PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rice Farmer Lady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Stein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Stein's choice of entrance music: Rolling Stones - Paint it Black. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Farmer Lady
vs
Stein

190 cm
28
255 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

190 cm
29
270 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rice Farmer Lady!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Stein!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Steve Erwin and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crunch! Farmer Lady slams his shin into Stein's torso.
John Stein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stein shoots in for a double leg but Farmer Lady sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Stein fails with the takedown
and Farmer Lady counters with an outside leg kick.
Stein looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice body kick there by Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Farmer Lady scores with a leg kick.
Stein shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Farmer Lady defends it nicely.
Rice Farmer Lady has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Stein.
Farmer Lady scores with a push kick.
Farmer Lady goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Farmer Lady feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Stein's calf.
A slapping leg kick lands for Farmer Lady.
Stein steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Farmer Lady. That one must have hurt.
Farmer Lady throws a front kick that sends Stein stumbling back into the cage.
Farmer Lady lands a nice looking kick to the body. Stein takes a step back to recover.
Farmer Lady scores with a kick to the midsection.
Stein takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Farmer Lady scores with a spinning back kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Farmer Lady tenderised Stein's leg. Stein is trying to keep his angry face on.
Farmer Lady dives in and grabs Stein's left leg, looking for a takedown. Stein pushes down on Farmer Lady's head and hops out.
A solid body kick from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady is looking to slow Stein down with leg kicks.
Farmer Lady scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An inside leg kick lands from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady scores with a push kick.
Farmer Lady is looking to slow Stein down with leg kicks.
Stein's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Farmer Lady scores with a push kick.
Stein has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that Stein semi-blocks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Farmer Lady, right into the meat.
Farmer Lady lands with a kick to the ribs.
Farmer Lady thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Stein if he has to take too many more of those.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Stein crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Farmer Lady - the referee stops the clock and Stein gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Farmer Lady. Stein manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Stein shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Farmer Lady scores with a push kick.
Stein is trying desperately to land a takedown but Farmer Lady is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Stein.
Stein takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Lady lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Farmer Lady - that will leave a mark!
That kick from Farmer Lady tenderised Stein's leg. Stein is trying to keep his angry face on.
Farmer Lady lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Farmer Lady is looking to slow Stein down with leg kicks.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Both fighters circling a little - Farmer Lady finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Stein takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Farmer Lady goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Farmer Lady throws a front kick that sends Stein stumbling back into the cage.
Farmer Lady scores with a nice body kick.
Farmer Lady delivers a nice body kick.
Farmer Lady shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Stein as he avoids it easily.
Farmer Lady throws a nice outside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Stein if he has to take too many more of those.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Farmer Lady. That's going to slow Stein down.
Farmer Lady feints and then cracks Stein's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Stein down.
Farmer Lady lands a nice leg kick that just misses Stein's sensitive parts.
Nice body kick there by Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady thows a body kick. Stein tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crunch! Farmer Lady slams his shin into Stein's torso.
Farmer Lady digs a good hook to Stein's body.
Farmer Lady feints and then cracks Stein's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Stein down.
Farmer Lady scores with a push kick.
Farmer Lady scores with a head kick.
A shot to the liver by Farmer Lady. Beautiful body shot.
Farmer Lady keeps Stein at a distance using the push kick.
Farmer Lady scores with a jab. Stein acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Farmer Lady stuffs the takedown attempt from Stein. Stein gets slowly back to his feet.
Farmer Lady connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A thudding body kick lands there by Farmer Lady!

Farmer Lady shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Farmer Lady showed some decent athleticism there.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Farmer Lady wants to pass to mount but Stein is defending the position.

Farmer Lady seems to be trying to get a kimura but instead Stein has recovered full guard.

Stein is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Stein is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rice Farmer Lady dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Stein tries for a takedown but Farmer Lady sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Farmer Lady looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Stein is trying hard to land a takedown here. Farmer Lady sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Farmer Lady moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Stein walks forward, straight into a front kick from Farmer Lady.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Farmer Lady lands a big head kick that sends Stein tumbling to the mat! Farmer Lady takes a step backwards and waves Stein back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Stein is rocked!
Stein has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Farmer Lady.
Stein is still on wobbly legs! Can Farmer Lady finish him?
Farmer Lady buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Farmer Lady throws a leg kick which misses Stein's front leg but catches the back leg as Stein tries to avoid it.
Stein seems to have recovered his senses.
Farmer Lady pushes Stein away with a front kick.
Farmer Lady scores with a kick to the body.
Farmer Lady lands with a thumping leg kick.
Stein shoots in for a takedown but Farmer Lady shows good takedown defense.
Rice Farmer Lady has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Stein.
A thudding body kick lands there by Farmer Lady!
Farmer Lady lands with a slapping head kick.
Stein is breathing heavily.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Farmer Lady! Stein is out on his feet! Farmer Lady rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Stein is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Stein is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rice Farmer Lady!