PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between xXx Jobber xXx (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Penguin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). xXx Jobber xXx has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Jobber xXx
vs
Penguin

150 cm
26
300 lbs
1 - 118 - 0

170 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 118 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, xXx Jobber xXx!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, King Penguin!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Edson Gomes and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penguin throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
enabling Jobber xXx to counter with a crisp jab.
Jobber xXx looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!

Jobber xXx gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Jobber xXx is trying to force a seperation but Penguin has the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Penguin has Jobber xXx pushed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penguin tries to stall but Jobber xXx uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by King Penguin.
Penguin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jobber xXx manages to avoid it.
Penguin looks for the body kick but Jobber xXx saw that one coming.
Penguin throws a sloppy head kick and Jobber xXx moves out of range easily.
Penguin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jobber xXx circles away quickly and effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penguin misses with the combination.

Jobber xXx fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Penguin, pushing him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Penguin is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Penguin is trying to maintain a safe position but Jobber xXx gets an underhook and turns Penguin into the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jobber xXx wants to break free but Penguin has control.
Penguin effectively controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

xXx Jobber xXx dominated that round.
The cut man is working on King Penguin's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Penguin throws a hook to the side of Jobber xXx's head but Jobber xXx sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
King Penguin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Penguin throws a head kick but Jobber xXx moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Penguin.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Penguin.
Jobber xXx blocks a jab.
Penguin scores with a head kick. Jobber xXx tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

It looks like xXx Jobber xXx has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber xXx avoids the head kick by Penguin.
Jobber xXx really is a fat lump.
Penguin swinging wildly here.
Penguin scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Penguin misses.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
A slow jab from Penguin misses its intended target.

Penguin lands a big head kick that sends Jobber xXx tumbling to the mat! Penguin takes a step backwards and waves Jobber xXx back to his feet - he wants the finish!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber xXx takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Penguin. Jobber xXx does a little dance to reset his feet.
Penguin throws a right and a left that Jobber xXx avoids nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

King Penguin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Penguin throws a jab but it's blocked by Jobber xXx.
The fighters circle, before Penguin throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Jobber xXx's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Penguin lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). King Penguin!