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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Enforcer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Enforcer might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Ozzy Osbourne: Let Me Hear You Scream. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sinister - Leviathan kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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211 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, David Enforcer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with a lazy takedown attempt
and Enforcer counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has been cut.
Enforcer misses the body punch
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Enforcer checks a leg kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Enforcer counters with a stiff right hand.
Enforcer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Enforcer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves to clinch but Enforcer breaks away
and Enforcer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings widly with a right hand
and Enforcer counters with a straight right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A low kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is predictable there
and Enforcer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks for the body kick but Enforcer saw that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a combination that misses
and Enforcer counters with a nice uppercut.
Enforcer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Enforcer tries to kick Kvadratichnie Schtaniki off but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to stand up but Enforcer has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to stand up but he'll have to free his leg first. Instead, Enforcer manages to get to full guard.
Enforcer pushes Kvadratichnie Schtaniki off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks to clinch
and Enforcer counters with a series of strikes. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Enforcer looks to land a left hand but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moved out of range nicely.
Enforcer takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
It looks like David Enforcer has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Enforcer avoids the head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Enforcer takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a right hand that misses
and Enforcer counters with a nice uppercut.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Enforcer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki falls off balance throwing a combination
and Enforcer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kvadratichnie Schtaniki thinking.
Enforcer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Enforcer counters with a nice uppercut.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a head kick.
Enforcer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki was well out of range. Poor timing from Enforcer.
Enforcer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A shot to the body from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses
and Enforcer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to score with low kicks.
Enforcer misses with a body shot
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with a nice body kick.
Enforcer swinging wildly here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a leg kick that misses.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Enforcer counters with a stiff right hand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Enforcer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Enforcer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Enforcer lunges at Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's hand.
Enforcer checks a leg kick.
Enforcer scores with a hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki closes the distance looking to clinch
and Enforcer counters with a left and a right that stings Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
David Enforcer dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki connects with a solid leg kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a head kick that misses.
Enforcer misses with a low kick.
Enforcer moves out of range of the body kick from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
David Enforcer is winning the standup battle so far.
Enforcer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Enforcer keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Enforcer lands a lovely overhand right.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Enforcer finds it's way round the side to connect with Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's head.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Enforcer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Enforcer throws a hook but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki blocks it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki falls off balance throwing a combination
and Enforcer counters with a straight right hand.
Enforcer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a nice body kick.
Enforcer blocks a head kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a poor cross that misses
and Enforcer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Enforcer misses with a left hand
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki counters with an inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki closes this distance looking for a takedown but Enforcer circles away.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a sloppy body shot
and Enforcer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Enforcer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Horrible takedown by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki or perhaps it was just good defense by Enforcer which made him look bad.
David Enforcer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a combination that misses
and Enforcer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is breathing heavily.
Enforcer throws a looping overhand right but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki ducks down to avoid it.
Enforcer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a combination
and Enforcer counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a jab to the body
and Enforcer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a left and a right that both miss
and Enforcer counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
David Enforcer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Enforcer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Enforcer.
A jab from Enforcer does it's job there.
Enforcer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kvadratichnie Schtanikis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Enforcer lands a slapping body shot.
Enforcer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Enforcer pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Kvadratichnie Schtaniki back to the cage. Enforcer follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Enforcer cracks a nice hook into Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's ribs.
Enforcer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki needs to keep his hands up - Enforcer had a free shot at his head there.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A slow jab from Enforcer misses its intended target.
Enforcer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kvadratichnie Schtanikis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries for a takedown but Enforcer circles away easily
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Enforcer lands with a good body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
David Enforcer dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Enforcer misses with a two punch combination.
Enforcer lands the left hand.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a low kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki walks into a stiff left hand from Enforcer.
Enforcer throws a leg kick but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a lazy body kick
and Enforcer counters with a left to the body.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a right hand
and Enforcer counters with a straight right hand.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings widly with a right hand
and Enforcer counters with a left to the body.
Enforcer misses the jab.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Enforcer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Enforcer lands with a good body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Enforcer, as that shot connected.
Enforcer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Enforcer scores with a punch to the head.
Enforcer throws a shot from downtown. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves away and avoids it.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki thows a leg kick but Enforcer checks it
and Enforcer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Enforcer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Enforcer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Enforcer throws a right and a left that Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoids nicely.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki ducks under a wild hook from Enforcer.
Enforcer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to clinch up.
Enforcer looks to land a combination but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoids it well.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a takedown attempt
and Enforcer counters with a left to the body.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Enforcer lands with a hook. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Enforcer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries for a takedown but Enforcer circles away easily
and Enforcer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kvadratichnie Schtaniki thinking.
David Enforcer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
A slapping leg kick lands for Enforcer.
Enforcer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kvadratichnie Schtaniki checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki moves out of range as Enforcer throws a body kick.
Enforcer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a leg kick
and Enforcer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Enforcer lands with a right hand.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Enforcer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Enforcer scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Enforcer jabs at Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Enforcer with a nice cross.
And that's the end of the fight!
David Enforcer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Enforcer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:26
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Enforcer!
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energy
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hype
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