PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Burt Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Familia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Brown
vs
Familia

195 cm
25
240 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

175 cm
21
225 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Burt Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tony Familia!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Familia misses with a takedown attempt

and Brown counters with a shoot takedown. Familia fights it but they end up in guard.

Familia looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Brown is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Brown scoring with punches to the head and body.
Brown landing with the ground and pound.
Brown has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Familia is trying to control the position but Brown postures up.
Brown's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Brown will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Brown wants to pass the guard but Familia is keeping the position.
Brown engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

Brown drops back looking for a leg! Familia is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Familia manages to kick Brown off! Brown jumps back into Familia's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Brown in particular looking to stall.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Familia has eaten all the pies!
Brown trying to mount his opponent but Familia defends it.
Well, if Brown is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Familia won't allow Brown to pass to mount.

Brown is trying for a kimura here. Familia looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Brown wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Burt Brown!