Jolokia fails to land.
Jolokia struggles to land a body shot inside as Suzuki controls his hands.
Jolokia pushes Suzuki back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Jolokia.

Jolokia manages to break the clinch.
Jolokia throws a series of punches but Suzuki avoids them all with ease.
Suzuki misses with a double jab.
Jolokia connects with a high kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suzuki punishes Jolokia's body with a nice straight punch.
Suzuki throws a body kick the misses
and Jolokia counters with a nice leg kick.
Jolokia throws a head kick but Suzuki moves out of range.
A jab from Jolokia does it's job there.
Suzuki lands a really nice looking cross but Jolokia seems unphased.
Suzuki misses with a hook
and Jolokia counters with an outside leg kick.
Suzuki misses with a body shot
and Jolokia counters with a nice leg kick.
Suzuki misses with a lunging right hand
and Jolokia counters with a nice uppercut.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Jolokia - that will leave a mark!
Suzuki takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia lands a leg kick that knocks Suzuki off balance momentarily.
Suzuki throws a predictable looking body shot
and Jolokia counters with a nice low kick that buckles Suzuki's knee momentarily.
Suzuki throws a poor cross that misses
and Jolokia counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Suzuki has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jolokia lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jolokia uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Suzuki.
Jolokia takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Suzuki has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jolokia.
Nice body kick from Jolokia.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jolokia lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jolokia wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Parameshwar Jolokia is winning the standup battle so far.

Suzuki scores with a takedown into Jolokia's guard.
Jolokia wants to stand up but Suzuki is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Parameshwar Jolokia dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Suzuki keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Suzuki throws a poor cross that misses
and Jolokia counters with a good low kick that Suzuki was not able to check.
Suzuki throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Jolokia counters with a straight right hand.
Suzuki throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Jolokia makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Suzuki really felt that one!
Jolokia loads up on a big right hand but Suzuki slips the punch.
Jolokia lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jolokia scores with a hook.
Suzuki throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Suzuki takes a swing at Jolokia's ribcage but misses.
Suzuki misses with a lunging right hand
and Jolokia counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suzuki throws a sloppy head kick
and Jolokia counters with a thumping low kick.
Suzuki throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jolokia throws a nice inside leg kick.
Suzuki swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jolokia counters with a body kick.
Suzuki takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Suzuki thuds a left hand into Jolokia's body.
Jolokia fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Suzuki is out of range.
Suzuki jabs Jolokia right on the nose. Jolokia blinks but takes it well.
Suzuki throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Jolokia counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Suzuki's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jolokia fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A shot to the body from Suzuki misses
and Jolokia counters with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suzuki misses with a hook
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Suzuki misses with a hook
and Jolokia counters with an outside leg kick.
Parameshwar Jolokia is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jolokia displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Suzuki.
Suzuki falls off balance throwing a combination
and Jolokia finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Jolokia is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Suzuki can do to turn this around?
Jolokia thumps Suzuki with a low kick.
Suzuki misses the body punch
and Jolokia finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jolokia lands a leg kick that knocks Suzuki off balance momentarily.
Jolokia lands a nice looking body kick.
Jolokia fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Suzuki misses with a few strikes there.
A head kick from Jolokia lands but Suzuki takes it in his stride.
Suzuki takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Kamiyashi Suzuki has been cut.
A jab from Jolokia does it's job there.
Parameshwar Jolokia is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jolokia throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Suzuki.
Suzuki misses the shot to the body.
Suzuki throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jolokia counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jolokia throws out a powerful jab.
Kamiyashi Suzuki has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jolokia scores with a kick to the midsection.
Suzuki misses the body punch
and Jolokia counters with a body kick that stops Suzuki in his tracks momentarily.
Suzuki throws an off balance right hand
and Jolokia makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Suzuki throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jolokia counters with a good low kick that Suzuki was not able to check.
Suzuki takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Suzuki misses with a body shot
and Jolokia counters with a head kick.
Suzuki misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jolokia tries to clinch there but Suzuki circles away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jolokia lands with a slapping head kick.
Suzuki throws a combination that misses
and Jolokia counters with a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Parameshwar Jolokia showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jolokia, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:26
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:26
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parameshwar Jolokia!