PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobcat Apocalypse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piston Honda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Piston Honda was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Apocalypse
vs
Honda

183 cm
19
277 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

200 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Pure Gold Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bobcat Apocalypse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Piston Honda!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Daniel Cesar and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Apocalypse tries to clinch but Honda is having none of it.

Apocalypse clinches up against the cage.
Apocalypse using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Apocalypse landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Apocalypse.

It looks like Piston Honda has been cut.
Apocalypse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Honda looks gassed!
Apocalypse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Honda should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Apocalypse connects with a nasty looking knee right to Honda's face.

That has opened up Piston Honda's cut even more.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Apocalypse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Apocalypse lands a nice elbow.

The cut above Piston Honda's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Apocalypse scores a nice knee to the body.
Apocalypse lands a nice elbow.
Honda wants to break the clinch but can't.
Apocalypse lands a damaging elbow.

Piston Honda's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Honda has had enough of the clinch but Apocalypse keeps him there for the moment.
Apocalypse lands an elbow inside that Honda shrugs off.
Apocalypse tries for a takedown. No joy.
Honda wants a takedown but no success here.
Apocalypse misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Honda.
Apocalypse landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Honda takes a knee right on the jaw!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Piston Honda's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bobcat Apocalypse!