PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rabban Harkonnen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cappadonna Frappuccino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harkonnen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down. The crowd seem to be enjoying Frappuccino's choice of entrance music: Apinamies. Cappadonna Frappuccino has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Harkonnen
vs
Frappuccino

183 cm
28
180 lbs
10 - 3 - 1

185 cm
25
180 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 1, fighting out of London, Rabban Harkonnen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cappadonna Frappuccino!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Frappuccino lands a head shot.
Harkonnen lands a high kick!
Frappuccino stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen scores with a spinning back kick!
Harkonnen lands a glancing blow to the side of Frappuccino's head.
Harkonnen misses the body punch
and Frappuccino counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rabban Harkonnen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Harkonnen lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Harkonnen connects with an inside leg kick.
Frappuccino uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Harkonnen.
Frappuccino missing with a left hand there. Harkonnen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Harkonnen misses with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harkonnen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Frappuccino.
A big left from Frappuccino misses.
A shot to the liver by Harkonnen. Beautiful body shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Frappuccino. That snapped Harkonnen's head back.
Good leg kick by Harkonnen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Harkonnen takes one to the side of the head.
Frappuccino throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harkonnen throws a sloppy head kick and Frappuccino moves out of range easily.
Frappuccino keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Frappuccino throws an off balance right hand
and Harkonnen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Harkonnen looks to score with a jab to the body but Frappuccino is just out of range.
Frappuccino walks forward, straight into a front kick from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Frappuccino's calf.
Frappuccino doesn't manage to clinch there - Harkonnen circles away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harkonnen turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Frappuccino takes one to the side of the head.
Frappuccino on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Harkonnen.
Frappuccino loads up on a big right hand but Harkonnen slips the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harkonnen throws a sloppy head kick and Frappuccino moves out of range easily.
Harkonnen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Harkonnen misses the shot to the body.
Harkonnen lands a front kick.
Harkonnen goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Frappuccino looks to land a combination but Harkonnen avoids it well.
Frappuccino throws the left hand but Harkonnen avoids the punch easily.
Frappuccino avoids the body shot from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harkonnen throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Harkonnen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Harkonnen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Frappuccino tries to close the distance and clinch up but Harkonnen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Harkonnen clobbers Frappuccino with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Harkonnen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Frappuccino's calf.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Frappuccino rushes Harkonnen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Frappuccino doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Harkonnen wants to break free but Frappuccino has control.
Harkonnen tries to work over Frappuccino's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rabban Harkonnen dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Harkonnen throws a sloppy head kick
and Frappuccino counters with a three punch combo that has Harkonnen backing up. Harkonnen nods at Frappuccino to acknowledge the strikes.
Harkonnen misses with a body kick.
Frappuccino takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Harkonnen connects with the punch.
Frappuccino blocks a head kick by Harkonnen.
Frappuccino takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Harkonnen lands a head shot.
Rabban Harkonnen is winning the standup battle so far.
Frappuccino takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Harkonnen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Frappuccino.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harkonnen tries a head kick but it misses.
Frappuccino fails to land with a series of punches.
Harkonnen throws an overhand right that lands on Frappuccino's shoulder, as Frappuccino tries to avoid the shot.
Frappuccino ducks under a wild hook from Harkonnen.
Frappuccino takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Harkonnen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Frappuccino was well out of range. Poor timing from Harkonnen.
Frappuccino lands the left hand.
Frappuccino jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A solid leg kick lands there for Harkonnen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Frappuccino misses.
Frappuccino might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Harkonnen slips under a jab from Frappuccino.
Frappuccino misses with a lunging right hand
and Harkonnen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Frappuccino on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Harkonnen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harkonnen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harkonnen throws a sloppy head kick and Frappuccino moves out of range easily.
A head kick from Harkonnen lands but Frappuccino takes it in his stride.
Harkonnen pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Harkonnen throws a head kick but Frappuccino moves out of range.
Harkonnen tries a head kick but it misses.
Frappuccino looks to land a right hand but Harkonnen moved out of range.
A jab from Harkonnen finds it's way through Frappuccino's defenses.
Jab, jab by Harkonnen - just one landing.
Harkonnen lunges at Frappuccino with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Frappuccino's hand.
Harkonnen walks into a jab.
Harkonnen staying out of range there.
Frappuccino connects with a combination that backs up Harkonnen into the cage. Frappuccino lands a flurry of punches that gets past Harkonnen's guard. Harkonnen is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Frappuccino bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cappadonna Frappuccino!